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Clips from Weeds - The Two Mrs. Scottsons (S03E03)

"We're used."
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"It doesn't mean we can't be sexy."
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"Doesn't mean we can't, pardon my language,"
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"fuck like bunnies."
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"Cool."
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"If I still had feeling in my nipple, I bet that would be amazing."
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"All right, enough. Listen to me."
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"I barely know you,"
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"but the first time I saw you,"
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"there was something about you that was so familiar."
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"Familiar in the best way."
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"Like we shared something, like..."
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"we had a secret."
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"I just want to know you. I don't know why."
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"I just do."
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"OK. Stop talking."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Mrs. Botwin."
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"- That's me. - I'm Valerie."
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"You want to take a step up to the x-ray machine?"
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"OK."
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"You're the doctor?"
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"Oh, no, doctor's at lunch. I just take the x-rays."
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"- You can take out your breast. - What?"
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"Oh, right, right."
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"Mammogram's nothing to be nervous about."
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"- It'll be over in a minute. - Right. Sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Why are you apologising? You've got great breasts."
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"- These? - You should see some of the jugs we get."
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"Gravity's cruel."
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"All right, lift up your breast"
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"and get as much of it onto the plate as you can."
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"- Erm... - All right?"
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"Just get it all on there. Just spread it out."
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"- No. No. - Just right on there."
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"Yeah, no, that's great. That's great. OK, now you're gonna feel..."
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"- Really? ...a little bit of pressure when I lower the top."
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"- And... smush. - Aah..."
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"OK, I know it's probably uncomfortable, but I'm fast."
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"Do you like this job?"
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"- Are you locked in? - Oh, yeah. Ready to go."
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"I know who you are."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I..."
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"know..."
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"who..."
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"you..."
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"are."
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"So, Nancy Botwin, why are you here?"
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"And what do you want?"
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"And why the fuck are you stalking me?"
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"Previously on Weeds."
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"Hello."
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"- Hi. - My son."
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"- Tim and I were just gonna play a game. - I'm just not really very good at games."
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"My mom is. I guess she's a lot smarter than you."
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"Kesheshian says "goodbye"."
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"- Peter? He's dead? - Yes!"
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"Agent Fundis, DEA. I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson. I'm his partner."
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"The one who burps?"
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"I get stares. Children cry and run away."
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"Give a friend of mine a call."
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"We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses. Needs a caterer."
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"I'd like to solve the mystery of the school that receives federal funding,"
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"yet promotes a religious curriculum in direct violation of Church-State separation mandates."
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"Sit down, Shane Botwin."
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"I have cancer."
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"Puppies are coming off, Nance."
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"After reconstructive surgery, you're gonna feel good as new."
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"I'm separated. Dancing my way to divorce."
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"You're gonna help me celebrate."
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"My last two relationships, both guys ended up dead."
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"Captain?"
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"All right, Fundis, tell me a story."
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"Er, a man flying a kite found Scottson."
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"We think he was stuffed in a drainpipe,"
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"till a grate busted in the rain, and..."
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"up came Pete."
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"- Can't you take something for that? - I've tried everything."
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"Well, pop a fucking breath mint."
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"What did you eat, pastrami?"
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"- On rye, sir. - What else, Fundis?"
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"Well, close-range shot to the head."
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"- It's ugly. - Who, why, when?"
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"I've been trying to figure that out since he went missing."
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"You know, retracing his steps, asking..."
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"- What's that? - Summer reading from Internal Affairs."
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"Quite the ripping yarn."
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""Retracing his steps"? How about "covering your ass"?"
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"You got another story you want to tell me, Fundis?"
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"My career just took a swan dive into a shit can."
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"I want to thank you for that. Pete, too, since it appears he was the brains"
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"behind the skimming, extortion, wiretapping,"
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"evidence-planting operation you two had going."
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"But good thing for us he turned up the way he did,"
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"and we don't have to get honest."
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"So here's the new story, Agent Asshole Motherfucker Choke-on-my-dick."
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"You got three days to find whatever money is left over"
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"from your little side business."
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"And before you clean out your locker for early retirement,"
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"take your uniform to the dry-cleaner's."
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"Cos we have a fucking hero to stick in the ground."
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"Peter Scottson served with dignity and honour"
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"in one of our most difficult jobs."
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"And for those of us here today, there will be no rest"
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