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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Integrity (S06E06)

"Joe's gonna be here in 30 minutes."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ gasps ] what happened to the castle?"
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"Little snafu."
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"About this princess castle --"
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"Claire: What's that?"
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"Black paint and a skull flag"
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"So that we can turn this princess thing"
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"Into a pirate castle."
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"Pirate castle?"
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"Yes. He's a boy."
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"We have talked about this."
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"Why do men never listen?"
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"It's always, "sure, honey. Sure, honey.""
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"I don't know. Marriage is hard."
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"Okay, we can solve both our problems."
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"We put this princess castle together in the next 30 minutes."
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"Let's go! Go, go!"
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"How does that solve my problem? Just go!"
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"Oh, my gosh, what happened?"
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"Joe took lily's car for a little spin."
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"Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine."
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"Well, the curtains he drew on"
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"Are gonna need to be professionally cleaned,"
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"But they were overdue. Oh."
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"Yeah. It's fun having this energy back in the house."
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"It is. Where is that little pudding-filled rocket, anyway?"
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"Cameron: Oh, there he is. There he goes."
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"You see him? Okay, yeah, he's going into the bathroom."
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"Okay. Oh. It's locked. Locked?"
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"I'm gonna go around to the other door. Yeah."
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"Joe! Joe!"
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"[ exhales deeply ]"
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"Okay, well, that's gonna clog."
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"All right, I'll get the plunger."
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"Okay, now, sweetie, listen."
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"Because it's wasteful."
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"[ water splashes ]"
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"Oh, my gosh. My keys."
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"[ toilet flushes ]"
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"No, no! No! No, no, no!"
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"Oh, good, it didn't clog."
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"Okay. Oh, geez."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Lily, did you spill purple paint on the floor?"
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"Yeah, I'm the problem today."
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"Oh, geez."
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"Oh, god! The vanderkoff!"
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"What?"
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"Oh, god, the vanderkoff!"
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"It's okay. It's okay. It's okay."
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"We'll -- we'll just get it professionally cleaned."
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"Yeah, w-we'll just throw it in with the curtains. [ chuckles ]"
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"Joe: Ball!"
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"[ gasps ] oh, no, that's not a ball."
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"That's not a ball, no. No, no, no."
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"That's a criminally expensive santangelo bowl."
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"Okay, I'm gonna sneak around behind him"
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"And you're just gonna keep him talking."
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"Joe, you don't want to do this."
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"You know, as of right now, you haven't done anything wrong."
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"You just hand that over to me,"
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"And it's like nothing ever happened, see?"
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"Okay, he's not baby face nelson. He's an actual baby."
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"Okay, you know what? You want to help out?"
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"Slide something underneath it like a throw pillow."
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"Throw! [ bowl shatters ]"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh."
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"Oh."
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"[ chuckles ] aah!"
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"You forget what a handful kids are when they're little, huh?"
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"Yeah, I didn't realize how easy we have it"
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"Now that lily's so independent. Yeah."
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"Plus, we're not as young as we were when she was like this."
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"Mitchell, are -- are we almost discussing"
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"What I think we're almost discussing?"
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"Maybe we shouldn't rush into having another kid?"
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"It's a big decision, and I love the way our lives are now."
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"Oh, god, me too! Ohh."
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"Th-th-this doesn't make us selfish people, does it?"
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"Of course not."
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"Baby joe's stuck in the well."
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"Leave him. He's fine."
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"No, no, no. A little bit more to the left."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I can't believe I have to beg you to go shopping."
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"Well, I have to make sure"
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"That you're putting that thing in the right place"
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"Since this stupid, horrible job is so important to you."
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"Ay, haley, I have to say"
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"Today I lost a little bit of respect for you."
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"Goodbye, gloria."
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"You need to learn how to stand up for yourself."
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"Do you know how easy that is for you to say?"
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"No, no. Nothing in english is easy for me to say."
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"Unlike you, I don't have a rich husband."
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"What I do have is a reputation for being a screw-up"
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"Who never follows through on anything."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Which is why, in case you haven't noticed,"
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"I'm in my third year of a two-year college program"
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"And still living in my parents' basement."
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"Look, I know that this job sucks,"
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"But it might actually lead to something."
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"Do you know who had this job five years ago?"
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"Gavin, and he worked for an even bigger jackass than he is."
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"Hey! That was a quick lunch."
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"Yeah, the line was too short."
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"It's over. I can't be seen there."
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"I wouldn't want people to think I was a jackass."
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"Uh, look, when -- when I said that,"
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"I really didn't --"
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"Okay, first of all, you were just leaving."
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"Second of all, maybe permanently."
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"Um. Yeah."
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"[ cellphone rings ]"
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"Faster."
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"You know what, gavin?"
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"I have had enough of -- no."
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"What? Why not?"
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