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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Integrity (S06E06)

"Oh, it's not so much what you can do me for."
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"Sounded a -- a tiny bit prostitute-y."
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"I'm sorry about that."
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"Actually, I do have a tiny favor to ask."
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"You know, I love your family. Oh."
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"I mean, haley, our homecoming queen. Yeah."
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"And now alex winning just about every academic award."
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"Oh, I know. It's been an honor to teach the dunphy children."
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"Well, today I'm here to talk about luke."
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"Is that the science rabbit?"
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"That's my son."
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"Oh! Yes. Of course."
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"That's sort of the point."
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"I think he's feeling a little bit overlooked."
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"I was wondering if you could just,"
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"You know, toss him one of those awards today."
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"Just... [ clicks tongue ]"
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"Well, I'm afraid all of the award winners"
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"Have already been decided."
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"[ sighs ] yeah."
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"Oh, but, hey, if it makes him feel better,"
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"He was in the running for the integrity award."
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"He just got edged out by --"
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"Scott wheeler?"
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"Oh, that little weasel's a narc."
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"Halloween carnival, 2008 --"
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"[ mockingly ] "mrs. Dunphy's grape juice smells like medicine.""
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"It was a long morning."
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"It would mean so much to him."
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"Well, claire..."
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"That wouldn't be fair."
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"I know. I'm sorry. [ groans ]"
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"I'm so sorry. Mm-hmm."
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"I-I-I really am -- so embarrassing."
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"Maybe there's some sort of, um --"
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"I don't know, like, a -- a -- a donation or something"
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"I could give to the auto shop to, um...Grease the wheels."
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"We're good on grease."
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"But you can never have too much brake fluid, so --"
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"Or perhaps the soccer team could use some new cleats,"
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"Help them get their... Kick back?"
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"Okay, mrs. Dunphy, I'm really doing everything I can"
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"To ignore the fact that you're trying to bribe me"
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"For the marlon boniface integrity award."
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"Oh! I'm so glad you can remember that name,"
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"But you can't remember luke."
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"My first day off in a month,"
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"I'm headed out the door to go shopping with gloria,"
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"And my stupid boss needs me to pick up some stupid orchid."
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"Like my time's not valuable?"
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"Gloria was gonna help me pick out a toe ring."
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"Oh, I don't care if you are here illegally,"
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"You're gorgeous."
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"Listen, mister, for your information, I am --"
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"Flower. He's talking...Flower."
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"Gavin, I would like to introduce you --"
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"Where are the photos from the milan show I asked for?"
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"I-I don't remember you asking for them."
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"Oh. I guess one of us is mistaken, but who?"
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"The fashion icon profiled by vanity fair"
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"For pioneering a new sock length,"
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"Or the part-time employee who shares a stapler?"
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"Sorry."
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry. Here they are."
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"Oh, look what's new for fall."
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"Thumbprints."
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"Do you know the thai, german, argentine, mexican"
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"Gourmet food truck back to basics? Yes."
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"I need you to make me a standing reservation there."
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"How do I make a standing reservation?"
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"Parking's a bitch."
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"I need you to go there, find a spot,"
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"And stand in it until I arrive."
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"I wanted to kill him."
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"But I bite my tongue, because in this family,"
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"They think that I am a colombian hothead,"
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"Which is crazy because a colombian hot head is"
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"When you set somebody's head on fire."
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"It smells terrible, but it sends a message."
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"[ horn honking ]"
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"Go somewhere else."
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"It's me -- gloria."
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"What are you doing? I told you to go shopping without me."
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"I couldn't enjoy it knowing you're standing there"
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"Like a little orange cone."
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"It's my job. It's fine."
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"No, it's not fine. He's a terrible man."
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"But I did a little something to make you feel better."
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"[ gasps ] oh, my god, what have you done?"
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"He messes with something I love --"
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"I mess with something he loves."
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"The second it goes missing,"
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"He's going to check security cameras,"
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"And I'm going to get fired."
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"So what?"
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"He's the worst person I have ever met,"
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"And there was a man in my village"
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"Named flavio the baby puncher."
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"Ohh."
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"[ horn honks ]"
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"Hey, cone. Move."
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"Um, okay. Um, just -- just leaving."
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"[ cellphone ringing ]"
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"Hello? Faster."
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"Oh. [ chuckles ]"
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"Claire: I'd already been caught trying to bribe the principal,"
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"But believe it or not,"
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"I was still trying to think of a way"
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"To get luke that award."
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"Then I saw scott wheeler."
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"Yeah, he was a narc and a goody two-shoes,"
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"But he was also just a child."
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"And I knew the right thing to do."
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"Sometimes all it takes is a little nudge."
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"[ high-pitched beeping ]"
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"What?"
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"He is so adorable. I know, isn't he?"
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"Remember when lily was like this?"
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"What do you say when I'm not here?"
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"Um..."
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