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Clips from Weeds - Van Nuys (S05E05)

"So allow me this tiny, little, pathetic crumb."
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"To stay in your garage while I figure out what the fuck I'm doing with my life."
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"Albatross."
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"My own personal cinder block."
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"Two days. I don't want to see you."
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"Thank you, Nancy."
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"Can I have my old job back at the maternity store?"
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"Fuck!"
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"-Botwin? -That's right, it's Botwin, motherfucker."
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"And Hodes, jerk."
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"-Don't mess with her. She's loco. -I really am."
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"Get the fuck out of here before I kick your nards in, you little cock goblin."
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"With your fake gun."
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"Take nerd-girl with you. Your usual sidekicks are much hotter."
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"You know that lesson you taught on point of view in fiction?"
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"It was really helpful, Mr. S. I think I get it now."
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"To you, I'm just some dumb kid you can rip off."
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"While from my perspective, you're that titanic loser of a teacher I once had..."
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"...who jacked the wrong kid."
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"Unfortunately, you're also now part of our friend Ignacio's story."
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"And your chapter is very, very short."
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"Here. It's all there. Take it."
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"I didn't ask your permission, you faux adult, you skid mark."
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"Your apartment makes me sad."
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"Take something else. For penalty."
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"Okay. The Ray-Bans."
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"And the Rollerblades."
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"Is that a Zune? Take that."
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"Not my ax."
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"Okay, now that you called it your ax, I'm for sure taking it."
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"Now, shoot him in the leg."
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"Not the bird! I meant the man."
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"Poor little birdie. Go, go, go."
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"Aging goofball, career in the shit tank. Middle-class kid, lost."
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