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Clips from Benson (1979) - Old Man Gatlin' (S01E01)

"I mean, everybody did. Even me."
Benson (1979)
"Then he took me out of the game."
Benson (1979)
"Well, we lost anyway."
Benson (1979)
"Sir, if I were you, I wouldn't tell that story to anyone else."
Benson (1979)
"It might mean the end of Father's Day."
Benson (1979)
"That's just the kind of guy my father is."
Benson (1979)
"He'll do anything for a laugh."
Benson (1979)
"He's a real funny guy."
Benson (1979)
"If your father's funny, I'm Earl Butz."
Benson (1979)
"Sir, your father is certainly a unique individual."
Benson (1979)
"I know. I've asked him to stay on with us."
Benson (1979)
"BOTH: You did? Definitely."
Benson (1979)
"BOTH: For how long? Indefinitely."
Benson (1979)
"BOTH: Well, what did he say?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, he didn't want to be in the way."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, no?"
Benson (1979)
"But I persuaded him to stay."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, no."
Benson (1979)
"Come on, Gene."
Benson (1979)
"Get your tail in gear."
Benson (1979)
"You can't keep these people waiting all day."
Benson (1979)
"All right, Father. I'll see you later."
Benson (1979)
"Sir, could you define "indefinitely"?"
Benson (1979)
"My son tell you the good news?"
Benson (1979)
"No, he told me you were staying."
Benson (1979)
"Somebody's gotta look out for my boy's interests."
Benson (1979)
"From top to bottom he seems to be surrounded by deadbeats and freeloaders."
Benson (1979)
"But I'll fix that."
Benson (1979)
"So you won't be staying."
Benson (1979)
"You got a smart mouth, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"But for some reason, my son thinks a lot of you."
Benson (1979)
"Just remember one thing."
Benson (1979)
"Nobody is indispensable."
Benson (1979)
"Nobody."
Benson (1979)
"Right."
Benson (1979)
"Nobody."
Benson (1979)
"Yes, I know I made the reservation."
Benson (1979)
"But you can't hold me responsible"
Benson (1979)
"for what happens when they check out."
Benson (1979)
"Of course I understand."
Benson (1979)
"You know, I should think you'd be flattered"
Benson (1979)
"Governor Halley took a few of your towels."
Benson (1979)
"Fine. Send him a bill."
Benson (1979)
"God, I can't wait for the last of these governors to go home."
Benson (1979)
"Benson."
Benson (1979)
"(IMITATING TAYLOR) Taylor."
Benson (1979)
"I have to talk to you."
Benson (1979)
"I'll check my appointment book."
Benson (1979)
"Benson, will you listen to me?"
Benson (1979)
"We are getting national coverage"
Benson (1979)
"for the press conference this afternoon."
Benson (1979)
"All the wire services are sending their reporters."
Benson (1979)
"Fine. I'll lock up the bar."
Benson (1979)
"The point is,"
Benson (1979)
"this is the Governor's press conference,"
Benson (1979)
"and not his father's."
Benson (1979)
"We have to find a way to keep that old man out of the press conference."
Benson (1979)
"What do you want me to do? Bend his axle?"
Benson (1979)
"I'd like to take it and wrap it around his..."
Benson (1979)
"Hello, sir."
Benson (1979)
"How are you?"
Benson (1979)
"Here we are. End of the line. Everybody out."
Benson (1979)
"Thanks for the ride, Grandpa."
Benson (1979)
"Just remember your end of the bargain."
Benson (1979)
"You've gotta do your homework."
Benson (1979)
"But I tricked you."
Benson (1979)
"I don't have any homework, Grandpa."
Benson (1979)
"Why, you..."
Benson (1979)
"You hear that? She got the better of me."
Benson (1979)
"Runs in the family. Just like her granddaddy."
Benson (1979)
"With luck she'll outgrow it."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, hi, Dad."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, Gene. Gene."
Benson (1979)
"I know you're nervous about this press conference,"
Benson (1979)
"but don't be. I'll be right there with you."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, no. That's really not necessary, Mr. Gatling."
Benson (1979)
"Button up, four-eyes."
Benson (1979)
"Now listen, Gene."
Benson (1979)
"These reporters are coming from all over the country."
Benson (1979)
"We play our cards right, the next stop could be the White House."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, Dad, I... I don't have the qualifications to be President."
Benson (1979)
"Never stopped anybody before."
Benson (1979)
"You hear that?"
Benson (1979)
"Your staff thinks small, when they think at all."
Benson (1979)
"I'm telling you, Gene, you'll never get anywhere surrounded by these losers!"
Benson (1979)
"You didn't deserve that."
Benson (1979)
"I'm sorry."
Benson (1979)
"Now, how're we gonna keep that old man out of the press conference?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, we'll have to think of something."
Benson (1979)
"I can think of a lot of things,"
Benson (1979)
"but none of them are legal."
Benson (1979)
"Where have you been?"
Benson (1979)
"Mr. Gibson Gatling sends his regrets."
Benson (1979)
"He won't be able to attend the press conference."
Benson (1979)
"Now that's too bad. What happened?"
Benson (1979)
"While he was taking a nap,"
Benson (1979)
"his wheelchair accidentally rolled"
Benson (1979)
"down the stairs into the laundry room."
Benson (1979)
"Ladies and gentlemen, in a way I'm almost glad"
Benson (1979)
"the governors' conference has come to an end,"
Benson (1979)
"because every time somebody'd say "Governor,""
Benson (1979)
"I'd jump up and whip around"
Benson (1979)
"and nine times out of ten it wasn't even me they wanted."
Benson (1979)
"(FEIGNED LAUGHTER)"
Benson (1979)
"Forget the jokes."
Benson (1979)
"On the serious side,"
Benson (1979)
"in the last several days,"
Benson (1979)
"we have opened the door to new challenges."
Benson (1979)
"(DOOR OPENS)"
Benson (1979)
"What an unexpected surprise. My father."
Benson (1979)
"My son."
Benson (1979)
"He was a kind of an unexpected surprise himself!"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, my God, they like him."
Benson (1979)
"There's something you want to say, Dad?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, no, no, Gene. It's your show. You go right ahead."
Benson (1979)
"Well, at any rate,"
Benson (1979)
"this governors' conference was very successful."
Benson (1979)
"Excuse me. Excuse me."
Benson (1979)
"What Gene means is that he has been"
Benson (1979)
"very successful in getting his ideas across."
Benson (1979)
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