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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Fry Guys (S04E04)

"You can't dip your pen in company stink, my brother."
Workaholics (2011)
"Pimento loaf."
Workaholics (2011)
"Can we just all keep it real at the exact same moment here?"
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"You don't have a loaf, and that's exactly what she needs."
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"All right, you wanna see it?"
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"- You keep talkin' about it. You wanna see it? - I don't wanna see it."
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"But sure, what's up?"
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"You're warmin' it up too much. I don't wanna see it hard. I wanna see it soft."
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"Come on. Oh."
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"Mm."
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"Nah."
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"- Okay, uh, Frank? - Yeah."
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"- Do you have a dick pic? - I do indeed."
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"- I'll take that. - Let's see it."
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"Ooh, here we go."
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"Oh, we'll take that."
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"Oh, wow. That is a wonderful dong."
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"I am referred to as kind of a sabertooth, hybrid tiger."
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"- That's what they all say. - Oh, holy smokes."
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"It says here you had sex with a chick at Juilliard?"
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"- Ooh, impressive. - Not that impressive."
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"I've had sex with a girl named Julie in a yard."
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"This is a stellar prick."
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"And if it's wild, I'll grab it."
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"Boom, Tarzan."
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"Have you ever had sex with two women at once?"
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"- Yeah. - And have you ever buttfucked?"
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"- Yeah. - What you need to understand is that we know chicks."
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"We know chicks."
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"You obviously don't know chicks."
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"I know chicks, okay? They like to be..."
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"Collectively, we've had sex"
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"with 17 different women."
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"Six of those women are all mine,"
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"bagged and tagged."
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"Yeah, double digits over here, so..."
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"- 11,000. - Uh, you know what?"
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"I can already tell that this isn't gonna be a great thing."
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"Thanks for comin' in, but no thanks"
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"- 'cause we know chicks. - Wait, not you."
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"We'll let you know."
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"And you're goin' for it, and you're goin' for it."
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"And then, you just figure-eight it."
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"Well, today's been a whole waste of time."
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"Fine, I'll do it."
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"I'll be the one that sexes Alice back to normal so Blake can have his fish fry."
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"- I appreciate that, man, but... - I'm just a good friend."
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"- We'll think of something. - I just said, "I'll do it.""
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"Is this the... hi."
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"Sorry, I'm late, I-the freeway is just a darn parking lot out there."
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"- Girthquake's the name. - Okay, um, what are you,"
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"fresh off your garbage route, Girthquake?"
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"'Cause he has a garbage bag."
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"Oh."
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"No, I-I just... I brought some outfits."
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"I was a stripper, so I have a lot of different looks"
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"- I can try out for you, and... - You're not even a pro."
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"Get lost."
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"The ad clearly stated professional man-whores only."
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"Okay, I'm sorry to waste your time. It was stupid for me to come anyway."
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"- Jesus. - Bye-bye."
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"Have a good one."
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"Oh, and, uh, you forgot your, uh..."
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"somebody call heaven. They're missin' an angel's dick."
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"- Uh, Girthquake, wait. - Hey, buddy."
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"- Hey... - Whoa, oh, oh."
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"Do not leave. You got the job."
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"- What do you mean? How? - Your dick."
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"It goes so far away from your body."
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"- Holy cow. - Oh, my God."
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"Thank you so much. Thank you."
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"You... you won't regret this. You... you made a good decision."
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"Are you kidding me right now?"
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"I'm way more of a gigolo than he is."
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"When I was a kid, I was paid $5 by an old man to poop in a pizza box."
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"Now, that is gigolo-ing."
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"Now, that is gigolo-ing!"
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"{pub}Is it ready? Do you need to torque up or anything?"
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"He's ready, though. He's ready."
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"Hey, pardon me, Jillian."
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"I've got a milk delivery for miss Alice Murphy."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, guys, she went to happy hour at Billian's."
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"Hey, that rhymes with my name."
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"I never realized that before."
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"I should go there."
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"Shoot, uh, well, Girth, is there any chance"
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"you've ever picked a girl up at a bar?"
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"- Yes, of course. - So have we, you know?"
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"- 'Cause we know chicks, okay? - Yeah."
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"- So, uh, let's go. - All right."
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"- To Billian's. - To... to the bar."
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"Are you serious?"
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"♪ Do you believe in true love? ♪"
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"♪ Where is that comin' from? ♪"
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"- Right over here. - Oh, hey, Adam."
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"- Do you? - Do I what?"
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"- Believe in true love? - Well, I believe..."
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"That is awesome."
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"So you'll help me break into Alice's office"
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"so that she can finally see how much she true loves me,"
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"and then I can re d-pipe her out before Girthquake does?"
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"Yes, I love playing Cupid."
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"It's a nice place."
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"Oh, oh, oh. There she is."
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"- You ready? - Are you sure about this?"
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"I mean, a milkman in a bar?"
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"I just feel like I'd be more comfortable in regular clothes."
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"Excuse me? I hope a milkman didn't hear you say that."
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"Ders, will you make sure Alice stays put while I help Girth change?"
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"- Come on, hurry. - But keep the boots."
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"Oh, my God. Hi."
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"Okay, I'm on her YouTube history."
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"Uh, she's watched Andy Samberg's Dick In A Box 110 times."
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"That makes sense. She's a comedy head, okay?"
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"'Cause I'm, like, a funny dude."
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"- I am funny, Jillian. - Okay."
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"I'm basically like Andy Samberg like mixed with other funny people."
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"And Timberlake?"
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"I'm only two inches shorter than that man."
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"He's like pretty small. What else?"
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