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Clips from The Bear - Hands (S01E01)

"I haven't even delivered the big one yet."
The Bear
"-There's a big one. -CARMY: W-what is the big one?"
The Bear
"Someone left a pack of cigarettes"
The Bear
"on the stovetop near the burners."
The Bear
"-(nervous laugh) -Not only very dangerous,"
The Bear
"but also a potential contaminant."
The Bear
"-Motherfucker. -You can say that again."
The Bear
"-Motherfucker! -Don't actually say it again, you fucking idiot!"
The Bear
"You're about to get fuckin' power-washed, cousin!"
The Bear
"Unfortunately! These violations leave me no choice."
The Bear
"-I award you a C. -RICHIE: No! No, no, no!"
The Bear
"-Wait, no, no, no! -That's some hood shit."
The Bear
"(overlapping shouting)"
The Bear
"You know what? I'm gonna caulk that shit right now."
The Bear
"Oh, oh, oh, it doesn't matter how fast you do it."
The Bear
"I can't come back to test for 30 days."
The Bear
"What! It'll take five-- No, no, no! Don't touch that."
The Bear
"It will take five seconds to caulk!"
The Bear
"-I can caulk! Let me fucking caulk! -CARMY: Richie!"
The Bear
"-FAK: Richie, there's no caulk in-house, dude. -Shut the fuck up, Fak!"
The Bear
"-NANCY: See you all later. -(Fak mumbling)"
The Bear
"-RICHIE: Shut the fuck up! -FAK: Yeah, but I'm saying there's no caulk in the house."
The Bear
"Dude, it's okay. We'll fix it."
The Bear
"Bitch at me? You wanna run this place, you fucking slob?"
The Bear
"RICHIE: How do you know they're not your cigarettes?"
The Bear
"(all shouting)"
The Bear
"Put it in the fucking window!"
The Bear
"You put it in the fucking window!"
The Bear
"Stop! Stop! Let's not do this."
The Bear
"-That's your C. -Alright! Here's what we're gonna do."
The Bear
"You're gonna go to the hardware store,"
The Bear
"you're gonna get some joint compound,"
The Bear
"you're gonna get some caulk,"
The Bear
"and you're gonna caulk that shit."
The Bear
"-Okay, well, uh, FYI, I'm not your fucking gopher. -CARMY: FYI?"
The Bear
"CARMY: FYI? FYI?"
The Bear
"You cocked it up, you're gonna caulk it out."
The Bear
"Well, I would love to, but, uh, my license is expired, FYI."
The Bear
"You drove in this morning..."
The Bear
"Sydney, you wanna help? You can take him."
The Bear
"-(laughs) No. Time out. I'll Uber. Thank you. -SYDNEY: Grow up."
The Bear
"Surge rates, fucko."
The Bear
"Fine. But I'm taking my car."
The Bear
"I... I don't care."
The Bear
"He's that broke that took him out?"
The Bear
"-FAK: I graduated with a C. -TINA: We know."
The Bear
"VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker..."
The Bear
"(glitching) er... er... er... er..."
The Bear
"Fak, fix that fucking sound."
The Bear
"Fix that fucking sound. Please fix that fucking sound!"
The Bear
"-I will fix it. Fak always fixes it. -(glitching continues)"
The Bear
"The kids come in, they break it, what happens?"
The Bear
"I fix the Balls. Fak always fixes the Balls."
The Bear
"RICHIE: Such fucking bullshit."
The Bear
"(keys jingling)"
The Bear
"Can you, um, can you hold this?"
The Bear
"("Have You Seen Me Lately" by Counting Crows on radio)"
The Bear
"♪ Never look back ♪"
The Bear
"(gear shift clunking)"
The Bear
"-You got... You gotta wiggle it. -Oh."
The Bear
"Okay. I should've known that I had to wiggle it."
The Bear
"Th-that's on me. That's me that I don't wiggle it."
The Bear
"I wasn't expecting company, by the way."
The Bear
"These Arby's cups are from different visits."
The Bear
"I respect that."
The Bear
"♪ Have you seen me lately? ♪"
The Bear
"♪ Have you seen me lately? ♪"
The Bear
"♪ I... ♪"
The Bear
"♪ Was out on the radio, starting to change ♪"
The Bear
"♪ Somewhere out in America ♪"
The Bear
"♪ It's raining... ♪"
The Bear
"(knocking)"
The Bear
"(song fades out)"
The Bear
"Shit..."
The Bear
"Where is this shit?"
The Bear
"-We can always talk to somebody who works here... -No, no, no."
The Bear
"I can find this myself."
The Bear
"Can't believe I'm taking orders from a fucking toddler"
The Bear
"right now. You know,"
The Bear
"my entire life, I had to listen to everybody"
The Bear
"acting all worried about him all the time. "He's a baby."
The Bear
"Don't get Carmine into trouble." You know?"
The Bear
"I was a baby too once, Sydney. Nobody gave a fuck."
The Bear
"Okay, um, I'm sorry about that,"
The Bear
"but none of that, like,"
The Bear
"messed up the wall that we're here to fix, so..."
The Bear
"Fuck that. He's giving me crap"
The Bear
"about not letting him work"
The Bear
"at the restaurant when he was a kid?"
The Bear
"You think I give a fuck where that dude works?"
The Bear
"It was fuckin' Mikey."
The Bear
"Wait, why didn't Michael want him to work at the restaurant?"
The Bear
"Because he's a little bitch, probably."
The Bear
"Can I ask, like, what..."
The Bear
"What was, like, the deal with Michael?"
The Bear
"Uh, he shot himself in the head four months ago."
The Bear
"-Jesus. Uh... -(cash register beeping)"
The Bear
"W-were you guys, like,"
The Bear
"related on your mom's side"
The Bear
"or like your dad's or--"
The Bear
"Neither. He was my best friend."
The Bear
"Boom! (claps) There's that shit. Told you."
The Bear
"Silicone, adhesive caulk,"
The Bear
"acrylic caulk--"
The Bear
"Are you just reading what's on the labels?"
The Bear
"Okay, we got rubber sealant--"
The Bear
"-I'm gonna find somebody who works here. -No!"
The Bear
"I got this."
The Bear
"And then, you know, the, uh, the produce bill is due."
The Bear
"You know, and the power comes in,"
The Bear
"and, uh, I-I can't build enough of a parachute."
The Bear
"You know, even if we got this place packed,"
The Bear
"that's only, like, a week of survival cash."
The Bear
"It's exhausting listening to this."
The Bear
"-You asked me what's going on. -I asked you where you been."
The Bear
"Yeah, you're looking at it. This is where I been."
The Bear
"Carm, this place is bullshit."
The Bear
"Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it."
The Bear
"Y-you can't start at fucked."
The Bear
"You understand that, right?"
The Bear
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