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Clips from Single Drunk Female - A Wedding (S01E01)

TV Series 2022–2023 Season 1, Episode 10 23 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,477 ratings) 504 clips
Drama Comedy
MAN: What are we drinking to?
"MAN: What are we drinking to?"
Single Drunk Female
Yeah, 'cause I just finished a year's probation,
"Yeah, 'cause I just finished a year's probation,"
Single Drunk Female
and my ex-best friend finally saw the light
"and my ex-best friend finally saw the light"
Single Drunk Female
and invited me to her stupid wedding.
"and invited me to her stupid wedding."
Single Drunk Female
And, uh... Oh, yeah.
"And, uh... Oh, yeah."
Single Drunk Female
I got, uh, my one-year chip.
"I got, uh, my one-year chip."
Single Drunk Female
Mmm.
"Mmm."
Single Drunk Female
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"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
-What are you looking at? -Eighth grade.
"-What are you looking at? -Eighth grade."
Single Drunk Female
That was such a tough year for you.
"That was such a tough year for you."
Single Drunk Female
Yeah, well, the bangs.
"Yeah, well, the bangs."
Single Drunk Female
Yeah, well, they are violently irregular.
"Yeah, well, they are violently irregular."
Single Drunk Female
-I looked like a troll. -I know.
"-I looked like a troll. -I know."
Single Drunk Female
Kids can be so appropriately cruel.
"Kids can be so appropriately cruel."
Single Drunk Female
-I got this. -No, no, no, come on, man.
"-I got this. -No, no, no, come on, man."
Single Drunk Female
Well, it's not like I don't owe you, okay?
"Well, it's not like I don't owe you, okay?"
Single Drunk Female
I left you high and dry when I...
"I left you high and dry when I..."
Single Drunk Female
kicked the bucket.
"kicked the bucket."
Single Drunk Female
One could argue that I left you high and dry
"One could argue that I left you high and dry"
Single Drunk Female
in the weeks and months leading up to
"in the weeks and months leading up to"
Single Drunk Female
you kicking said bucket.
"you kicking said bucket."
Single Drunk Female
Uh, years, actually.
"Uh, years, actually."
Single Drunk Female
Was it years?
"Was it years?"
Single Drunk Female
It was years.
"It was years."
Single Drunk Female
Dad?
"Dad?"
Single Drunk Female
I'm here.
"I'm here."
Single Drunk Female
I can't see your face.
"I can't see your face."
Single Drunk Female
Well, maybe you ought to watch what you're drinking.
"Well, maybe you ought to watch what you're drinking."
Single Drunk Female
Oh, shit. I'm drinking.
"Oh, shit. I'm drinking."
Single Drunk Female
-But I really want to see you. -You can't.
"-But I really want to see you. -You can't."
Single Drunk Female
This is a classic alcoholic anxiety dream.
"This is a classic alcoholic anxiety dream."
Single Drunk Female
I quit smoking 20 years ago and I still dream about it.
"I quit smoking 20 years ago and I still dream about it."
Single Drunk Female
The good news is this means that things are going well.
"The good news is this means that things are going well."
Single Drunk Female
Of course, the bad news is that I'm still dead.
"Of course, the bad news is that I'm still dead."
Single Drunk Female
Hey, don't let your mom date anyone. Okay?
"Hey, don't let your mom date anyone. Okay?"
Single Drunk Female
I mean, uh, you know, unless it's, like,
"I mean, uh, you know, unless it's, like,"
Single Drunk Female
Pierce Brosnan. That I would get.
"Pierce Brosnan. That I would get."
Single Drunk Female
You know. The guy's a smoke show.
"You know. The guy's a smoke show."
Single Drunk Female
She doesn't stand a chance in hell with Pierce Brosnan.
"She doesn't stand a chance in hell with Pierce Brosnan."
Single Drunk Female
-I think that's why I chose him. -Yeah.
"-I think that's why I chose him. -Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
Don't let her date Pierce Brosnan,
"Don't let her date Pierce Brosnan,"
Single Drunk Female
-I changed my mind. -Okay,
"-I changed my mind. -Okay,"
Single Drunk Female
-I'll let her know. -Okay.
"-I'll let her know. -Okay."
Single Drunk Female
Wait, Dad.
"Wait, Dad."
Single Drunk Female
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"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
(gasps)
"(gasps)"
Single Drunk Female
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"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
Okay.
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
Sign here.
"Sign here."
Single Drunk Female
Great. Got it.
"Great. Got it."
Single Drunk Female
Thank you. Have a good life.
"Thank you. Have a good life."
Single Drunk Female
That's it? What's the next step?
"That's it? What's the next step?"
Single Drunk Female
Nothing. You turned in
"Nothing. You turned in"
Single Drunk Female
all your program attendance, you paid your fines,
"all your program attendance, you paid your fines,"
Single Drunk Female
you even completed your community service.
"you even completed your community service."
Single Drunk Female
You were two hours over.
"You were two hours over."
Single Drunk Female
-Oh. Is there, -Good for you.
"-Oh. Is there, -Good for you."
Single Drunk Female
-like, extra credit? -No.
"-like, extra credit? -No."
Single Drunk Female
The state of Massachusetts doesn't offer extra credit.
"The state of Massachusetts doesn't offer extra credit."
Single Drunk Female
Right. All right, so I'll, uh,
"Right. All right, so I'll, uh,"
Single Drunk Female
check in with you every month now?
"check in with you every month now?"
Single Drunk Female
You check in with me never. You're done.
"You check in with me never. You're done."
Single Drunk Female
-Congratulations. -(claps)
"-Congratulations. -(claps)"
Single Drunk Female
Go revel in your freedom. (whoops softly)
"Go revel in your freedom. (whoops softly)"
Single Drunk Female
Sure you don't want me to, like,
"Sure you don't want me to, like,"
Single Drunk Female
pee in a cup, for old time's sake?
"pee in a cup, for old time's sake?"
Single Drunk Female
What is happening?
"What is happening?"
Single Drunk Female
-Do you enjoy probation, Samantha? -No.
"-Do you enjoy probation, Samantha? -No."
Single Drunk Female
No, it's just weird. I've seen you every week for, like,
"No, it's just weird. I've seen you every week for, like,"
Single Drunk Female
however many weeks are in a year.
"however many weeks are in a year."
Single Drunk Female
52. Weeks, yeah.
"52. Weeks, yeah."
Single Drunk Female
I think I'm... gonna miss you.
"I think I'm... gonna miss you."
Single Drunk Female
Well, tell you what,
"Well, tell you what,"
Single Drunk Female
if you are desperate to see me,
"if you are desperate to see me,"
Single Drunk Female
I will be at your mom's book club.
"I will be at your mom's book club."
Single Drunk Female
It's a trial period.
"It's a trial period."
Single Drunk Female
And they are on trial.
"And they are on trial."
Single Drunk Female
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"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
CAROL: Use the
"CAROL: Use the"
Single Drunk Female
-brush. -Mm-hmm.
"-brush. -Mm-hmm."
Single Drunk Female
It blends it much better.
"It blends it much better."
Single Drunk Female
-Good to know. -Yes.
"-Good to know. -Yes."
Single Drunk Female
And...
"And..."
Single Drunk Female
I would go light on that because of the little cracky lips.
"I would go light on that because of the little cracky lips."
Single Drunk Female
Yes. Got it.
"Yes. Got it."
Single Drunk Female
So...
"So..."
Single Drunk Female
is today gonna be hard for you because of Joel?
"is today gonna be hard for you because of Joel?"
Single Drunk Female
I don't know. Um, I don't think so.
"I don't know. Um, I don't think so."
Single Drunk Female
Bringing a nice guy helps.
"Bringing a nice guy helps."
Single Drunk Female
(chuckles) I can't wait to meet him.
"(chuckles) I can't wait to meet him."
Single Drunk Female
Oh, my God, I hadn't thought about that part.
"Oh, my God, I hadn't thought about that part."
Single Drunk Female
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
-Lovely. -(chuckles)
"-Lovely. -(chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
I'm so good at this.
"I'm so good at this."
Single Drunk Female
BOB (in distance): Hello, hello, hello!
"BOB (in distance): Hello, hello, hello!"
Single Drunk Female
It is I, Prince Charming. Just gonna put
"It is I, Prince Charming. Just gonna put"
Single Drunk Female
my fishing gear in the, uh, the closet, here, okay?
"my fishing gear in the, uh, the closet, here, okay?"
Single Drunk Female
-What?! -BOB: Love you.
"-What?! -BOB: Love you."
Single Drunk Female
-It's okay, it's okay. -(scoffs)
"-It's okay, it's okay. -(scoffs)"
Single Drunk Female
-Hey, Bob? -BOB: Yes'm?
"-Hey, Bob? -BOB: Yes'm?"
Single Drunk Female
So, so, fishing stuff is kind of, like, garage materials.
"So, so, fishing stuff is kind of, like, garage materials."
Single Drunk Female
You know, the closets are, like, for fancy s... fancy things.
"You know, the closets are, like, for fancy s... fancy things."
Single Drunk Female
BOB: Oh. Okay, got it.
"BOB: Oh. Okay, got it."
Single Drunk Female
(whispers): Thank you.
"(whispers): Thank you."
Single Drunk Female
-I feel so seen. -(chuckles)
"-I feel so seen. -(chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
Any word from James?
"Any word from James?"
Single Drunk Female
I'm sure he will be here any minute.
"I'm sure he will be here any minute."
Single Drunk Female
Is this a bad sign? Is he not reliable?
"Is this a bad sign? Is he not reliable?"
Single Drunk Female
You can be late and be reliable.
"You can be late and be reliable."
Single Drunk Female
Yes, of course. Of course you can.
"Yes, of course. Of course you can."
Single Drunk Female
And he's done all that work.
"And he's done all that work."
Single Drunk Female
Right? So, yes, of course.
"Right? So, yes, of course."
Single Drunk Female
-He is reliable. -(clears throat)
"-He is reliable. -(clears throat)"
Single Drunk Female
You know what?
"You know what?"
Single Drunk Female
Just in case.
"Just in case."
Single Drunk Female
You're giving me your keys?
"You're giving me your keys?"
Single Drunk Female
You got your license back.
"You got your license back."
Single Drunk Female
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Single Drunk Female
Just... Fill it, give it a wash.
"Just... Fill it, give it a wash."
Single Drunk Female
-You got it. -Thank you. Yeah.
"-You got it. -Thank you. Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
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