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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Driving Big Dummy (S12E12)

"Like you're operating my hands."
Bob's Burgers
"Do you want to practice a little first?"
Bob's Burgers
"‐No, Teddy, I think I got it. ‐You sure?"
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"These things can be pretty stressful in the moment."
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"‐I'm good, Teddy. ‐Okay."
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"All right, cut the wheels this way."
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"Okay, stop."
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"‐Now this way. ‐Wait, which way?"
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"You need to turn the wheels to the right,"
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"so I'm turning to the right, like you said."
Bob's Burgers
"So turn the wheel to the right, Teddy."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, but I'm looking at you in the mirror, so it's reversed."
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"Just turn the wheels right!"
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"‐This way? ‐No!"
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"BOB: Stop! Stop! Stop!"
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"Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!"
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"No, no, no! Big Dummy!"
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"Great! Now we're stuck."
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"‐Oh, my God. ‐And look at Big Dummy!"
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"What did you do, Bob?"
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"Me? I did it the way you told me to!"
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"No, you didn't, Bob."
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"This is why we should have practiced."
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"Well, I shouldn't have been giving you directions at all."
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"I shouldn't have even come on this trip."
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"I should have just driven myself"
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"and tied the sink to the top of my stupid car."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, well, why didn't you, Bob?"
Bob's Burgers
"‐Because I felt sorry for you, okay? ‐What?"
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"This isn't a boy ride, Teddy!"
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"I'm your pity passenger!"
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"What's all the ruckus? (screams)"
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"Hey, Mr. Estock. It's me, Teddy."
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"Sorry I dropped a giant ventriloquist head on your lawn."
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"I mean, Bob kind of did."
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"I came to return your Tupperware."
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"This is Bob, who I thought was my friend,"
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"but I guess he's just my pity passenger."
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"Oh. Hello."
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"I thought I was your friend, Teddy,"
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"but friends don't hold friends hostage in their truck"
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"while they talk to every single person at every single exit!"
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"And now we're stuck here."
Bob's Burgers
"Sorry, Mr. Estock, it seems like a nice neighborhood."
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"It was nice, until this."
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"(groans) I'll call and get a tow."
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"His eyes follow me."
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"(quietly): It knows what I'm thinking."
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"LOUISE: ...one for us,"
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"and the last one's Mom's."
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"Damn it! Mom beat us by one frickin' burger of the day."
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"No...!"
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"We almost had it all."
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"We worked so hard, and for what?"
Bob's Burgers
"‐Aw. ‐GENE: Just a well‐run restaurant"
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"and a bunch of satisfied bon fa‐faunts."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, uh, wait a minute, uh, I didn't sell these fries."
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"Gene sold these fries."
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"It was my table, but they got his attention"
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"and added another order of fries."
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"Yeah, they called me Pumpkin and I liked it."
Bob's Burgers
"Everyone call me Pumpkin from now on."
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"So technically, Gene gets that sale."
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"‐You guys win. ‐We do?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah. It's official."
Bob's Burgers
"You're the Employees of the Day."
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"‐Yay! ‐We win, you lose!"
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"(chanting): We win, you lose! We win, you lose!"
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"‐Okay, okay. ‐Hey, don't feel too bad, Mom."
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"‐You were pretty amazing today. ‐Yeah?"
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"Yeah, we thought you were the laid‐back one,"
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"but it turns out that's just 'cause you make it look easy."
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"You're actually a beast. A gorgeous beast."
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"We should be calling you Pumpkin."
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"Aw. Me, Pumpkin."
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"‐I said "should." ‐You cooked, you served,"
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"and you didn't gripe about it like Dad does."
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"Do we need him? Cut him out?"
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"Split the money four ways?"
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"Nah, it'd be too hard to change the sign."
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"Hey, go get your ice cream."
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"‐Oh! Whoa! Aah! ‐Nozzle! ‐Gimme!"
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"‐TINA: Let me in there! ‐GENE: Ah, yum‐yum‐yum‐ yum‐yum‐yum..."
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"LINDA: Gene, slow down! You're gonna choke!"
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"GENE: I don't care! Yum‐yum‐yum‐yum..."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, you should be good to go."
Bob's Burgers
"Thanks, Bonnie. Hey, remember when I asked you"
Bob's Burgers
"what's the weirdest thing you ever towed?"
Bob's Burgers
"It's gotta be this now, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"Nope. Still the mobile tattoo parlor."
Bob's Burgers
"Lot of complaints about those tattoos."
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"‐Not from this gal, though. ‐Hey, what is that?"
Bob's Burgers
"It's Blinky from Pac‐Man."
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"Ha‐ha! I bet there's a story there."
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"(Bob whimpers)"
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"Me and my brother used to play Pac‐Man together."
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"He got "Clyde.""
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"‐Ah, that's nice. ‐Oh, Teddy,"
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"you like asking people about themselves, don't you?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"‐People are interesting. ‐Teddy fixed the porch for me."
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"He wasn't here half the day, and he got me talking"
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"about my late wife's cornbread recipe."
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"‐How was it, by the way? ‐TEDDY: It was really somethin'."
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"‐I ran out of corn. ‐That explains it."
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"Well, we better get going."
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"Why are you staring, Bob?"
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"Hey, Teddy? I..."
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"I‐I want to say something."
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"I guess maybe I thought you were lonely,"
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"but you're really not, at all."
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"You make friends wherever you go,"
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"and you're so interested in people, all the time."
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"I, um, am never interested in people."
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"I‐I don't like people... that much."
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"Not you guys, though. You‐you seem great."
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"But I don't really like that about myself,"
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"and I guess I really admire that about you."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, thanks. And hey, don't beat yourself up, Bob."
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"You are like that, kind of,"
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