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Clips from Downhill

"- CHARLOTTE: Yeah. I come with. - Ah."
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"Wonderful. Yeah."
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"So, I am interested on another question."
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"Oh, good. Okay."
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"Have you had varied life of sexual experience?"
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"What? I'm sorry?"
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"Have you had a varied life of sexual experience?"
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"No, no, no. I'm not asking you so that you would repeat that."
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"We're in a public space. I'm just saying."
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"At that age, they rarely bother with the English."
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"Boy, you really get right in there, don't you?"
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"I'm sorry. I just don't like so much bullshit all the time."
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"Yeah, I get that."
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"I'm not a fan of the bullshit myself either."
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"- You just seem to me like... - Like what?"
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"You haven't been all the blocks around."
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"You'd be surprised actually."
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"In college, I had, um, so many boyfriends."
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"I mean, I really knew my way around."
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"I mean, I did my fair share of..."
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"I don't like to perform that."
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"(SCOFFS) Nobody likes it."
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"I just tend to do only what I like."
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"- Mmm. - I masturbate."
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"Every day."
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"Because that is for me."
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"And having sex with guests..."
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"Yes, that is very for me."
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"But you're married. Is that right?"
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"- Are you? Is that the case? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Okay. So how does that work with everything?"
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"With your Mr. Charlie"
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"and whatever other fellow you happen..."
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"Easy. I spend the winters here,"
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"and in the summer, my husband and I have the farm."
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"And your husband is cool with that?"
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"No, my husband, my husband."
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"- What? - Can we shake hands?"
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"Now, should I tell my husband about this? Should you?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Our bodies touched. We have a little intimacy."
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"Oh, please."
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"Well, why? Why is there this absurdity?"
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"When these two parts of our bodies touch, no big deal."
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"Because it's very..."
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"But the other parts, oh, no."
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"No."
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"The bodies touch, the special parts."
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"- Well, yes, they're special. - Oh, my goodness."
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"What shall we do? The god is angry in the heaven,"
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"- so the marriage must be over. - Well, no, not that."
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"The special parts have rubbed."
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"It's superstition."
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"It isn't, actually."
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"I mean, for instance,"
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"shaking hands doesn't make babies, does it?"
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"- Oh, please. - Well."
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"Sex doesn't need to make babies."
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"No, I know that."
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"And you don't need sex to make the babies, yeah?"
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"Of course not, but..."
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"So, can we all just move on now, please?"
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"But what I mean is, is that in a relationship,"
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"it seems to me you need to be on the same page, right?"
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"I mean, it's like a story,"
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"and you both have to be in the same story."
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"Well, I guess I make my own story."
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"Of course, yeah. But..."
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"I'm happy."
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"Are you happy?"
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"Yeah."
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"Good."
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"Yeah."
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"Then you're happy with your story,"
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"and I'm happy with mine."
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"- Okay. - Yes?"
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"- Mmm-hmm. - Yes?"
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"Yes. I said, "Yes.""
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"I said, "Yes." Yes, yes, yes."
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"- Good. - Yeah."
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"I'm a little sore."
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"Mr. Charlie is an animal."
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"- (CHUCKLES) - Good, we're here."
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"CHARLOTTE: I can't sit. (CHUCKLES)"
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"And now, Guglielmo will be your instructor."
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"Wait. What? Who will be my what?"
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"Bye-bye. Have fun."
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"(SPEAKING ITALIAN)"
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"(SPEAKING ENGLISH) You ready?"
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"Uh... I don't know."
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"This way."
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"This place is awesome."
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"Yeah. Why aren't we staying here?"
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"Yeah. It's fine."
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"I mean, it's different."
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"I don't know if it's better. Just different."
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"(GASPS) Finn! Here it is!"
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"FINN: Let's go."
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"So."
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"So. Yeah."
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"The first thing of instruction is?"
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"I honestly have no idea. I don't..."
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"Coffee. (SPEAKS ITALIAN)"
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"BILLIE: Oh. Okay."
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"GUGLIELMO: (LAUGHS) Buongiorno."
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"BILLIE: Buongiorno to you."
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"So, listen, actually Charlotte said your name very quickly."
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"- I didn't quite... - Guglielmo."
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"It's very simple."
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""Gu" like Google, "gli" like we, "elmo" like helmet."
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"Um, I..."
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"You can call me G."
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"- G. - Yes."
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"G."
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"Just to be clear, I didn't sign up"
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"- for an instructor today. - Uh-huh."
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"'Cause I was gonna just take"
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