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Clips from Derry Girls - Ms De Brún and the Child of Prague (S02E02)

"I thought we had an intruder. And I tell you what,"
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"he'd have been a sorry boy,"
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"for I just nailed some serious moves."
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"We were just working on our English project, Sister."
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"Step aside."
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"[snaps]"
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"What in God's name have you done?"
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"How could you have glued his head on upside down, Orla?"
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"He's wearing a hat, for Christ's sake."
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"Quiet!"
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"All right, Mary, Sarah, Deidre."
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"Your girls involved in this beheading too, then?"
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"-It wasn't me, Mammy. -Do not speak to me, Clare."
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"In fact, don't even breathe."
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"[sucks in air]"
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"[Sister Michael] Take a seat, Mrs. Devlin."
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"The statue was stolen from this room,"
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"so I've asked Miss Mooney to photograph the scene."
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"Either it is replaced, at your expense,"
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"or the school will sue."
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"To be honest, Sister-- and I'm not just saying this--"
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"I think he looks better."
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"He looks like his head's on upside-down."
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"And I'll be suspending them for a week."
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"Oh, please, God, no!"
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"A week? We're going to be stuck with them for a week?"
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"Be reasonable, Sister. We didn't behead the fella."
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"-By Christ, you're in for it, Erin. -It was an accident, Mammy."
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"So you accidentally wrote a ransom note, did you?"
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"OK, that bit wasn't an accident,"
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"but we were so upset by what happened to Ms. De Brún."
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"It was wrong. She shouldn't have been sacked."
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"-She wasn't. -What?"
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"-[knocks on door] -[door opens]"
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"Sorry to interrupt, Sister,"
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"but if I could just grab the old P45 and I will be out of your way."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Ms. De Brún has decided to leave us."
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"I got offered a post in St. Dominic's Girls."
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"Better wages, holiday pay, great pension."
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"The works. I couldn't say no, really."
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"But what happened to living for the moment?"
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"What happened to life should be spontaneous?"
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"Yeah, I know, but,"
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"I'm buying a house and the mortgage rates are absolutely crippling at the minute."
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"-[Mary] Tell me about it. -It's desperate."
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"Part of the reason I became a nun."
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"Free accommodation."
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"[Erin] But Ms. De Brún,"
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"you inspired me to do my greatest work."
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"I see. Which was...?"
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"My poem. My glass doll poem. She's a doll made of glass."
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"She's a glass doll. I read it to you last night."
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"Yeah, I wasn't really listening, to be honest."
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"[gasps]"
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"Cheers."
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"[door opens]"
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"Carpe diem."
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"Carpe dickhead. [laughs]"
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"Well, I guess we never knew"
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"who the real Ms. De Brún was."
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"Bit like Keyser Söze."
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"Fella with the bad leg."
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"What?"
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"Keyser Söze."
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"He was the fella with the bad leg."
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"He was talking absolute shite the whole time."
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"He was one of those-- uh, what you call it?--"
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"unreliable narrators."
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"Oh, that's very clever."
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"Yeah. I thought so too."
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"Look this way, girls."
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"[camera shutter clicks]"
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"♪ Here we go again ♪"
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"♪ Here we go-go-go to the temple of consumption ♪"
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"♪ Get your gear and start to spend ♪"
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"♪ Here we go-go-go with a total dedication ♪"
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"♪ Here we go again ♪"
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"♪ Here we go-go-go to the temple of consumption ♪"
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"♪ Get your gear and start to spend ♪"
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"♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪"
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"♪ As some sort of prototype I serve to be ♪"
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"♪ You see tomorrow's dream has never been part of me ♪"
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"♪ Consume today and leave the rest behind you... ♪"
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