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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - What Is and What Should Never Be (S05E05)

"No, you only think she's hot..."
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"because she's made of hellfire."
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"All right. What if you were stranded on a desert island with her?"
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"(Sighs) Murder-suicide."
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"Okay."
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"PictureJackie in a little bikini made out of coconuts."
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"Where's our signal fire?"
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"And don't give me any, "Oh, boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding.""
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"Suck it up."
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"Aw, damn, I got a splinter."
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"You couldn't grab the tweezers as the ship was going down?"
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"(Scoffs) Moron."
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"Well, that was unpleasant."
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"Okay. Try it again."
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"But this time do what I do."
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"(No Audible Dialogue)"
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"Good God, she is hot."
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"Hey, guys. What you talkin' about?"
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"(Hyde, Eric) Indy 500."
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"- Nice. - All right."
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"Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride to the D.M.V. tomorrow?"
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"- I lost my license in California. - Sure, Hyde'll take you."
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"- What? - Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up."
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"He can tell you how he spent his summer break."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"- So what happened to your license, man? - Oh, a shark ate it."
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"Really?"
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"How?"
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"Fine. I lost it. You happy now!"
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"Oh, here you are. How ya feeling?"
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"Better? I bet you're feeling better."
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"I'm fine."
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"Is that liquor on your breath?"
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"What is the matter with you, Red?"
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"Well-"
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"You know- I mean-"
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"It's just-"
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"I'm not sellin' the Corvette!"
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"- What? - Kids are expensive."
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"That's gonna be the first thing to go."
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"I waited 25 years to have that car because we had kids."
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"And believe me, I love them."
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"But this is supposed to be our time."
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"Kitty, people our age don't have kids. They have grandkids."
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"Well, we're having a kid, so deal with it."
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"Well, I'm having a Corvette, so deal with that!"
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"Ooh, a staring contest. I got winner."
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"Okay, Mr. Red, it looks like it's just you and me."
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"Still the king."
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"And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home babbling about his precious Corvette."
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"Well, I'll tell you something."
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"I may be the one who's pregnant, but I did not get that way by myself."
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"He's the one who wouldn't go to sleep."
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"You know, Mrs. Forman, there are other ways of dealing with that."
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"I mean, have you tried telling him you just like him as a friend?"
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"You're carrying Red's baby. He should be kissing your ass."
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"God! Why are men such jerks? Huh?"
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"Tell me."
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"Well, I just came in here for the ice cream..."
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"so I'm just gonna make mine to go."
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"Men plant their seed and think their work is done."
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"But women have a being growing inside of us..."
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"the size of a wine jug."
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"It's got to come out somehow."
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"Oh, oh, oh. It's like that nature show, you know..."
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"where the snake eats an antelope in one bite, and you're thinking, "Impossible.""
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"And then it-it-it unhinges its jaw, and in it goes."
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"Well, giving birth is just like that, only the other direction."
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"And I need your father there, holding my hand and telling me it's okay..."
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"because I can't swallow an antelope alone."
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"No, you can't. And no woman should have to."
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"That bastard."
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"(Chattering)"
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"You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long?"
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"You should see the free clinic."
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"Now, there's a wait."
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"Man, you've been to the free clinic?"
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"No."
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"Oh, but I did see your mom there."
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"Burn!"
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"(Groans)"
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"(Chuckles) That's gonna leave a mark."
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"Just like your mom did!"
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"Come on. Move it! Damn!"
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"Gentlemen, I'm sorry you had to see my dark side."
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"Please excuse me. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this."
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"Ta-ta."
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"(Clears Throat)"
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"Look, man, I got to talk to you about some things..."
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"that happened while you were gone this summer."
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"Hyde, if this is about free ice cream, naked volleyball..."
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"No, it's aboutJackie."
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"What aboutJackie?"
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"She was with someone, I knew it. Damn it!"
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"Well, you know, you guys are broken up, so who cares, right?"
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"We're not- I don't care. It's just-"
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"I mean, she was a big part of my life..."
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"and I just hate the thought of her being off with some random guy."
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"Well, what if I told you it was with a friend?"
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"Would that make it better?"
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"No."
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"That would make it worse, stupid."
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"Aw, you're messing with me."
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"Okay, 'cause I- A friend would never do that."
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"Aw, man. Hyde, you got me again."
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"Just like I got your mom! (Laughing)"
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"What is with the hitting?"
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"Guys?"
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"I love this place. I want to work here."
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"You just said you hated it."
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"Yeah, but I went up to the counter, and the guy treated me like crap."
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"But he was treating everybody like crap- poor, rich, black, white."
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"We're all crap."
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"And look at him."
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"Think he was popular in high school?"
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"No way. But now... he's the belle of the ball."
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"Well, my friends, it's my turn to get a taste of those balls."
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"Hey. I was just inside with Mom and she's really upset."
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"I just want to know- What's your problem?"
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"You made me bald."
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