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Clips from Love, Death & Robots - Three Robots (S01E01)

"You want us to turn it on?"
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"No fucking way."
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"I'm agreeing with X Bot 4000 here."
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"-Right! -One thing is to joke about ancestry,"
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"another to see your grandfather heaving its hard drives in front of you."
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"Yes, especially when your ancestor's entire existence"
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"was defined by thirteen-year-old human males"
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"using it to teabag opponents in virtual battles."
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"Slow down. "Teabag", what does that mean?"
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"-Nothing. -No, it has to mean something."
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"-He said a word. I'm gonna look it up. -Don't look it up."
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"-I am looking it up now. -Yeah. Please do."
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"-You'll be sorry. -You'll be sorry."
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"Here it is. What? What the hell is this horrible practice?"
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"-Why did you make me look this up? -I told you not to."
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"And the memory of this has been burned into my circuits forever"
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"and you must be punished."
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"-Huh! Cat-bagged! -[cat meows]"
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"Come on! That's cold, dude."
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"You deserved it."
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"I'm sure your ancestors are very proud of you right now."
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"[robot 3] Out of curiosity, what do you trace your ancestry back to?"
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"Oh, I'm glad you asked."
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"I come from a proud, long line of baby monitors."
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"Not many babies around anymore, right?"
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"Yeah, we kind of sucked at our job."
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"[cat meows]"
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"All right, mein bots, this is the last stop of the tour,"
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"and may I say, the pièce of resistance."
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"[robot 3] Is it me,  or this thing screams "phallus"?"
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"Hmm. What was it for?"
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"[robot 3] The idea behind these was to annihilate as many humans as possible,"
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"as quick as possible."
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"This exercise suddenly got a little dark, didn't it?"
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"Well, to be fair, they only used these a few times."
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"To be fair, you would only need a few times."
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"-Also fair. -This is the thing that killed them all?"
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"No. Indeed, it was their own hubris that ended their reign,"
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"their belief that they were the pinnacle of creation"
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"that caused them to poison the water, kill the land and choke the sky."
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"In the end, no nuclear winter was needed,"
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"just the long heedless autumn of their own self-regard."
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"-Are you okay? -Yeah, sorry."
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"Thought that would sound better than,"
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""Nah, they just screwed themselves by being a bunch of morons.""
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"Yeah, you can't just crack one of those off."
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"You've got to warn us."
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"[robot 3] Tip for next time."
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"I understand now."
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"Humans died out from environmental disaster."
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"Yeah, pretty much."
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"And also because at one point,  they genetically engineered their cats"
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"to give them opposable thumbs."
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"[cat] Yes. Once we could open up our own tuna cans,"
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"that was pretty much that for the human race."
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"Seems pretty heartless."
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"Gentlemen, I'm a cat."
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"Just to clarify, you are not going to explode if we stop petting you, right?"
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"I didn't say that."
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"You guys better keep petting me just to be sure."
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"Forever. Good."
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"Now, lower."
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"Oh, by the way, I brought some friends."
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"[cats meow]"
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"-[robot 1] Oh, fuck me. -[camera clicks]"
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"[cat] Yes. Oh, that's nice."
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"I said lower."
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"[robot 3] I guess this means we are extending our vacation, right?"
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