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Clips from Batman (1966)

""What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?""
Batman (1966)
"- He gobbles up. - Of course."
Batman (1966)
"And number two."
Batman (1966)
""What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?""
Batman (1966)
"- A sparrow with a machine gun. - Yes, ofcourse."
Batman (1966)
"Now combine both answers."
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"What kind ofcreature would gobble up a bird in a tree?"
Batman (1966)
"Heaven protect us!"
Batman (1966)
"- A cat! - A cat! - Yes, gentlemen."
Batman (1966)
"The criminal catalyst in this entire affair-"
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"our old archenemy Catwoman."
Batman (1966)
"Penguin, Joker, Riddler and Catwoman too."
Batman (1966)
"The sum of the angles ofthat rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate."
Batman (1966)
"We've been given the plainest warning."
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"- They're working together to take over- - To take over what, Batman?"
Batman (1966)
"- Gotham City? - Any two of them might try that."
Batman (1966)
"The whole country?"
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"If it were three of them, I would say yes. But four?"
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"Their minimum objective must be..."
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"the entire world."
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"[ Catwoman ] The United World Building, dear comrades in crime."
Batman (1966)
"Our objective- the Security Council."
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"Sitting like fat birds in a tree, just waiting to be snatched."
Batman (1966)
"And you bungled it again!"
Batman (1966)
"Again the Dynamic Duo escaped our trap!"
Batman (1966)
"Faugh! Passing porpoises which intercept torpedoes."
Batman (1966)
"There ought to be a piscatorial statute."
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"Time is getting short!"
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"We've got to get Batman before he gets us."
Batman (1966)
"Mmm. Perhaps I could lure him into the fatal embrace..."
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"ofa giant exploding octopus."
Batman (1966)
"You silly bird! They've just been through one of your fishy explosions."
Batman (1966)
"- And they're still in one piece. - Indeed?"
Batman (1966)
"I suppose they'll be broken up by your moldyjokes."
Batman (1966)
"I see the way to do it."
Batman (1966)
"We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand..."
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"and we'll do it right here."
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"- How? - How? The end."
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"The end. Oh, boy."
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"[ High-pitched Giggling ]"
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"We shall spring them from theJoker'sjack-in-the-box..."
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"through that window, out over the sea..."
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"and into the waiting arms..."
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"of the Penguin's exploding octopus."
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"[ Giggling ]"
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"The trigger? One of my riddles, of course."
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"And the bait? [ Exclaims ] You, Catwoman."
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"You're mad, Riddler."
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"The minute Batman spots her, he'll bop her with a batarang."
Batman (1966)
"You don't understand,Joker."
Batman (1966)
"She will be disguised as Kitka."
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"Ofcourse. With a clever clue pointing here."
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"Oh! Which will make Batman race to the rescue."
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"- Capital! - [ Riddler Giggles ]"
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"But who are we going to kidnap?"
Batman (1966)
"Ah. I know the perfect victim."
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"I know the perfect victim."
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"the millionaire head ofthat disgusting do-gooding Wayne Foundation."
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"[ Cackling ] Ooh! Delicious!"
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"Just the sort of square citizen Batman will dash to rescue."
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"- Then snap! - Into the combination trap."
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"Purr-fect, Riddler. Purr-fect. Mmm!"
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"Comrade Wayne, my name is Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff."
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"I'm from the MoscowBugle. My friends call me Kitka."
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"Kitka."
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"Thank you, Comrade Wayne."
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"You know, the fame of the Wayne Foundation..."
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"is known from Leningrad to Kamchatka."
Batman (1966)
"It works for peace and understanding."
Batman (1966)
"Why, your own picture has appeared countless times in the MoscowBugle."
Batman (1966)
"I'm most grateful. I wasn't aware ofthat."
Batman (1966)
"Oh, da. Da"
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"You say you found these riddles written on Wayne Foundation stationery..."
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"slipped under the door of your borrowed penthouse apartment?"
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"Yes, Comrade Wayne. That is why I brought them to you."
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"At first, I thought it was some foolishness."
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"Is there not a bourgeois criminal cad in this country called the Riddler..."
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"who preys upon the workers ofAmerica?"
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"- Yourjargon is quaint, Miss Kitka. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"But, uh, there is such a creature, I believe."
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"Well, what do we do now..."
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"report these riddles to your police or-"
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"or perhaps to that masked Cossack Batman?"
Batman (1966)
"Well, that's hardly necessary at the moment."
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"Doubtless it's the work ofsome harmless crank."
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"Nevertheless, shall we give this matter..."
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"further consideration over dinner tonight?"
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"Oh, what a purr-fectly lovely idea."
Batman (1966)
"I'll telephone, ifyou'll excuse me..."
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"to cancel a previous engagement."
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"Alfred will see you to the door."
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"Do vechara."
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"Do vechara, Comrade Wayne."
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"- Oh, Alfred. - Yes, sir?"
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"See Miss Kitka out, please. Take the service elevator."
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"- Meet me in the Batcave. Emergency. - Very good, sir. Yes."
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"Robin, listen to these riddles."
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"Tell me ifyou interpret them as I do."
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"One. What has yellow skin and writes?"
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"- A ballpoint banana. - Right."
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"Two. What people are always in a hurry?"
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"Rushing people? Russians."
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"Right again. Now, what would you say they mean?"
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"Banana. Russian. I've got it!"
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"Someone Russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck."
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"A clear threat to Miss Kitka's life."
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"- Who? - Miss Kitka."
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"The charming Russian journalist for the Moscow Bugle."
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"In some baffling way, she must have unwittingly stumbled on the criminals' plot."
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"What is the scheme, sir?"
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"Tonight, Bruce Wayne will go out on the town with Miss Kitka."
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"A not displeasing chore, sir."
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"Indeed, Alfred. I've rarely met a girl..."
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"who is such a potent argument in favor of international relations."
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"However, you and Robin will dog our footsteps in the Batmobile."
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"- You'll keep constant watch via the micro-TV bat scanner. - [ Robin ] Sure."
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"I'll bash him brutally."
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"- Then we close in for the kill with the police. - Precisely."
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"- Alfred, do you have your driver's license? - In my wallet, sir."
Batman (1966)
"Good man. Drive carefully. Good luck. Good hunting."
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