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Clips from Atlanta - The Old Man and the Tree (S03E03)

"- Oh. [whistles] - Oh, shit!"
Atlanta
"All right, this-- see, this is a billionaire house, man."
Atlanta
"What was that raggedy-ass shit back there?"
Atlanta
"Oh, no, you're thinking about it wrong."
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"[whispering]: That was a decoy house."
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"Ooh. Now, you see, that's hard as fuck, man."
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"- [chuckles] Bruh. - Oh, wow."
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"- Bruh. - They got their own Nando's."
Atlanta
"They got their own Nando's, man. Like, what the fuck?"
Atlanta
"Thank you."
Atlanta
"Is she one of yours?"
Atlanta
"Oh. Uh, no, no. She's-she's a friend, uh..."
Atlanta
"Her-her name's Van. She's not an artist."
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"So, um, how's your wife?"
Atlanta
"I'm sorry. I can't remember her name."
Atlanta
"Adrian. She's good, yeah."
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"Yeah, um, we got divorced, actually."
Atlanta
"Oh, no. I'm-I'm sorry, man."
Atlanta
"Oh, she fancies girls now."
Atlanta
"Bit of a hard time for me, that."
Atlanta
"Yeah. You all right?"
Atlanta
"- Oh, it's all behind me now. I'm good. - You sure?"
Atlanta
"I got my mates. I'm seeing a new bird."
Atlanta
"And I'm renting some space in the house right now"
Atlanta
"'cause I've got this young street artist from Tooting."
Atlanta
"He's around here somewhere."
Atlanta
"Oh, man, I would love for you to meet this guy."
Atlanta
"- Seriously. - Yeah, yeah, that sounds dope."
Atlanta
"I'd love to meet him. That sounds cool."
Atlanta
"- Great. - Uh, Van?"
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"You want to meet this, um... this artist guy?"
Atlanta
"Yeah, sure."
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"- That was Nando's. - Yeah."
Atlanta
"[crickets chirping]"
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"ALFRED: All right, can I get four boneless chicken thighs?"
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"- WOMAN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ALFRED: What you want?"
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"- DARIUS: Oh, just a burger. - Okay."
Atlanta
"- That's chicken thighs there. - Ooh, it's ready to go."
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"- And here's your burger. - BOTH: Thank you."
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"Um, it's free so you don't have to pay anything."
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"DARIUS: Yeah, thanks."
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"ALFRED [quietly]: Okay. Bitch, I know it's free."
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"- I don't pay for Nando's. - [laughs]"
Atlanta
"In somebody house?"
Atlanta
"Mm. Oh, look, at the book collection."
Atlanta
"That's hard as fuck."
Atlanta
"MAN [South African accent]: I hope you weren't put off"
Atlanta
"by my neighbors."
Atlanta
"I've found my lifestyle attracts"
Atlanta
"unwanted attention."
Atlanta
"I've had to find creative ways to protect myself."
Atlanta
"Mm."
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"Welcome. I'm Fernando."
Atlanta
"Oh, man. Al, man."
Atlanta
"[both chuckle]"
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"Hey, are you...? Are you the-the Nando Nando?"
Atlanta
"No. No."
Atlanta
"- Hmm. - Me-- I just like the Peri-Peri sauce."
Atlanta
"- [laughs] - They told me"
Atlanta
"this was the only way to get it whenever I want."
Atlanta
"That's hard."
Atlanta
"I don't leave this property often, but"
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"- I still manage to enjoy life's small pleasures. - Mm."
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"I just bring them to me."
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"- Hey, man, say less. Oh. - [chuckles]"
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"DARIUS: Good sirs,"
Atlanta
"I'm going to go get a drink"
Atlanta
"and also find the bathroom you don't want nobody to use."
Atlanta
"Toodle-oo."
Atlanta
"I hope I'm not too presumptuous in asking you this, but, um,"
Atlanta
"do you like... trees?"
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"Does a frog bump his ass when it hop?"
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"Fuck yeah, I like trees."
Atlanta
"- [laughs] - Come. Come with me this way."
Atlanta
"Shit. Fucking love this place. [scoffs]"
Atlanta
"ALFRED: Oh."
Atlanta
"What do you think?"
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"I mean, that's a... real-ass tree right there, man."
Atlanta
"Right? This is one of the oldest trees in London."
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"I had the whole place built around it."
Atlanta
"[quietly]: Yeah. Whitest shit I ever heard."
Atlanta
"Hey, man, is it... is it cool if I smoke, dawg?"
Atlanta
"Whoa, whoa, actually, there's no smoking out here."
Atlanta
"[laughs]: It's not good for the tree, huh?"
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"ALFRED: Nope. Uh, yup."
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"[quietly]: That's a fucking tree."
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"[woman laughing]"
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"[chuckles] Hey, these all your friends, man?"
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"Yeah, in a manner of speaking."
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"People come in and out as they please."
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"I used to keep this place to myself,"
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"but one day I realized"
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"I could be using my abundant resources"
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"to bring people together,"
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"rather than shutting them out."
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"Now, I open my doors"
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"to influential people from around the world"
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"in hopes of fostering meaningful exchange of ideas."
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"Ideas that can maybe..."
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"change the world for the better."
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"It's cool. [sniffles]"
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"[laughing]: But we mostly drink"
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"and relax in the spa and gamble."
Atlanta
"What kind of gambling y'all do over here, man?"
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"We got poker upstairs."
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"[inhales sharply] You can smoke up there."
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"Well, shit. Why you ain't start with that, Nando, man?"
Atlanta
"[Fernando chuckles]"
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"- Got me out here looking at a tree and shit. - [laughs]"
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"[woman singing gentle, indistinct song]"
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"Excuse me."
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"Yes."
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"[coughing]"
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"Oh! Bad decision."
Atlanta
"Mm-mm."
Atlanta
"Oh, yeah."
Atlanta
"Hey, um, excuse me. Just, uh..."
Atlanta
"Oh, I'm sorry, no. [laughs]"
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"Yeah, I'm actually in a relationship?"
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