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Clips from Atlanta - The Old Man and the Tree (S03E03)

"So instead of, like, wasting time looking"
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"for a place to stay, and studio space,"
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"artists can stay and work here free of charge."
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"- And you'd be paying for all that? - Yeah."
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"Is that crazy? I... You know,"
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"I get excited about ideas, and, you know,"
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"my wife was a voice of reason-- my ex-wife."
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"Um, so I'm just looking for some perspective."
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"Okay."
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"- Um... - I mean, it's got potential, right?"
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"[clicks tongue]"
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"If I'm being honest, uh, it-it sounds really expensive,"
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"- and it's not really... - TJ: Uh, let me, uh,"
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"just stop you right there. [laughs]"
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"Um, he didn't explain it right, so, I'll explain it to you."
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"My vision is to turn this place"
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"into, like, an influencer incubator."
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"Okay? All the equipment costs,"
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"the food, the laundry, the..."
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"the drugs. [laughs] The-the sweets, right?"
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"We can make all that back through subscriptions."
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"To what?"
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"The art."
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"[TJ laughs]"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Will-- he just always forgets that part."
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"Ah. [laughs]"
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"[laughter]"
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"- So, this sounds good, right? - Yeah."
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"Uh, yeah, just-just let me think about it."
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"WILL: No, but I don't... I don't understand. Like,"
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"if it makes sense, what is there to think about?"
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"I just have to make sure"
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"that Doja Cat isn't doing this same thing,"
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"'cause I heard her camp is doing something"
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"very similar to this, that I just..."
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"I want to make sure that it's not stepping on that, you know?"
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"- Oh, right. - So let me just... let me just think about it"
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"- for a little bit, all right? - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- Cool, cool. - Yeah, yeah, def-definitely."
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"- Yeah, um... yeah. - Just think about it."
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"Um, I'll think about it."
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"- [laughter] - And I'm home alone and scared shitless."
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"- [laughter] - So what do I do? I try"
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"to sound really mean. I yell out, "Who's there?"
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"- Show yourself at once!" - [laughter]"
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"But I hear nothing. The house is dead silent."
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"Then I see it."
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"A pale-skinned Black man,"
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"stick thin, completely naked."
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"He was soaking wet, shivering,"
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"like he'd just come in from it pissing outside."
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"[chuckles] Hold up, man. Hold up."
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"So, um, you're telling me there was a... a wet,"
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"ashy, naked nigga that broke into your house, right?"
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"[laughs] Hey, how he went in ashy, man?"
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"But what you do?"
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"I got a lot of motherfucking questions, Fernando."
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"- I'm sorry, man. It's... - [laughter]"
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"Uh, yeah, I'm gonna raise."
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"- [clears throat] - You're right."
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"That's exactly what I was thinking."
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"Because, Alfred, it wasn't raining outside."
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"All the windows and doors were locked."
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"The security alarm never even tripped."
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"That's when I realized..."
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"it was a ghost."
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"Nah."
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"Mm-mm."
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"What'd you do?"
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"I did what any man in my position would do."
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"He fucked it."
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"- Get the fuck... Man! - [laughter]"
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"- You fuck a ghost! - No, no, no."
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"The connection we shared wasn't physical."
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"It was much, much deeper than that."
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"That spirit came to me. It chose me."
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"It cleansed me."
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"And when I woke up, he was gone."
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"But I was covered in a layer of ectoplasm."
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"You mean semen, right?"
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"- [laughter] - Se..."
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"The spirit came on you, my nigga."
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"- That's a bust-and-run where I'm from. - [laughter]"
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"All in."
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"What, you don't believe in ghosts?"
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"Man, I ain't really ever thought about it that much."
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"You know what I'm saying? So..."
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"Well, you must believe in God, yeah?"
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"I mean, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"And if you believe in God,"
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"you have to believe in the devil."
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"There's good and bad spirits everywhere, Alfred."
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"Why do you think there's so much killing in the world?"
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"Why do you think I have so much money?"
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"The devil is just as powerful as God."
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"Everything's just looking for balance."
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"Well, God must be looking out for me, 'cause..."
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"four aces. Oh!"
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"- [dealer speaks indistinctly] - Yes!"
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"See, I know what you sayin' right there."
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"I know what that means. [laughs]"
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"Well played, Alfred."
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"Hey, that was a good game, Fernando. Look,"
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"balance is a motherfucker. [laughs]"
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"[laughs]"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you cleaned me out."
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"Hey, I ain't clean you out"
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"like that ghost did."
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"[laughter]"
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"He going to get my money, right?"
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"Uh, I'm going to go check on my wife downstairs."
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"ALFRED: Hey, can you check..."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[woman laughing]"
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"Girl, what the fuck?! Hey!"
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"Bitch, what the fuck is wrong..."
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