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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The Solar Opposites Almost Get an Xbox (S02E02)

"Fuck ass, look at that! We're hardly fulfilled at all!"
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"Aisha, how much time do we have until death?"
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"Eleven hours, 43 minutes, and 23 seconds."
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"- Cripes! - Aw, fuckers!"
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"Okay, calm down. We still have time to get fulfilled."
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"It's gonna be tight, so no time to waste."
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"Everyone needs to write down all the things that will make you fulfilled."
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"You have one hour. Go!"
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"Ugh, why did we waste a whole hour writing these ideas?"
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"I did mine in, like, five minutes then Googled up-kilt pictures"
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"the rest of the time."
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"There's some big ol' dongs in that."
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"Geez, there's a lot of these. "Learn how to crip walk.""
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""Shoot an avenge porn.""
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""Fight the Property Brothers.""
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"Yay! The pink ones are mine!"
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"Crip walk dancing isn't gonna move the needle."
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"We have to do the one that makes us the most fulfilled"
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"in the least amount of time."
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"Win a Teen Choice Award?"
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"It's the last step to winning an AGOT."
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"Adult Video News, Grammy, Oscar, and Teen Choice."
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"Part of an AGOT won't do it. You need the whole AGOT."
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"- End global warming? - That's mine."
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"I don't know, it felt like something people talk about, right?"
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"Too easy. We could just do that with our End Global Warming Ray."
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"Hunt down and kill Carmen Sandiego."
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"Hell yeah, this one's mine."
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"Fuck Carmen Sandiego, always rubbing it in our face"
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"that she gets to travel for a living!"
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""Help a rag-tag group of kids win a sports championship.""
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"- Hey, that's it! - What?"
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"Why would we care about that? It sounds stupid."
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"Hey, that's not stupid, that's my idea!"
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"Yes, we don't care about it."
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"But if we do care about it after we finish, then we'll be fulfilled"
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"just like Gordon Bombay in The Mighty Ducks!"
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"Told you it wasn't stupid, Yumyulack!"
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"Oh, it was totally stupid, Jesse."
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"But then I figured out a way to make it cool."
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"Come on, no time to waste."
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"Goddamn, you motherfuckers are back again?"
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"We need you to find us the nearest championship game."
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"Okay, it's kinda out of season but let me see."
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"The closest option is a water polo championship"
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"in Rio De Janeiro. Y'all got swimming suits?"
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"Ugh, water polo is just wet hockey. It'll have to do."
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"The Solar Opposites are going to Brazil to get fulfilled!"
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"Stop that! We don't have time for any cool establishing shots!"
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"Ah, that took way too long!"
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"Come on, let's find the rag-taggers and get on with this."
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"Holy guacamole, mama like."
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"Goddammit, none of these guys are rag-taggy at all."
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"They swim all day, of course they look like Greek fucking Gods."
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"Who cares? Just pick a team and I'll zap 'em with the Rag Tag Ray."
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"Asthmatic and from a C-list South American country? Boom."
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"Now they're tagged to the rag."
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"- You missed one. - No, I didn't."
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"I just want to win for my dad."
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"He has butt cancer in his heart."
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"Okay, guys, I know you're super rag-tag and down on your luck"
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"but if you listen to our coaching and work as a team,"
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"we can go all the way!"
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"Plus we have to do this as fast as possible."
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"I just want to make my dad proud."
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"He got his heart butt cancer from smoking."
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"We get it."
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"I love you, butt cancer dad!"
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"Thank you for making us champions."
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"But can you turn me back to young."
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"I was so hot and had a beautiful voice"
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"and got tons of pussy."
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"No, we have to get back and see how fulfilled we are."
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"Hurry, hurry! Check the meters. Are-are-are we fulfilled?"
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"I feel pretty dang satisfied!"
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"Oh shit! They've hardly moved at all."
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"No! That should've worked."
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"We wasted so much time on that stupid water polo thing."
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"Jesus Christ, the Pupa looks so hungry."
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"I can't go down like this!"
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"Ugh! You know what? You're all holding me back!"
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"Fuck you, guys, I'm getting fulfilled by myself!"
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"- Okay, I'm gonna go. Fuck you! - Give me a slip."
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"Fuck you losers!"
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"Help an old lady across the street."
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"Why are all of Korvo's ideas about doing stuff to old ladies?"
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"Hey, Granny! Stop!"
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"- Ugh! You're hurting me! - No, I'm not, this is helping!"
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"I need to go to the bus on the other side of the street."
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"No time! I'm getting fulfilled!"
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"- Ah, what the fuck! Ah! - Eat shit!"
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"Teach someone to read. Ugh, stupid Jesse."
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"Why can't I do something awesome,"
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"like see how many grapes I can fit in my mouth?"
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"Now your baby can read. You're welcome!"
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"What? Why?"
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"Now you can read. Getting fulfilled!"
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"I could already read, I'm a famous novelist."
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"Now your hat can read!"
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"Stop that! What are you doing?"
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"- Your car can read! - Help!"
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"This alien is educating my things!"
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"Stop right there, you dirty alien!"
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"Oh God, I can read? What if I gain empathy?"
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"What if I learn things that force me to re-evaluate"
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"my hardline conservative opinions?"
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"- Ahh! - Oh my God!"
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"I don't have a lot of time, so I have to learn how to skydive"
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"and get baptized at the same time."
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"I'm certified by the FAA and our Lord and Savior..."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Dunk your head in the holy water!"
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"Korvo, I now baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and the..."
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"Oh shit, I dropped the bowl!"
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
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"Oh, looks like God was on our side!"
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"Although his ways are mysterious."
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"What are you doing, little girl?"
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"I'm freein' the Willys, ya dumb cracker!"
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"Have fun being free, Willys!"
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