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Clips from Back to the Beach

"when you two intellectual giants get together."
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"I should be writing this down."
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"This kid's starting to bug me, Annette."
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"I'm telling you, Bobby, that's enough! That's enough."
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"Now, cut it out! Don't start anything."
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"Now, come on. Just relax."
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"Okay, but here's my point."
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"She didn't say, "I'm not in." She said, "We're not in.""
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""We," you see, "we.""
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"Now, what does "we" mean?"
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"I believe it's the plural form, indicating more than one."
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"Do you want me to conjugate that for you, Pop?"
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"Do you know what "conjugate" means, Dad?"
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"I'd like to conjugate you"
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"on the back of the head, with a rock!"
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"Don't-- He's driving me nuts!"
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"That's enough! I'm sure Sandi is fine."
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"Can't we enjoy being back on the beach again?"
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"Okay, okay. Please."
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"But just one time, I'd like to get him once."
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"Stop it! Stop it."
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"Oh, look, honey, it's our old beach!"
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"FRANKIE: Yeah, big deal."
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"Oh, and remember this? ( 50's music plays over radio )"
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"It was our song."
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"Hey, the radio has a dial, you know."
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"Sing with me, honey!"
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"Oh, come on, honey, I'm not in the mood."
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"Oh, please? I can't. I'm driving, okay?"
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"I mean, I gotta concentrate."
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"Thanks. I owe you one there, Dad."
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"Sandi?"
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"You keep leaving the soap on the shower floor."
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"And it keeps getting gross and squishy,"
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"and then it just disappears."
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"This was my favorite soap-on-a-rope,"
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"and look at this."
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"It's just rope."
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"Gosh, Michael, what a gut-wrenching tragedy."
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"Get Jerry Lewis on the phone. Let's get a telethon going."
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"Oh-ho."
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"Okay, I'm sorry I've got to do this,"
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"No! but I'm with the smart-ass police."
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"You're a repeat offender ( laughs )"
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"and in clear violation."
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"And now you go out the window!"
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"( yells and laughs )"
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"What are you writing?"
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"A letter to my folks."
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"Yeah? Well, I'll bet I'm not mentioned in that one either."
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"That's right. Oh, Michael, I'm sorry."
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"My dad is a nice guy, a good provider, cruelly handsome,"
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"kind of a weird dresser, but in the last few years,"
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"he's just become the teeniest bit conservative."
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"FRANKIE: What number did you say?"
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"ANNETTE: 2566."
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"FRANKIE: That's 64, 68."
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"I don't get it."
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"Do you mean to tell me"
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"that our daughter is living on a pier?"
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"Sandi lives on a pier?"
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"Well, if I recall, one summer, you lived under a pier."
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"Annette, honey, I am not my daughter."
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"BOBBY: You figured that out all by yourself, Pop?"
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"Bobby... Stop it!"
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"Well, I think living on a pier is adorable."
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"Adorable? It's strange."
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"Weird things happen on a pier."
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"FRANKIE'S VOICE: When you say, "We're not in," who exactly is "we"?"
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"( gasps )"
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"( yells ): Michael!"
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"Michael!"
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"What?"
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"What's going on?"
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"You got any other clothes?"
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"MICHAEL: No. Good."
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"I guess those new fall fashions are coming in."
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"2-5-6-6."
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"A bait shop?"
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"She lives on top of a bait shop?"
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"Michael, sweetheart, I love you. Now get the hell out."
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"Is this like a chick thing?"
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"No, it's like a parent thing."
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"( knocking at door )"
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"FRANKIE: Sandi, it's your father."
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"Get it? Got it."
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"Good."
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"FRANKIE: Sandi, come on, open the door."
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"I'm coming, Dad!"
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"Shh-- I think I hear something."
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"You mean, she's making noise in her own apartment?"
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"They just go nuts in California, huh, Dad?"
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"Okay, now what? Now what? I don't know."
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"Okay, look. I do, I do."
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"We let them in, we tell them,"
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"we get everything out in the open."
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"We tell them I love you, I want to marry you,"
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"and we trust that as mature adults they'll understand this."
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"Sandi!"
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"If you got a guy in there,"
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"I'll cut off his toes and sell them to the bait shop!"
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"Listen, this is my house too. I will not be driven out..."
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"Ow, Dad!"
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"Ow!"
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"He's battering down the door with someone's head?"
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"Ow, Dad, my eyes are crossing."
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"I'm out of here. Sandi, I've always loved you."
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"( yells )"
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"( pounding at door ) BOBBY: Ow!"
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"I'm glad to see you, I mean that."
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"Mom, Dad, Bobby."
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"What a lovely surprise."
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"Oh, sweetheart. Oh, you look beautiful."
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"A little thin. Doesn't she look thin?"
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"She looks guilty. Who was just in here?"
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"No one. Who was just in here?"
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"Oh, I was on the phone. Dad..."
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"FRANKIE: Ha-ha! Two toothbrushes, after-shave lotion,"
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"and the toilet seat is up! I knew it!"
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"MICHAEL: Ow!"
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