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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Barry Goldberg's Day Off (S02E02)

"I could've been a lawyer!"
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"You know I could have been a lawyer?"
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"Don't get fresh."
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"I've given up everything for you people."
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"No offense, but being a lawyer's like a whole thing,"
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"And you only went to one semester of college."
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"I don't believe this. I would like nothing more"
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"Than to be out there in the workforce"
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"With my shoulder padded power suit"
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"And my thermos full of homemade soup..."
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"Maybe chicken noodle or maybe a nice bisque."
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"Or stew."
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"Probably stew."
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"And we're back to cooking again."
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"Admit it. You complain about doing mom stuff,"
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"But you secretly love it."
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"I'll have you know that virginia kremp has been trying"
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"To get me to work part time at the flower shop for years,"
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"And I think it's time I finally take her up on it."
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"As of tomorrow,"
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"I will officially start my second job."
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"What's your first job?"
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"Being a mom!"
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"(chuckling) unbelievable."
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"Tomorrow, I am going to work,"
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"No matter what happens."
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"How could this happen?"
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"Murray, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy."
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"I don't want to get sick."
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"(sighs) I'm fine. I'll get up."
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"Not a chance, mister. (sighs)"
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"Don't you worry. Mama's gonna stay right here"
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"And nurse you back to health."
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"No! I mean..."
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"(softly) no."
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"Are you seriously buying this bullcrap?"
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"I mean, he told me in school he would do this."
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"He's faking it like ferris bueller."
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"Erica?"
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"Is that you?"
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"Please don't be upset with me."
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"You have your health. Be thankful."
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"That's literally a line from the movie!"
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"Please just watch the movie. It's all in the movie."
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"We don't have time to watch movies right now."
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"Clearly, your brother is very sick"
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"And needs his rest. (mouthing)"
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"Now go eat breakfast and get to school. Move!"
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"(erica scoffs)"
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"Bevy, it's your first day of work."
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"I'm not gonna let the moron ruin it."
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"I'll stay with him, okay?"
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"But he needs constant care."
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"All you'll do is loaf around in your chair,"
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"Watch hours of television,"
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"And eat whatever you want."
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"Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized my mom was right."
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"This could be his day off, too."
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"I'm incredibly offended."
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"Just to prove you wrong,"
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"I will stay with barry all day!"
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"Oh, feel better, but don't stop needing me!"
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"(groans)"
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"(oh yeah playing) they bought it."
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"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands."
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"You fake a stomach cramp,"
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"And when you're bent over moaning, you lick your palms."
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"It's a little childish, but hey... (music stops)"
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"Stop! I told you, man..."
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"Stop touching my camera!"
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"You're not ferris!"
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"Adult adam: Now all barry had to do was outsmart my old man."
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"Later."
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"Have fun with your thing, erica."
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"Adult adam: That part was beyond easy."
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"Next, barry headed over to pops' retirement community"
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"To pick up some sweet wheels. Hey."
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"How you doin'? Barry goldberg."
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"Give me your firebird."
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"Okay. Wow. I..."
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"(chuckles) didn't expect that."
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"Okay. Thing is, is I'm skipping school,"
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"And you can't tell anyone."
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"That may be a little difficult."
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"I'm taking the day off, too."
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"What? You're stealing my thing!"
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"Your thing? I'm the one that needs the day off."
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"You're a dumb kid! Your problems are meaningless."
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"It's been brought to my attention that my whole being"
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"Might not be well-received at school."
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"Just like cameron."
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"Admit it. Admit you're the cameron."
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"My leopard vest and boyish charm say otherwise."
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"That's my look! I'm ferris!"
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"Enough! I'll be the camden."
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"The two of you can be the fergus."
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"Does that mean you'll help us?"
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"Normally, I wouldn't let you kids skip school,"
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"But let's be honest."
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"You both need a day off."
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"Well, then, let's hit the road."
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"(oh yeah playing)"
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"If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."
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"I did. It's mine."
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"(engine starting) (engine revving)"
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"¶ bow, bow"
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"¶ chik, chika-chika ¶"
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"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"
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"Not now, barry. I just got a call."
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"My grandmother passed."
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"(chuckling) that was me!"
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"I called the school so you could skip."
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"Wait. So meemaw's not dead?"
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"No!"
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"I assume not."
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"I don't have eyes on her, but most likely."
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"Oh, my god. What is wrong with you?"
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"It's what ferris does,"
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"And everyone loves him for it. Erica: Idiot!"
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"Lainey's grandmother helped raise her,"
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