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Clips from The Jeffersons - Mother Jefferson's Birthday (S02E02)

"Oh, Louise, you can't fool me with your straight face."
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"But I... Hello, Grandma."
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"Oh, hello, Lionel."
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"Well, now, isn't this nice?"
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"Here I am in my golden years,"
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"in the home of my wonderful son and my handsome grandson..."
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"and my daughter-in-law."
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"Yeah. Nice, ain't it?"
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"Well, now that you're all here,"
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"why don't you all say it together?"
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"Say what together?"
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"You know, "it.""
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"George, before you say, "it,""
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"can I see you in the kitchen for a minute, please?"
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"Right away, Weezy."
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"Oh ho, so that's where it is."
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"I hope so."
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"George, what is the matter with your mother?"
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"She's acting crazy, even for her."
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"I was hoping you could tell me."
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"Maybe she's already had her bloody marys."
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"At 10:00 in the morning?"
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"You're right."
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"She never drinks before noon."
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"I suppose you know what it is, Lionel."
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"What what is?"
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""It.""
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"Haven't your mother and father told you"
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"about this being a special day for someone very special?"
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"No, they haven't told me anything like that."
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"Lionel, look me in the eye."
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"Ever since you were a little boy,"
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"I could tell when you were fibbing,"
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"and I don't like this one bit."
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"Hey, Grandma, I'm not lying to you."
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"That's what I don't like."
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"Huh?"
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"You're not fibbing."
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"Oh, that mother of yours."
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"What about her?"
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"She made your poor father forget my birthday."
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"[CRIES]"
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"Hey, come on, Grandma."
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"Nobody forgot your birthday."
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"Mom and Pop are planning a great surprise for you."
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"And you're not fibbing this time?"
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"Hey, have they ever forgotten your birthday?"
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"No. See?"
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"Now, don't ask me any more,"
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"because I don't want to spoil the surprise."
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"What surprise?"
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"The surprise."
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"Her birthday surprise."
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"The one we're not supposed to say anything about"
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"because it's today."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"What did you go and tell her for?"
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"Mama, this is going to be the best birthday"
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"you ever had."
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"I knew it. When do we start?"
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"Oh, uh, I was thinking later,"
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"much later today."
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"Good."
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"I was so excited about my birthday,"
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"I didn't sleep a wink last night."
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"Will I have time for a nap before my surprise?"
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"Plenty of time."
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"Take two naps, Mama,"
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"and when you wake up, it's going to be your day,"
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"the best birthday you ever had."
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"It should be."
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"After all, when you reach three score and 10..."
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"Mother Jefferson, I can't believe it."
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"You finally told us your age."
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"You're 70 years old."
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"I like three score and 10 better."
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"Why?"
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"Because that's how they say it in the Bible,"
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"and when you did reach three score and 10,"
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"you were somebody special,"
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"and they waited on you hand and foot."
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"Seems like I've been doing that for years."
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"And you've still got a lot to learn."
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"Now, don't let me sleep past my surprise."
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"Oh, it's Mama's birthday."
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"How could you forget it, Pop?"
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"Don't blame me. It ain't my fault."
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"Who's fault is it?"
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"The government's."
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"The government's?"
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"Yeah."
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"They moved George Washington's birthday on me."
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"George, I've heard some wild excuses, but..."
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"That's the way I used to remember Mama's birthday,"
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"two days after George Washington's,"
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"but they won't let George's birthday rest in peace."
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"They keep shifting it around."
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"Well, George, you'd better think of something,"
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"and quick, because your mother"
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"is expecting a big surprise."
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"Yeah, you're right, Weezy. What am I going to do?"
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"Oh, I got it."
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"Here, Lionel."
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"What's this for?"
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"A birthday cake. Go out and buy one."
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"But where am I going to get a birthday cake from now?"
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"In a bakery!"
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"Don't they teach you nothing in college?"
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"I mean,"
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"how's the baker going to make a special cake"
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"so fast?"
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"With dough!"
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"Well, that's that."
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"Quick thinking, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"Except you forgot one little thing."
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"What?"
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"The big surprise your mother is expecting."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah."
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