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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Eighty-Three (S05E05)

Okay. Got it.

"Okay. Got it."

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Got it.

"Got it."

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Great news.

"Great news."

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We're still married.

"We're still married."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, friends, you'll recall

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, friends, you'll recall"

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we left Jane and Jason... Married? Seriously?

"we left Jane and Jason... Married? Seriously?"

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For now. Apparently Michael's death certificate

"For now. Apparently Michael's death certificate"

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nullified our marriage certificate,

"nullified our marriage certificate,"

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but his death certificate is now nullified.

"but his death certificate is now nullified."

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So we have an appointment

"So we have an appointment"

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to ask the judge to uphold the dissolution.

"to ask the judge to uphold the dissolution."

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When?

"When?"

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In six months.

"In six months."

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Trust me. I don't want to be married to Jason

"Trust me. I don't want to be married to Jason"

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for another six months. But what can I do?

"for another six months. But what can I do?"

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What most people do when they don't want

"What most people do when they don't want"

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to be married anymore.

"to be married anymore."

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Divorce.

"Divorce."

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Rafael, I'm Catholic.

"Rafael, I'm Catholic."

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And...?

"And...?"

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And...

"And..."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sorry. That was dramatic.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sorry. That was dramatic."

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But so is damnation.

"But so is damnation."

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Jane?

"Jane?"

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Catholics can't divorce.

"Catholics can't divorce."

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Yeah, but don't you think they'd make an exception in this case?

"Yeah, but don't you think they'd make an exception in this case?"

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I don't know. But if I just wait the six months,

"I don't know. But if I just wait the six months,"

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I won't have to go against the Church.

"I won't have to go against the Church."

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But then again, you've broken other church rules.

"But then again, you've broken other church rules."

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Like birth control, lots of premarital sex.

"Like birth control, lots of premarital sex."

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Marriage is different.

"Marriage is different."

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It's a sacrament.

"It's a sacrament."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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If that's all it is.

"If that's all it is."

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Of course that's all it is.

"Of course that's all it is."

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Good old-fashioned Catholic guilt.

"Good old-fashioned Catholic guilt."

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Then again, guilt comes from the inside, not the outside.

"Then again, guilt comes from the inside, not the outside."

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It's Dennis. I need to go meet

"It's Dennis. I need to go meet"

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my sister at the precinct. Then we're gonna head to the prison,

"my sister at the precinct. Then we're gonna head to the prison,"

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see if Rose will tell Luisa why she wiped Michael's memory.

"see if Rose will tell Luisa why she wiped Michael's memory."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. There's a sentence you don't hear every day.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. There's a sentence you don't hear every day."

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Do you think Rose will tell her?

"Do you think Rose will tell her?"

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I can't guarantee it,

"I can't guarantee it,"

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but I'm definitely your best shot.

"but I'm definitely your best shot."

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Agreed.

"Agreed."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw!

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw!"

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You remember Dennis, right?

"You remember Dennis, right?"

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I just want to make sure you're okay with meeting Rose.

"I just want to make sure you're okay with meeting Rose."

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I know you've had some... struggles in the past.

"I know you've had some... struggles in the past."

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Not struggles.

"Not struggles."

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Complete mental breakdowns.

"Complete mental breakdowns."

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It's important to just say it and own it.

"It's important to just say it and own it."

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Yes, I was an unstable alcoholic

"Yes, I was an unstable alcoholic"

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who fell in love with a sociopath.

"who fell in love with a sociopath."

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Again and again...

"Again and again..."

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and again.

"and again."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And again.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And again."

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But I'm not that person anymore.

"But I'm not that person anymore."

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Because now I'm sober.

"Because now I'm sober."

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And... I'm serious.

"And... I'm serious."

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I can totally handle Rose. And if she even tries

"I can totally handle Rose. And if she even tries"

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to lure me in with her magnetic eyes and electric sexual energy,

"to lure me in with her magnetic eyes and electric sexual energy,"

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I'm just gonna think

"I'm just gonna think"

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about the truly evil things that she's done.

"about the truly evil things that she's done."

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In fact, I even made a list.

"In fact, I even made a list."

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And I'll be, uh, coming as well,

"And I'll be, uh, coming as well,"

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for moral support.

"for moral support."

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Great. Good call.

"Great. Good call."

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So, look,

"So, look,"

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we found this number buried in Michael's files.

"we found this number buried in Michael's files."

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We think it may have something to do

"We think it may have something to do"

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with where she's hiding her money.

"with where she's hiding her money."

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Mention it to her.

"Mention it to her."

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Let's see how she reacts.

"Let's see how she reacts."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also waiting for a reaction...

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also waiting for a reaction..."

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What do you think?

"What do you think?"

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Your very own...

"Your very own..."

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RoBoats.

"RoBoats."

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Thanks, Rogelio.Of course.

"Thanks, Rogelio.Of course."

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And, look, where I come from, the writer is God.

"And, look, where I come from, the writer is God."

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So I will never question a decision you've made.

"So I will never question a decision you've made."

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Appreciate that.

"Appreciate that."

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But if you want to thank me

"But if you want to thank me"

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for such a kind offering...

"for such a kind offering..."

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restore my monologue.

"restore my monologue."

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Sorry. No can do.

"Sorry. No can do."

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But I bought you actual boats.

"But I bought you actual boats."

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Which are much better than those cheap, carb-heavy River Rafts.

"Which are much better than those cheap, carb-heavy River Rafts."

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It's not personal, Rogelio.

"It's not personal, Rogelio."

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You still have your moment.

"You still have your moment."

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But my moment is...

"But my moment is..."

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shorter.

"shorter."

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River has a whole speech.

"River has a whole speech."

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And now all I say is

"And now all I say is"

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"I don't understand what's going on."

""I don't understand what's going on.""

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Sometimes less is more.

"Sometimes less is more."

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I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

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"What's going on."

""What's going on.""

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I don't understand what's going on.

"I don't understand what's going on."

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See? Sounds great.

"See? Sounds great."

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No! I'm saying that I, Rog...elio de la Vega,

"No! I'm saying that I, Rog...elio de la Vega,"

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don't understand.

"don't understand."

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How could you cut my monologue down to one line?

"How could you cut my monologue down to one line?"

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We thought this line

"We thought this line"

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was a better reflection of the character.

"was a better reflection of the character."

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Where he's at in his journey.

"Where he's at in his journey."

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With no memories.

"With no memories."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends,

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends,"

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that's when Rogelio's two worlds collided,

"that's when Rogelio's two worlds collided,"

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as if by design.

"as if by design."

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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And do you know anyone with amnesia?

"And do you know anyone with amnesia?"

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Because I

"Because I"

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happen to know a real-life amnesiac.

"happen to know a real-life amnesiac."

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now.

"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now."

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My dad wants to hire you

"My dad wants to hire you"

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as an amnesia consultant on his telenovela.

"as an amnesia consultant on his telenovela."

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What's a... "telly-novela"?

"What's a... "telly-novela"?"

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A TV show.

"A TV show."

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My-my favorite kind, actually.

"My-my favorite kind, actually."

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