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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - We Don't Need Another Hero (S03E03)

"You need a little help with your homework?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm an ace at it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You might even call me a homework hero. [chuckles]"
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"Okay... hit me."
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"How do I factor a polynomial?"
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"Hey, you want to drive my truck up the driveway?"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"I said go right.I did go right."
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"Your other right."
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"[sighs]"
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"Ah, here comes Mom, she's gonna kill me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wha... Okay, uh, all right, you go in the house."
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"I'll take the hit."
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"Which, if you have to do another hero essay,"
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"might be something you think about!"
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"What happened to my chair?"
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"My inspiring chair?"
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"Well, uh, well, it told me to dream,"
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"so... I dozed off."
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"Yeah. Your next chair should say"
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""Don't leave me in the driveway.""
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"Mm-hmm. You know what I think happened?"
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"Hmm?You're still so mad about that essay"
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"that you took it out on my chair."
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"Yeah, you are literally a dream crusher."
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"That's not true."
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"Okay, well, what other explanation is there?"
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"Teddy did it."
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"You let Teddy drive?"
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"Wha..."
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"He can't even peel a banana."
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"He just squeezes it into his mouth like a Go-Gurt."
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"It was just up and down the driveway."
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"How was I supposed to know he'd be as bad at driving"
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"as he is at picking heroes?"
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"And there it is."
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"I'm the dad, he should have picked me."
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"I mean, yeah, I'm happy for you, blah, blah, blah, you're great."
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"But fathers and sons?"
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"That's deep stuff."
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"There's hit songs about it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, the-- "Cat's in the Cradle," "Danny Boy,""
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"that music"
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"they play when Darth Vader walks in."
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"Okay, but, honey, none of this means you're a bad father."
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"No, no."
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"It means I'm not even worth mentioning."
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"You know what it's like?"
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"If I am not his hero, what's the point?"
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"It's like I have no effect on him."
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"Oh, hon-- well, I don't want you to feel like that."
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"And it's not true. Uh, the other day,"
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"I saw him drinking milk from the carton in his underwear."
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"Yeah."
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"He didn't get that from me."
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"[speaks gibberish]"
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"All boys pick their dads as their heroes."
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"I wrote one of those essays in school, too."
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"Come on, I'll show you."
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"Oh, is this going to be"
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"the golden box of kid junk?"
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"It's called the Adam Burns Golden Box"
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"of Childhood Accomplishments, and you know it."
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"Is this it?"
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""Top ten ways I'm exactly like Burt Reynolds.""
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""Number one, awesome mustache.""
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"[laughs]"
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"Wait, this is on a 2002 calendar."
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"W-We were married then."
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"Here it is."
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""'My Hero,' by Adam Burns.""
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"Now listen carefully. You listening?"
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"Yeah."
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""My hero is a man of integrity"
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""who always takes the time to make me feel special."
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"His name is Ronald McDonald--" what?"
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"Your dad is Ronald McDonald?"
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"Why aren't we rich?"
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"I can't believe I didn't pick my dad."
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"No wonder he doesn't take me fishing."
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"All these years, his feelings have been hurt."
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"Come on. You really think he's so thin-skinned"
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"that he would care about a school..."
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"No, that's-- people do that, that's a thing."
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"Hey, Dad, uh, I'm glad you're here."
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"I-I have something to say to you and it's, uh,"
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"kind of, it's kind of delicate."
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"If you've come to take your mother and me to a home,"
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"then I hope you brought backup."
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"No, no, I just wanted to apologize for something."
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"When I was a kid, I wrote an essay at school about my hero,"
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"and I didn't pick you, and I am really, really sorry."
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"Son, I've been waiting to hear you say those words"
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"for 40 years."
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"Really?"
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"No, I don't know what the hell you're talking about."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yes, you do."
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"In sixth grade, I picked Ronald McDonald"
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"as my hero instead of you."
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"So what? I don't care about being your hero."
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"You don't? No."
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"Because I'm not Teddy's,"
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"and it's driving me crazy."
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"It's like I'm not even there, I have no effect on him."
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"Oh, so you want to talk about feelings."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, well, your mother's at the mall."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Maybe I can get her on speakerphone."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know what, I-I'll handle it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, all right, hold your horses, little lady."
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"Come back over here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look. [sighs]"
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"Don't take this Teddy thing personally."
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"Kids are... what's a nice word for it? Dumb."
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"They only look up to people who tell them they're great"
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"when they're not, and dads don't do that."
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"Well, no, it doesn't teach 'em anything."
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"If we were supposed to just hug 'em all the time,"
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"they wouldn't make our faces so scratchy. Mm."
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"My job as a father was to make sure that when you went"
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"out in the world, you wouldn't be a jackass."
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