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Clips from Extras - David Bowie (S02E02)

"Oh, my God. Unbelievable. Don't look."
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"-Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. -You just put us here."
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"-David Bowie's here. -I know, but it's just really embarrassing."
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"-Quick sit down. -At least I had a sit down."
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"Quick little sit down, energy, back into it."
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"-How's it going? -Brilliant. You?"
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"Excellent."
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"Doing Chekhov at the Wyndham, just been nominated for an Olivier Award, so..."
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"Ooh!"
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"-How's your sitcom going? -Brilliant. Ratings are brilliant."
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"-The reviews very harsh. Very harsh. -Don't read reviews. Don't bother."
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"-No? -No."
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"I think I've got one here, actually. Sorry. Can you just hold that?"
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"Don't hold..."
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"-Being meaning to throw it away. -Throw it away, then."
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"Didn't get round to it. Oh, no. "When The Whistle Blows."
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""As I watched this abysmal time-warp comedy"
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""l found myself expecting someone to shout, 'I'm free!'"
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""and for Andy Millman to exclaim,"
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""Hmm, Betty, the cat's just shat out the worst sitcom of all time."""
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"Don't really care about his opinion."
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"If I want an opinion, it won't be a snotty little reviewer,"
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"it'll be the people that count, the man on the street."
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"-Yeah, he gave him 20 quid earlier. -Not that specific man on the street."
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"If you want to chase ratings, that's great."
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"I'd rather win the respect of my peers than get big ratings and everything..."
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"Both. Get both. Anyway, always nice to see you, mate."
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"-You having a laugh! -All right, mate."
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"-Sitcom's shit, mate. -He's changed his tune. Why..."
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"-The man in the street, so fickle. -No. He didn't have a bald head."
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"No, not that specific man."
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"-Does that happen a lot? -No, never. It's all good usually. So l..."
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"I tell you who's not having a laugh, the public."
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"-Well, they are. -That's just rude."
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"It's not rude. It's stupid. It's ignorant."
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"To say that!"
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"-He's a little ant to me. -I feel it's just social rudeness."
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"Well..."
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"Barry, don't look round, right,"
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"there's a couple of birds over there without drinks."
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"-I think you know what to do. -Oh, yes. Excuse me."
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"There's a couple of girls over there not drinking."
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"So I think you should probably tell them to either buy something or get out."
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"No, sorry. That's a mistake. No, I didn't mean that. Sorry."
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"What I meant was we could buy them some drinks. That's an in, isn't it?"
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"-To start a conversation. -I thought you were worried"
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"they're taking up valuable space and costing him money."
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"Why would that concern me?"
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"The man's running a business. The overheads are probably extortionate."
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"-He probably makes a lot of money on food. -Don't give me that."
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"There's 20 pubs a day closing down in this country"
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"and it's due to people like that. All right?"
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"What, and you're suddenly an expert, are you, on that?"
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"I don't know why it's your concern is what I'm..."
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"Leave it."
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"Ladies, pardon us, can I just introduce myself?"
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"Darren Lamb, agent to the TV actor Andy Millman,"
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"-star of the sitcom When The Wind Blows. -Whistle."
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"Whistle, thank you. And do you remember this guy?"
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"-It's only Barry off East Enders? -Hello."
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"-Oh, yeah. How's it going? -Not so good, actually."
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"Things aren't quite panning out as I'd hoped."
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"Let's not talk about that now. Let's not bring the mood down now."
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"-A couple of sorts like this are up for it. -What do you mean, up for it?"
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"You're out and about, you know, no guys with you,"
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"you meet a couple of players like us, ships in the night,"
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"let's get down to business, who wants Barry off East Enders?"
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"-Neither of us. -You're out in the cold."
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"That's the story of me life. My house was repossessed last..."
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"Let's not bring the mood down. You're ruining it again. I'm still in the frame."
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"Who wants Barry to walk them home while the other one comes home with me?"
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"-Neither of us. -Okay, final scenario. Listen to this, right."
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"Neither of you are interested in Barry, so obviously I choose the fit one."
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"No disrespect to you. We all go back to mine."
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"Barry keeps you talking whilst you and I get down to it."
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"It will take, I swear to God, 10 minutes max. I can get everything done in that time."
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"Then you get a cab fare home,"
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"anywhere you want to go, up to say a maximum value of £15."
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"Or you could walk home, pocket the cash, you've made a sweet, sweet profit."
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"-So it's up to you. -No."
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"No? All right, Bar, forget it, mate."
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"Always know when to cut your losses. Let's go."
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"I mean, he was actually a qualified surgeon if I'm not wrong."
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"Really?"
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"And he used to sing in the operating theatre."
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"-No! -That's where he got his first start"
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"because one of the patients he was operating on"
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"was an A&R man from Decca Records. You won't know Decca."
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"Sorry. Can we?"
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"I'm getting a bit of hassle out here. Can I just pop myself down there?"
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"Not really. This is the VIP section. Can you step away from the rope, sir?"
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"I know. I was in there a minute ago. I was a VIP a minute ago."
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"-What happened? -There's nothing I can do, sir. Sorry."
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"Can you just step away from the rope?"
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"Come on. I've got more in common with David Bowie than this rabble."
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"-How do you work that out? -We're both entertainers."
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"We've both done something with our lives. I'm just..."
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"I don't think you can equate yourself to David Bowie."
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"He's one of the seminal artists of the last 35 years, doing work tantamount to genius,"
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"whereas you've just made a camp, catchphrase-based comedy."
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"Just got a bad review off a bouncer."
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"-No. I just know what I like. -Yeah? Do you like money?"
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"-Sorry? -Do you like money? 20 quid."
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"Sorry. You're trying to bribe me to sit next to David Bowie now?"
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"I'm giving you 20 quid to sit there in those spare seats."
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"No."
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"50?"
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"-50 quid? -Yeah."
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"Let's see it."
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"-You got a 10? I've only got 20s. -No."
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"Well, it's either 40 or 60, then."
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"60, then."
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"That's for both of us."
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"Go and get a drink. I haven't got any money now."
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"-Hey, what are you doing in there? -It's the VIP area, innit?"
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"Can we come in 'cause we're getting no action out here?"
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"-It's a wasteland. -You're on your own. I'm not made of money."
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"It's the same seat! It's actually the same seat for 60 quid!"
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"You paid 60 quid to go in here?"
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"-You should've let me negotiate. -Your show's shit, mate."
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