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Clips from Extras - David Bowie (S02E02)

"Where does he watch the show, through Dixons' window?"
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"You've been in all the magazines."
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"-Oh, he reads heat, does he? -Everybody reads heat."
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"Everybody reads heat."
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"Now I'll have to start giving money to the homeless."
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"Why?"
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"'Cause I don't want people to say Andy Millman hates the poor."
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"You don't just hate the poor, you hate everyone."
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"That's why it's so unfair."
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"Sorry, but I've only got, like, 8p in change, or a 20."
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"-Just give him the 20. -No. He said change."
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"-You said change, didn't you? Cheers. -Yeah, whatever."
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"Your TV show's doing all right, though, is it?"
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"-Yeah, yeah. -Good, good."
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"Pay well?"
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"Yeah, erm..."
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"Haven't you got anything else? Have you got like a quid?"
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"-You haven't got a ten and five, have you? -I haven't."
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"-Of course he doesn't. He's homeless. -I know he's homeless. I'm not blind."
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"Twenty for nothing."
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"-Is that the most you've ever been given? -One bloke gave me 50 once."
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"That is mental! That is... He must have been a pervert."
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"Twenty quid, though."
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"Considering your average is probably what, 20p or something."
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"I do come past here quite a lot, so we'll count that as a few goes."
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"Can't do that every day. Say it's, I don't know, three months of leaving me alone."
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"-Leaving you alone? -No."
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"If you're gonna have this attitude, I don't want it."
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"-No, no. -No, seriously. Take it back. I don't want it."
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"I'm just saying I couldn't do that..."
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"What will you say to people about this?"
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"I'll probably say, "Don't ask Andy Millman for money"
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""because he'd only give it to you begrudgingly.""
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"Well, no, say that I offered you 20, the second most you've ever been given,"
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"and then I insulted you and you made me take it back."
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"But mention the 20 in any anecdote slagging me off."
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"-Oh, just take it. Just take it, it's fine. -Fine."
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"-Nice aftershave, by the way. -Cheers."
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"-What is it? -Calvin Klein."
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"Apparently Vernon Kay uses that."
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"Okay, cheers."
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"Why are we walking back this way? This is the way we came."
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"Now I've got to walk past him again. You..."
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"-See you later. -Yeah."
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"Oh, walked too fast."
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"-You did? -Yeah."
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"Oh! She's moving into my block."
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"I spoke to her earlier. I think there's a bit of a vibe, right?"
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"I'm gonna go and talk to her."
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"You come over, okay? Just ask for an autograph..."
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"Yeah, and just say something like, "l think you're the most amazing actor on TV.""
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"You're already using your new powers for evil."
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"-You've got to use what you can. -Fair enough."
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"Hello. Need any help here?"
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"Thank you. A big, strong man's just what I need."
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"Will I do?"
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"-Yeah! -Excuse me?"
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"-Are you Andy Millman? -Yeah."
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"Star of the new sitcom When The Whistle Blows?"
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"-Yeah. -Can I get your autograph, please?"
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"No worries."
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"-Who's it to? -Me."
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"Yeah, but I don't know your name, do l?"
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"-Maggie. -Maggie."
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"Can I just say that I think you're the most amazing comedy actor on television?"
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"Oh! Not amazing!"
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"-But that's what you told me to say. -Shut up."
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"Okay. How many have you got?"
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"Did he ask you to come over and say that?"
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"-I don't know. -You don't know if he asked you to say it?"
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"No. I don't know."
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"Are you friends?"
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"-Are we friends? -Yeah."
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"Unlikely."
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"-Well, we have met. -Have we?"
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"Oh... Yeah. I didn't... Changed your..."
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"Hello, you all right? I didn't realise. Are you, um... Are you still..."
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"Those aren't going to move themselves."
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"See you later."
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"-Andy, am I coming with you? -Yeah."
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"-Are you still thinking about the reviews? -Yes, the terrible, terrible reviews."
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"Think about the good ones."
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"What am I gonna do now?"
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"I'll never get over this. I'll just spend years and years"
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"trying to claw back credibility by doing anything, just popping up in bad films"
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"and charity events, just begging forgiveness."
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"They'd forgive you if you did Celebrity Fit Club."
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"-Brilliant. What else? What else could I do? -There's Celebrity Love Island."
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"Why would I do a show that when I watched it, I was praying for a tsunami?"
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"Oh."
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"-Do you want to just go to the pub? -Yeah."
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"That's the beginning. "Depressed TV star drinks himself to death.""
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"Oh, don't be daft."
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"You're not a star. And being fat will kill you before the drink does."
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"Are you sure you can come to the pub?"
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"You're not manning the phones at the Samaritans tonight?"
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"-No. -No? Okay, pub it is, then."
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"Right, here's one."
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"Who would you rather fight and have a decent chance of winning,"
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"a big fat hairy silver-backed gorilla or a Thomson's gazelle?"
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"Well, the gazelle."
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"I know, but you'd have to catch it first because they're like..."
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"Well, I wouldn't catch it. I turned up for the fight, it ran away, I win. Not my problem."
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"-Oi, oi. -Oh."
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"Don't look at me like that. Little bit of good news here."
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"-All right, Shaun? -All right?"
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"Barry and I were scouring the internet and we found a glowing review of your sitcom."
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"-Really? -Listen to this."
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""This charming story of lovable, larger-than-life characters"
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""will please all the family. This is a delightful woodland romp"
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""with many of the best scenes featuring a roly-poly toad.""
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"Give me that."
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"This is a review of Wind In The Willows."
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"What's yours called, then? Oh, When The Wind Blows is his."
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"-Whistle! -Whistle. Yeah."
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"-I said that was a picture of a frog, didn't l? -It's got the same throat."
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"Yeah, I know, yeah."
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"Well, you can see where we went wrong, yeah."
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"I'm going to get a drink."
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"-Have a look. -He's a ringer."
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