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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (S09E09)

"Risotto with shaved truffles and the rib steak..."
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"...with the golden chanterelles and the Bordelaise sauce..."
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"...unless any of that stuff I just said means snails."
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"- It does not. - Tomato tart..."
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"...and, um, which of the pastas would you recommend?"
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"- Oh, well, they're both exquis... - Both it is. Thank you."
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"Oh, uh, can I make a special request?"
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"Can you bring everything as soon as it's ready?"
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"Appetizers, entrées, we don't care."
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"Hey. Hi. Hi."
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"- I'll just wait to put your order in. - You guys are over an hour late."
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"- What happened to you two? So sorry."
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"- We got locked out of the apartment. - That's a great story. Can I eat it?"
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"And then Rachel wasn't sure she could leave the baby."
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"It wasn't easy, but it's your birthday and I did what I had to do."
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"And that's Judy over there at the bar with Emma?"
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"This is for the best. I'm not distracted, worrying about Emma..."
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"...how she's doing at home, and I'm gonna be completely here with you."
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"- Oh, she spit up. - What?"
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"She spit up. Judy? She spit... Judy, look alive, Judy."
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"Thank you. - Thanks."
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"Ooh. - Whew, everything looks delicious."
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"What should I have? What should I have?"
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"Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman."
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"I know what you mean, this looks incredible."
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"Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach."
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"Okay, I'll have the fig salad and the duck."
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"I'll have the, uh, soup and the salmon."
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"Remember, whatever comes up first, okay?"
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"- And hurry... - Happy birthday."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"- Where have you been? - Well, we had a little fight."
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"I would never lie to get someone into bed."
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"You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy."
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"Thanks."
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"Thanks. Wow."
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"A little tight, isn't it? Why didn't you get a bigger table?"
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"You had a big table but they made you move."
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"Ha, ha. Shut up, Monica."
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"Oh, well, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck."
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"And I suppose that Monica will have the manipulative shrew."
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"- I'll give you another minute. - What, where you going?"
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"He said she wanted the shrew."
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"Rach, come on, Emma's fine."
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"You're turning into an obsessive mother, okay? You need to stop."
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"You guys ever hear the story about when Ross' mom went to the beauty salon?"
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"- You mean the willy story? - Ha, ha. They already know it."
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"We've been waiting for you for a long time."
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"- Maybe you should order. - That's okay."
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"- I told the waiter what they want. - Why would you do that?"
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"Chandler, control your woman."
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"Okay, well... Everybody has ordered."
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"I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe."
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"- She dropped her sock. - Aw. What?"
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"- No. No, Emma dropped her sock. Mom's here?"
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"I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town."
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"Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground."
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"It's a good toast."
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"Look, will you please get her attention?"
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"Mommy?"
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"Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock."
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"Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!"
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"I'm sorry, was that rude?"
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"Did my little outburst..."
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"...blunt the hideousness that is this evening?"
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"Look, I know you all have a lot going on..."
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"...but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday."
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"And you are all so late, and you didn't even have the courtesy to call."
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"Well, it's too late now."
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"Yeah, Pheebs, I don't think that's us."
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"Oh, well, this is... This is not over. Hello?"
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"- What is going on with you two? - Well, you see, I'm ovulating."
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"Oh, yeah, that's what she says."
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"But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed."
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"Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was. I just can't get enough."
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"You're not gonna believe this. She lied."
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"She tricked me into having sex with her."
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"So? You got to have sex, right?"
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"What's the matter with me? Why am I such a girl?"
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"- Okay. That was Mike. - Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry."
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"You are totally right. We are here 100 percent..."
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"...and we love you, and we are ready to start your birthday celebration."
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"Oh. You guys, that means the world to me."
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"Okay, I'm gonna take off."
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"What?"
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"Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early."
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"Wait."
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"Wait. I'm not the... I'm not the kind of girl that just ditches her friends..."
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"...to be with her boyfriend."
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"You know what? I am."
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"Bye, guys. Judy. Bye."
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"Oh, thank God. If Phoebe's gone, can we take Emma home?"
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"That's a good idea. Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay."
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"- Bye, you guys. Bye."
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"See you. Well, I guess it's just us."
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"So I'm probably still ovulating. Do you wanna give it another try?"
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"So you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?"
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"- You're gonna go do it? - We don't have much time."
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"Once the egg descends into the fallopian tube..."
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"Whoa, whoa, get out of here."
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"I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning."
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"No, just me. All alone."
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"Dinner for six for one."
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"Well, you boys are about to see something really special."
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"- How was everything, sir? - Excellent."
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"The shrew, in particular, was exquisite."
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"Well, I hope you've got some room left."
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday, dear"
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"Joey. Joey."
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"Joey"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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