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Clips from The Toy

Short Films 1982 1 min 1,280 clips
Family Documentary Reality-TV

Credits

Now just a minute here!
"Now just a minute here!"
The Toy
Boys will be boys, God bless him.
"Boys will be boys, God bless him."
The Toy
- Finish your dinner. - Get me a hammer.
"- Finish your dinner. - Get me a hammer."
The Toy
- Not until you eat. - Get me a hammer.
"- Not until you eat. - Get me a hammer."
The Toy
If you don't come and finish your dinner...
"If you don't come and finish your dinner..."
The Toy
...you won't open that until tomorrow.
"...you won't open that until tomorrow."
The Toy
Are you crazy?
"Are you crazy?"
The Toy
What's going on in here?
"What's going on in here?"
The Toy
She won't help me open my present. She won't give me a hammer.
"She won't help me open my present. She won't give me a hammer."
The Toy
- What the hell is that? - Help!
"- What the hell is that? - Help!"
The Toy
You said I could have anything.
"You said I could have anything."
The Toy
Help, please. I need air.
"Help, please. I need air."
The Toy
Schatzie, get a hammer.
"Schatzie, get a hammer."
The Toy
- Can I have some air? - Who are you?
"- Can I have some air? - Who are you?"
The Toy
I'm the new part-time cleaning lady, sir, at the store.
"I'm the new part-time cleaning lady, sir, at the store."
The Toy
What are you doing in there?
"What are you doing in there?"
The Toy
Your son came along and asked them...
"Your son came along and asked them..."
The Toy
...to wrap me up, which they did, in a box.
"...to wrap me up, which they did, in a box."
The Toy
This box.
"This box."
The Toy
I hope you have a good explanation for this.
"I hope you have a good explanation for this."
The Toy
You said anything in the store. Well, he was in the store.
"You said anything in the store. Well, he was in the store."
The Toy
I get to open it. It's my present.
"I get to open it. It's my present."
The Toy
What?
"What?"
The Toy
Hurry!
"Hurry!"
The Toy
Please hurry.
"Please hurry."
The Toy
Didn't I tell you to shave?
"Didn't I tell you to shave?"
The Toy
- Sorry. - Sir.
"- Sorry. - Sir."
The Toy
Sorry, sir.
"Sorry, sir."
The Toy
- I mean, come here. - No way.
"- I mean, come here. - No way."
The Toy
Wait a minute. Let's not be too hasty.
"Wait a minute. Let's not be too hasty."
The Toy
- I'll pay you on an hourly basis. - Sir.
"- I'll pay you on an hourly basis. - Sir."
The Toy
All right, I'll pay you on an hourly basis, sir.
"All right, I'll pay you on an hourly basis, sir."
The Toy
No.
"No."
The Toy
What sort of a position are you looking for?
"What sort of a position are you looking for?"
The Toy
- Slave sound too crass? - I'm serious.
"- Slave sound too crass? - I'm serious."
The Toy
I am too. I'm a journalist.
"I am too. I'm a journalist."
The Toy
I've been trying to get a job on your newspaper.
"I've been trying to get a job on your newspaper."
The Toy
The only black people you hire do windows, mop floors...
"The only black people you hire do windows, mop floors..."
The Toy
I don't like it. I tried it. Believe me, I have dignity.
"I don't like it. I tried it. Believe me, I have dignity."
The Toy
Take those firecrackers and... Never mind.
"Take those firecrackers and... Never mind."
The Toy
- That's not the way out. - Go get him, Daddy.
"- That's not the way out. - Go get him, Daddy."
The Toy
- Wait. What's your name? - Jack Brown.
"- Wait. What's your name? - Jack Brown."
The Toy
I only have the boy for one week a year.
"I only have the boy for one week a year."
The Toy
Get better lawyers. That's too long.
"Get better lawyers. That's too long."
The Toy
- I love him. - Frankly, I don't give a damn.
"- I love him. - Frankly, I don't give a damn."
The Toy
- He wants you to stay. - He wants to see if you can make me.
"- He wants you to stay. - He wants to see if you can make me."
The Toy
He's manipulative. It's a power play.
"He's manipulative. It's a power play."
The Toy
You know, if you were a little less hysterical...
"You know, if you were a little less hysterical..."
The Toy
...you'd suggest I pay you what I pay my reporters for a week.
"...you'd suggest I pay you what I pay my reporters for a week."
The Toy
- $400. - For babysitting?
"- $400. - For babysitting?"
The Toy
Step in my office.
"Step in my office."
The Toy
Isn't that a magnificent arrangement of dominoes?
"Isn't that a magnificent arrangement of dominoes?"
The Toy
It's really something.
"It's really something."
The Toy
- It took me over a month to set it up. - A month? Wow!
"- It took me over a month to set it up. - A month? Wow!"
The Toy
It's rewarding. Have a seat.
"It's rewarding. Have a seat."
The Toy
I'm a man who gets what he wants by patience.
"I'm a man who gets what he wants by patience."
The Toy
Some people exercise their tibias or fibulas...
"Some people exercise their tibias or fibulas..."
The Toy
I exercise my patience.
"I exercise my patience."
The Toy
Patience.
"Patience."
The Toy
No hole.
"No hole."
The Toy
Just bite the end off. And spit it in your hand.
"Just bite the end off. And spit it in your hand."
The Toy
Eric's not a bad boy. High-spirited. I like that.
"Eric's not a bad boy. High-spirited. I like that."
The Toy
I like him.
"I like him."
The Toy
- You'll like him. - I'm crazy about him.
"- You'll like him. - I'm crazy about him."
The Toy
He should understand that money means never being sorry.
"He should understand that money means never being sorry."
The Toy
That's about the only thing he does understand.
"That's about the only thing he does understand."
The Toy
That's not an ashtray, you asshole.
"That's not an ashtray, you asshole."
The Toy
That's an ashtray.
"That's an ashtray."
The Toy
What you're offering me isn't a job. It's an insult.
"What you're offering me isn't a job. It's an insult."
The Toy
I'm insulted and I'm splitting.
"I'm insulted and I'm splitting."
The Toy
All right, what do you need?
"All right, what do you need?"
The Toy
I need?
"I need?"
The Toy
- $10,000. - Ten...
"- $10,000. - Ten..."
The Toy
You're not a reporter. You're a crook.
"You're not a reporter. You're a crook."
The Toy
You didn't ask me what I'd settle for.
"You didn't ask me what I'd settle for."
The Toy
- That's what I meant. - Let's start at 1000 and work up.
"- That's what I meant. - Let's start at 1000 and work up."
The Toy
That's highway robbery.
"That's highway robbery."
The Toy
I'd settle for $400 and a job on The Bugle.
"I'd settle for $400 and a job on The Bugle."
The Toy
There isn't any job on the paper.
"There isn't any job on the paper."
The Toy
- 1500. - Deal.
"- 1500. - Deal."
The Toy
- 2000. - Now, wait a minute.
"- 2000. - Now, wait a minute."
The Toy
We had a deal.
"We had a deal."
The Toy
- Two-five. - Fine, but for that kind of money...
"- Two-five. - Fine, but for that kind of money..."
The Toy
...if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it.
"...if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it."
The Toy
- 3000. - Two-five.
"- 3000. - Two-five."
The Toy
- Two-seven. - Two-five is my top.
"- Two-seven. - Two-five is my top."
The Toy
- $3000. - I wonder if Eric knows...
"- $3000. - I wonder if Eric knows..."
The Toy
...what kind of bastard he's getting.
"...what kind of bastard he's getting."
The Toy
I may be a bastard, Mr. Bates, but l...
"I may be a bastard, Mr. Bates, but l..."
The Toy
- I'll kill you! - Two-five is fine.
"- I'll kill you! - Two-five is fine."
The Toy
Two-five is excellent.
"Two-five is excellent."
The Toy
Are you at the store?
"Are you at the store?"
The Toy
Well, where are you? At U.S. Bates' house?
"Well, where are you? At U.S. Bates' house?"
The Toy
The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down.
"The U.S. Bates' house? Clifford, hold it down."
The Toy
- I'm working for U.S. Bates. - "I'm working for U.S. Bates."
"- I'm working for U.S. Bates. - "I'm working for U.S. Bates.""
The Toy
Not on the paper...
"Not on the paper..."
The Toy
A toy?
"A toy?"
The Toy
- I'm U.S. Bates' toy. I'm not stoned. - Let's play. Get off the phone!
"- I'm U.S. Bates' toy. I'm not stoned. - Let's play. Get off the phone!"
The Toy
No, he's not playing with me. I'm his son's toy, Eric.
"No, he's not playing with me. I'm his son's toy, Eric."
The Toy
He's got a son and he hired me...
"He's got a son and he hired me..."
The Toy
He's one of the nicest kids I've ever met. He's really...
"He's one of the nicest kids I've ever met. He's really..."
The Toy
- Play with me! - He's wonderful.
"- Play with me! - He's wonderful."
The Toy
- Ask me how much I'm making. - Get off the phone.
"- Ask me how much I'm making. - Get off the phone."
The Toy
- Get off the phone! - Just ask me.
"- Get off the phone! - Just ask me."
The Toy
- $2500 a week! - Get off the phone!
"- $2500 a week! - Get off the phone!"
The Toy
- Say goodbye! Come on! - He's a wonderful...
"- Say goodbye! Come on! - He's a wonderful..."
The Toy
- He's just wonderful. - You're paid to play, not to talk.
"- He's just wonderful. - You're paid to play, not to talk."
The Toy
- Just a minute. How old are you? - Nine.
"- Just a minute. How old are you? - Nine."
The Toy
You want to live to be 10? Do you?
"You want to live to be 10? Do you?"
The Toy
- Fancy. - Wait until I'm done, U.S.
"- Fancy. - Wait until I'm done, U.S."
The Toy
- I've got to talk to you. - But I'm busy.
"- I've got to talk to you. - But I'm busy."
The Toy
What I have to tell you is important!
"What I have to tell you is important!"
The Toy
- What am I supposed to do? - How do you turn off this machine?
"- What am I supposed to do? - How do you turn off this machine?"
The Toy
Oh, sugar. I like it like that.
"Oh, sugar. I like it like that."
The Toy
- That was fun. - Please. I have a headache.
"- That was fun. - Please. I have a headache."
The Toy
I've got something to say.
"I've got something to say."
The Toy
Is it about the party? Everything's arranged beautifully.
"Is it about the party? Everything's arranged beautifully."
The Toy
It's about Eric.
"It's about Eric."
The Toy
Oh, God! Has it been a year already?
"Oh, God! Has it been a year already?"
The Toy
I forgot it was his week.
"I forgot it was his week."
The Toy