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Clips from Betas - Waiting for a Girl Like You (S01E01)

"- (laughs) - What's so funny?"
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"That wasn't a desert, bro."
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"That's my ex's boosh."
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"Nice."
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"You think I'm gonna bring you somewhere monotonous?"
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"Okay, I guess not."
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"Well, I wouldn't. That is the answer."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, you know what? You guys grab some drinks."
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"- We're gonna hit the ladies'. - Okay."
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"Let's go exploring, shall we?"
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"- Sure. - Let's."
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"Ooh, what are we exploring?"
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"♪ ...it gives you hell, gives you hell ♪"
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"♪ Now where's your picket fence love? ♪"
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"Uh, you need to pace yourself."
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"I'm just having fun."
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"Isn't that the whole point?"
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"Yeah, no of course, but you don't really drink, obviously,"
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"and I just think you should take it easy."
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"I'm a grown man, okay?"
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"You don't have to tell me what to do."
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"I've got parents for that."
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"All right, get pretty."
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"Oh... (snorting)"
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"Oh, God! Oh!"
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"I haven't done blow since my sorority formal."
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"What? You need more than that. Get in there."
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"- (snorts) - (phone chimes)"
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"Oh, God, why is Rob liking my photos?"
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"We broke up three weeks ago."
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"And who... who is this chick?"
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"Seriously? He's banging some blonde?"
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"He told me he hated dye jobs, that fuckface..."
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"Whoa, take it easy, white girl."
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"There are two very cute boys out there waiting for us,"
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"and this screen is doing you no good, so I'm gonna put it away."
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"I was looking for a fax machine."
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"(laughing)"
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"Who the fuck faxes anymore?!"
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"Hey, playa, how's it going in here?"
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"- Oh, it's about to get awesome. - What do you mean?"
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"♪ If you leave me now"
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"♪ You'll take away the biggest part of me ♪"
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"(laughter)"
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"♪ Ooh, no, baby, please don't go... ♪"
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"(whooping and cheering)"
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"(dance music plays)"
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"I've never seen him dance before."
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"- No? - It's crazy."
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"- He's real wiggly. - Yeah, he's all arms."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - A lot of arms."
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"- But it's good, he's got control... - Yeah."
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"I was not expecting that."
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"- Oh, oh! - Oh, okay."
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"Um, uh, she's gonna break his glasses."
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"Yeah. It feels... I feel... it feels weird."
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"Maybe we should give them some space?"
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"- Yeah, most definitely. - All right."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Ah..."
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"Come on."
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"(giggling)"
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"Hold on, hold on. Just hold..."
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"Uh, what? What is it? What happened?"
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"Nothing, uh... I-I think I just had too much to drink."
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"- Oh! - Excuse me."
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"Okay."
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"I can't believe I didn't see it before. So, this is your ex?"
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"Starla."
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"The desert motif's like a tribute to how we met."
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"Trippin' balls out on the playa."
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"(sighs) Shit got weird."
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"What happened to you two?"
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"Eh, she ran off to sew costumes for "Lord of the Dance.""
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"Started banging some clogger."
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"Do they still do that show?"
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"Oh, my God, how do you keep hitting me?"
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"I'm, like, a hundred yards away!"
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"You haven't memorized the 'nade spots on this map? Tourist!"
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"No, I have, I just..."
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"Dane got the older version. I got the new one."
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"Brenda just had the most exquisite perineum."
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"(sighs) I just wanted to paint it."
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"I didn't know you rocked the brush, man."
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"Me? No, no, no, no, I just, uh... she inspired me."
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"Dude, totally."
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"Ol' Dane's done some pretty crazy shit for a betty."
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"John Mayer tickets, butt play, sobriety."
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"That Brenda sounds like she was spesh."
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"She was... till hate turned her into a withered husk."
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"- So it goes. - Yeah."
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"Those 'tards are friends now?"
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"Jesus Christ, I weep for the world."
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"Ugh! I know, right? They behave like children."
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"- Oh, no fair! - Ooh!"
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"- All right, fine! - Fragged again, Bitchell!"
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"- Submit! - Never."
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"Avinash?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"It's great to see you."
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"Hey, man."
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"Hi."
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"Hello, Michael. You look well."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Uh, yeah, I'm doing the whole raw thing."
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"Yeah, I love your sweater. Is that vintage?"
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"Oh it's... It's my dad's."
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"- Oh. So, vintage. - Yeah, I guess."
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"Um, I read about your acquisition. Congratulations."
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"Oh, thanks. Everything's timing, huh?"
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"I think they overpaid, but you know how bubbles are."
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"Next month, who knows? And you?"
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"I was so jazzed to hear about your beta."
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"You know, I still tell my team that you"
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"were the best programmer I ever saw."
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"Hey, are you feeling any better?"
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"Uh, uh, yes, very much. (laughs)"
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"Hi, I'm Michael."
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