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Clips from UHF

TV Specials 1989 30 min 1,669 clips
Music

Credits

(MONKEY CHITTERING)
"(MONKEY CHITTERING)"
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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(FROGS CROAKING)
"(FROGS CROAKING)"
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(COW MOOING)
"(COW MOOING)"
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(CAT MEOWS)
"(CAT MEOWS)"
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(DOG BARKS)
"(DOG BARKS)"
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(SHEEP BLEATS)
"(SHEEP BLEATS)"
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(WHIP CRACKS)
"(WHIP CRACKS)"
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(GASPS)
"(GASPS)"
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Señor...
"Señor..."
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we must not go any further.
"we must not go any further."
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Look!
"Look!"
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It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol.
"It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol."
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It's certain death for anyone who enters.
"It's certain death for anyone who enters."
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We must turn back...
"We must turn back..."
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now!
"now!"
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- (TRAIN HORN BLOWING) - Ahh!
"- (TRAIN HORN BLOWING) - Ahh!"
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(RUMBLING)
"(RUMBLING)"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
"(RUMBLING CONTINUES)"
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(CREAKING)
"(CREAKING)"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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BOB: George.
"BOB: George."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Earth to George.
"Earth to George."
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- George! - Ahh!
"- George! - Ahh!"
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Are you daydreaming again?
"Are you daydreaming again?"
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No, no, I was just admiring how clean and shiny this grill is.
"No, no, I was just admiring how clean and shiny this grill is."
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Come on, George. We're busy here.
"Come on, George. We're busy here."
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You know what the problem is?
"You know what the problem is?"
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Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination.
"Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination."
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Well, at least not the people at the lumber yard
"Well, at least not the people at the lumber yard"
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or the miniature golf course or Floyd's Fish Market,
"or the miniature golf course or Floyd's Fish Market,"
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or any of the other places you worked in the last month, right?
"or any of the other places you worked in the last month, right?"
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Yeah. Well, someday... someday they'll be sorry.
"Yeah. Well, someday... someday they'll be sorry."
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They'll be eating breakfast or something
"They'll be eating breakfast or something"
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and all of a sudden, they'll say, "Hey! We screwed up!
"and all of a sudden, they'll say, "Hey! We screwed up!"
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We never should have fired George Newman
"We never should have fired George Newman"
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because he's got imagination."
"because he's got imagination.""
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Well, I think the fries are just about done.
"Well, I think the fries are just about done."
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Aw, jeez, you better not let Big Edna see that.
"Aw, jeez, you better not let Big Edna see that."
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- She'll have a fit. - Big Edna, Big Edna.
"- She'll have a fit. - Big Edna, Big Edna."
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You sound like a broken record.
"You sound like a broken record."
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Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?
"Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?"
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BOTH: Whoa!
"BOTH: Whoa!"
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Ahh!
"Ahh!"
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(KARATE YELLING)
"(KARATE YELLING)"
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BOB: How could you do this to me?
"BOB: How could you do this to me?"
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I knew this was gonna happen.
"I knew this was gonna happen."
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You're right, Bob. I'm sorry.
"You're right, Bob. I'm sorry."
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What can I say?
"What can I say?"
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I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime.
"I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime."
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Here.
"Here."
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I want you to take this crowbar and...
"I want you to take this crowbar and..."
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just bash my head right in!
"just bash my head right in!"
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Go ahead, really. Please. Just bash it right in!
"Go ahead, really. Please. Just bash it right in!"
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Ah, George, you know I couldn't do that.
"Ah, George, you know I couldn't do that."
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You still owe me five bucks.
"You still owe me five bucks."
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- MAN: Wah-hoo! - (GLASS SHATTERS)
"- MAN: Wah-hoo! - (GLASS SHATTERS)"
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Ahh!
"Ahh!"
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Hey, Kuni.
"Hey, Kuni."
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Hiya, George.
"Hiya, George."
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Beginner's class today, huh?
"Beginner's class today, huh?"
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Yeah. They're so stupid!
"Yeah. They're so stupid!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Stupid!
"Stupid!"
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Mm, boy!
"Mm, boy!"
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Look what I got here, Bob.
"Look what I got here, Bob."
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A twinkie-wiener sandwich!
"A twinkie-wiener sandwich!"
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Your favorite.
"Your favorite."
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(KARATE YELLING)
"(KARATE YELLING)"
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Come on, Bob. Cheer up, will you?
"Come on, Bob. Cheer up, will you?"
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You ruined my life.
"You ruined my life."
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You know, Bob-o,
"You know, Bob-o,"
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I think you're developing a bad attitude here.
"I think you're developing a bad attitude here."
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(KARATE YELLING CONTINUES)
"(KARATE YELLING CONTINUES)"
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You see, Bob... (SNIFFS)
"You see, Bob... (SNIFFS)"
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...you gotta look at the big picture.
"...you gotta look at the big picture."
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You gotta grab life by the lips
"You gotta grab life by the lips"
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and yank as hard as you can!
"and yank as hard as you can!"
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(CRASHING)
"(CRASHING)"
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See anything in the want ads?
"See anything in the want ads?"
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Yeah. But nothing with the prestige of working at Burger World.
"Yeah. But nothing with the prestige of working at Burger World."
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So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again?
"So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again?"
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Teri? Oh, no. What time is it?
"Teri? Oh, no. What time is it?"
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7:30? Oh boy, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bob.
"7:30? Oh boy, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bob."
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KUNI: Stupid!
"KUNI: Stupid!"
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So, what's your excuse this time?
"So, what's your excuse this time?"
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(SIGHS) Well, Bob and I were having
"(SIGHS) Well, Bob and I were having"
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a serious discussion about our various career options.
"a serious discussion about our various career options."
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Boy, I really like what you've done with your hair.
"Boy, I really like what you've done with your hair."
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- It's really... - George, did you get fired again?
"- It's really... - George, did you get fired again?"
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Yes! Yes! It's all true!
"Yes! Yes! It's all true!"
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I just don't know what's wrong with me!
"I just don't know what's wrong with me!"
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So, what's for dinner?
"So, what's for dinner?"
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Mashed potatoes? My favorite!
"Mashed potatoes? My favorite!"
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Teri, you shouldn't have.
"Teri, you shouldn't have."
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George!
"George!"
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When are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?
"When are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?"
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I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly
"I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly"
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from job to job ever since I've known you.
"from job to job ever since I've known you."
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If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours
"If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours"
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to work for you instead of against you,
"to work for you instead of against you,"
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maybe you could... (SIGHS)
"maybe you could... (SIGHS)"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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This means something.
"This means something."
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This is important.
"This is important."
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(GIGGLING)
"(GIGGLING)"
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Oh, George, that is just terrible.
"Oh, George, that is just terrible."
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But don't you worry,
"But don't you worry,"
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you're a fine young man.
"you're a fine young man."
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I'm sure you'll get another job right away.
"I'm sure you'll get another job right away."
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You got such a good face.
"You got such a good face."
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Look at this face.
"Look at this face."
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Would you look at this face?
"Would you look at this face?"
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Is this a face you could die for?
"Is this a face you could die for?"
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(SNAP)
"(SNAP)"
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So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
"So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night."
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Oh, he'll be out soon.
"Oh, he'll be out soon."
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I think he's having some sort of last-minute business meeting.
"I think he's having some sort of last-minute business meeting."
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