Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Bad News Bears

"- Pay attention out there. - It was right at me."
The Bad News Bears
"Attack it!"
The Bad News Bears
"All right, get one."
The Bad News Bears
"Look alive."
The Bad News Bears
"How could you?"
The Bad News Bears
"- Hey, Engelberg. - What?"
The Bad News Bears
"There's chocolate all over this ball."
The Bad News Bears
"Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food."
The Bad News Bears
"People always bug me about it. My shrink says that's why I'm fat."
The Bad News Bears
"You're not doing me any good, so just quit it!"
The Bad News Bears
"Look alive. Let's get one. Are you ready?"
The Bad News Bears
"Let's get one out there."
The Bad News Bears
"- Engelberg? - What?"
The Bad News Bears
"That is a bunt... B-U-N-T."
The Bad News Bears
"The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt and throw it to first base."
The Bad News Bears
"How was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them."
The Bad News Bears
"Diversionary tactic, Engelberg. Now get the ball."
The Bad News Bears
"Why are you always picking on me?"
The Bad News Bears
"Engelberg, quit your bellyaching and throw the ball to first base!"
The Bad News Bears
"Don't blame me. I didn't even know it was your car."
The Bad News Bears
"It's dumb, parking it so close to the field anyway."
The Bad News Bears
"All right, boys. Let's get back to basics."
The Bad News Bears
"This is a baseball."
The Bad News Bears
"The object is to keep the baseball within the confines of the field."
The Bad News Bears
"Wait a minute!"
The Bad News Bears
"One wild throw, you don't think we know what a ball is?"
The Bad News Bears
"I don't think I like that kind of talk."
The Bad News Bears
"He's been in enough fights this week already."
The Bad News Bears
"He's been in enough fights this week already."
The Bad News Bears
"We play like this, we'll be the laughingstock of the league."
The Bad News Bears
"What do you expect? All we got on this team..."
The Bad News Bears
"is a bunch of Jews, spics, niggers, pansies..."
The Bad News Bears
"and a booger-eating moron."
The Bad News Bears
"Tanner, you should be reminded from time to time..."
The Bad News Bears
"that you're one of the few people on this team..."
The Bad News Bears
"who's not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy, or booger-eating moron."
The Bad News Bears
"So you better cool it, or we may be disposed to beat the crap outta you."
The Bad News Bears
"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
The Bad News Bears
"Cut it out!"
The Bad News Bears
"Now, guys, somebody's gonna pay for this windshield."
The Bad News Bears
"And I think, Engelberg, it's gonna be your father."
The Bad News Bears
"Bullshit."
The Bad News Bears
"Come on, babe. We were supposed to be here by 7:30."
The Bad News Bears
"- It looks like a baseball field. - They did a nice job, didn't they?"
The Bad News Bears
"I had them leave off the anchovies..."
The Bad News Bears
"because I didn't know whether to use them as bats or the baseline."
The Bad News Bears
"Besides, most people don't like the taste of anchovies."
The Bad News Bears
"- I don't like them. - You see?"
The Bad News Bears
"Carol, where is Frank? Is he still practicing?"
The Bad News Bears
"You got to keep after him. You all look terrific."
The Bad News Bears
"Everybody be patient. Pizza's on very soon."
The Bad News Bears
"Jill, I'm getting ready for the slide show."
The Bad News Bears
"- Glad you could make it. - I wouldn't miss it for the world."
The Bad News Bears
"We have one of these every year. It gets things off on a friendly note."
The Bad News Bears
"After the start of the season, we all don't always get along so well."
The Bad News Bears
"How are the uniforms coming along?"
The Bad News Bears
"What?"
The Bad News Bears
"The uniforms. Your team uniforms."
The Bad News Bears
"Buttermaker, you better get on the ball."
The Bad News Bears
"The best colors have been taken: Green and white, blue and white..."
The Bad News Bears
"red and white, maroon and white, white and maroon."
The Bad News Bears
"Uniforms?"
The Bad News Bears
"Hey, Whitewood. What's this crap about uniforms?"
The Bad News Bears
"What do you mean crap? I've been meaning to ask..."
The Bad News Bears
"You're paying me to coach."
The Bad News Bears
"You told me I'd be coaching kids just a couple of hours a day."
The Bad News Bears
"I've got a lot of pools to clean. I can't be out looking for uniforms."
The Bad News Bears
"Will you be quiet for a minute?"
The Bad News Bears
"You've been hired as a manager, right?"
The Bad News Bears
"One of the responsibilities of being a manager..."
The Bad News Bears
"is to get a sponsor and to get uniforms."
The Bad News Bears
"- You didn't tell me that. - I'm telling you now."
The Bad News Bears
"It's easy. You go to different businesses and talk to the guys."
The Bad News Bears
"They all like baseball."
The Bad News Bears
"How could you possibly strike out Ted Williams?"
The Bad News Bears
"I had a mother of a screwball."
The Bad News Bears
"He means Ted Williams was a major leaguer."
The Bad News Bears
"You told us you never got past the minors."
The Bad News Bears
"It was spring training, Vero Beach. Struck him out a couple of times."
The Bad News Bears
"You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car."
The Bad News Bears
"- It's against the law. - So is murder, Engelberg."
The Bad News Bears
"Now put that back before you get me into real trouble."
The Bad News Bears
"If you were so great, how come you never made it to the major leagues?"
The Bad News Bears
"Contract disputes."
The Bad News Bears
"- When are we gonna get uniforms? - I'm working on it."
The Bad News Bears
"Ahmad, even Hank Aaron peels the old eyelids before he takes a swing."
The Bad News Bears
"Maybe I should try left-handed."
The Bad News Bears
"No. Not just yet."
The Bad News Bears
"When are we going to get our uniforms?"
The Bad News Bears
"I'm working on it."
The Bad News Bears
"The other kids got their uniforms. When are we gonna get ours?"
The Bad News Bears
"You worry about your hitting. Let me worry about the uniforms."
The Bad News Bears
"- My hat fell in. - Dummy."
The Bad News Bears
"Oh, God. You too?"
The Bad News Bears
"- How's the vacuuming coming, Toby? - Not enough suction."
The Bad News Bears
"Just move it back and forth. It'll come."
The Bad News Bears
"When we're through, can we go swimming?"
The Bad News Bears
"Don't jump in, Engelberg. You'll flood the valley."
The Bad News Bears
"How's it going, Ogilvie?"
The Bad News Bears
"There's not enough pressure, but I'm adjusting the intake valve."
The Bad News Bears
"- Got a hell of a future in pools. - Where you been, you crud?"
The Bad News Bears
"I've been out getting what you creeps have been bitching for..."
The Bad News Bears
"Uniforms."
The Bad News Bears
"Best pitch I ever taught her was the curveball."
The Bad News Bears
"How could you teach a 9-year-old girl to throw a curveball?"
The Bad News Bears
"Not only a curveball, but the most tantalizing knuckler..."
The Bad News Bears
"you ever saw in your life."
The Bad News Bears
"This thing was a thing of beauty."
The Bad News Bears
"It came to the plate and disappeared."
The Bad News Bears
"It was like a ball of melted ice cream."
The Bad News Bears
"- Here. - Thank you, Luppus."
The Bad News Bears
"- Lupus. - Lupus. Sorry."
The Bad News Bears
"That's superb. Thank you very much."
The Bad News Bears
"Tell us about the time you struck out Ted Williams again."
The Bad News Bears
"Ted Williams, 1947, Vero Beach, Florida..."
The Bad News Bears
"spring training, around March 15th."
The Bad News Bears
"Score was tied nothing to nothing. It was the top of the ninth."
The Bad News Bears
"No. It was the bottom of the ninth."
The Bad News Bears
"Bases were loaded."
The Bad News Bears
"There was old Ted coming up to the plate..."
The Bad News Bears
Show more clips