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"Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late."
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"- What's that face? I know that. - I don't have a face. What?"
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"Go to school. Stop planning things."
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"Um, hello?"
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"Dragon thingy?"
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"You in there?"
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"Excellent work, peasant boy."
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"One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch."
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"What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu?"
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"You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master."
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"I didn't wish for... Hey, that's not fair."
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"You said "wish.""
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"Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?"
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"Cool."
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"Yes, it's all very cool."
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"So, onto that second wish."
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"Let me recommend the all-time favorite."
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"A giant pile of gold!"
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"Now, repeat after me. "I wish for..." You're not talking."
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""A giant pile of..." You're not saying anything."
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"Hey, stop rushing me."
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"Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes."
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"Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!"
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"Why would I need an army?"
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"You're quite a simple fellow."
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"Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love."
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"I can allow you to speak with a loved one"
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"on the other side of China!"
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"I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away."
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"- There's a wall here. It's cool, but... - You mean, like, a cell phone?"
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"Ah!"
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"What dark magic is this?"
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"Where is the tiny orchestra?"
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"How do they fit in this metal box?"
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"Two wishes. Anything I want."
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"The birthday party. I know what I want."
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"Wait, a wish?"
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"Yeah, yeah, a wish."
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"Excellent."
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"Ah!"
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"A giant metal bird?"
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"- What are you doing? - Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus."
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"The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal?"
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"- How long have you been in that teapot? - Is it still the Qing Dynasty?"
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"- Ooh! - Long!"
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"How did you get in there?"
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"Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant."
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"It's not a little man. It's television."
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"What's this?"
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"Car."
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"Ah, the spoils of war on display?"
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"- What is this invisible force... - Glass!"
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"- What purpose... - Stop light."
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"- What in the world? - Ice cream."
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"- How is this... - Electricity."
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"- I know it's all amazing... - Amazing?"
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"When you've been around as long as I have,"
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"there's nothing in this world that could amaze..."
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""Shrimp chips.""
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"Peasant food, no doubt."
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"Magnificent!"
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"Okay, we're here."
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"- You gonna make a wish now? - I will. Just wait until we get there."
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"Get where?"
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"Great Wall of China!"
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"A giant chariot made of steel and glass!"
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"Long, this is bus. Come on."
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"- Out of the way. - My word!"
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"- And watch your step. Carefully. - Thank you, kind sir."
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"- No. There must be a better... - Long, what are you doing?"
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"Ah!"
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"That's more like it."
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"Long, what are you doing?"
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"Getting a personal carriage."
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"I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus."
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"Did you just steal my money?"
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"- ...we won't make the express. - Here."
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"- Hey, where did you get this? - You know, magic."
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"I, uh, had a really big lunch."
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"This is more like it!"
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"Huh?"
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"Uh, what is this?"
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"Traffic."
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"Traffic."
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"- That some kind of national holiday? - Ha!"
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"You mean to tell me this happens every single day?"
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"The sun is moving faster than us."
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"This is worse than my teapot."
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"Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just..."
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"Yes, go ahead."
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"Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic!"
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"Look, Din, you're gonna have to use..."
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"You're gonna have to..."
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"You're going to have to..."
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"You're gonna have to use..."
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"Use a wish!"
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"You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go!"
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"Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all!"
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"You know, Long, we'll get there eventually."
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"Even if it takes all day."
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"All day?"
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"I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks."
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"If only I had a magical dragon that could fly."
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"I know what you're trying. Not gonna work."
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"I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic."
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"Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait?"
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"Not gonna work, Din."
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"Use your wish, Din."
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"Fine!"
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"Ah!"
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"Careful what you don't wish for."
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"- Push me too far, I will not hesitate to... - Fly everywhere?"
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"You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?"
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"Well, that's very... Ah!"
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"Anyways, where are we going?"
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"Ah, there it is! Down there."
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"We're here."
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"- Wishing time. - Ah!"
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