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"when it comes to arranged marriages."
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"True love is the bedrock of my kingdom."
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"But if this is something that Lavelle desires,"
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"who am I to stand in his way?"
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"- Wait, what? - Father."
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"Lavelle, is this what you want?"
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"Yeah. I'm 'bout it."
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"Then it is settled!"
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"Then let us proceed!"
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"A semiautomatic shotgun wedding it will be!"
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"(Izzi exclaims)"
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"(applause)"
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"(Baba yells)"
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"Remember your father's final words."
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"The boy must pass the princely test."
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"To forget the princely test would be to spit in the faces"
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"of the great Joffers who have come before you."
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"Whose auntie is this?"
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"I give you a week."
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"(drums play brief, dramatic beat)"
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"I wouldn't want to go back to plotting your death."
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"Zoot!"
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"- SOLDIERS: Zoot! - What's "zoot"?"
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"Y'all leaving? Does that mean "leave"?"
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"(exclaims)"
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"I'll see you in one week, my prince."
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"LAVELLE: A'ight."
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"- Father, can we talk about this? - There is nothing to talk about."
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"MEEKA: Nexdoria is our greatest threat."
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"To broker a peace hinging on the testosterone-clouded whims"
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"of a son you barely even know is foolish."
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"I said there is nothing to talk about."
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"(dramatic news theme plays)"
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"JAFFE JOFFER (over TV): This is ZNN."
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"Good evening, my neighbors."
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"I'm Totatsi Bibinyana."
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"In a most promising twist,"
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"the Zamunda News Network has confirmed"
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"that King Akeem has a son."
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"While it is too early to determine"
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"whether the boy possesses any strength, intelligence"
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"or capability whatsoever,"
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"what we do know is that he is a man."
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"And as far as Zamundan royalty is concerned,"
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"that's good enough."
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"♪ ♪"
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"The princely test has three parts."
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"- Okay. Uh-huh. - Culture,"
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"critical thinking and, more importantly, courage."
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"AKEEM: Where do we begin?"
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"Teach the young prince how to walk like royalty."
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"That is what we will do."
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"We will teach you how to walk like a prince."
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"Yo, what's wrong with the way I walk now?"
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"You walk like an American pimp."
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"You dress like a slave from the future."
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"Old Jar Jar Binks lookin' ass."
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"Here, in this hall,"
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"you will come face-to-face with your Zamundan heritage."
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"Let us begin."
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"Jompu Joffer."
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"Jampu..."
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"- Jakoof Joffer. - Jujkoof..."
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"Mighty Jokeim Joffer,"
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"the most handsome of all the Joffers."
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"Clench your backside."
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"- Put your shoulders back. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Put your chin up. - Mm-hmm."
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"Suck in your stomach and walk thusly."
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"Now? Walk? Okay."
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"- This is a regal gait. - Okay."
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"Stop! Don't..."
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"Tuck in your backside."
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"And who is this?"
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"Uh, that's Jappa Joffer."
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"- No. - Jabba the Hutt Joffer."
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"- No. - Jumpin' Jack Flash Joffer."
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"(laughs): No."
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"- Gerald Levert Joffer? - (laughing): No."
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"- Jimmie "JJ" Walker Joffer? - No."
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"- Jabberwocky Joffer. - No."
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"LAVELLE: James Brown Joffer."
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"(imitates James Brown): Hey!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"LAVELLE: All right, y'all, what am I doing out here?"
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"I'm hungry. I'm..."
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"I-I'm late for my bath. What am I looking for?"
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"- Hmm? - (roars)"
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"Oh! That's a damn lion, bruh!"
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"Only when you can retrieve the whiskers from a resting lion"
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"will you be ready to become prince."
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"(laughing)"
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"This is a joke."
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"(stammering): This is a joke, 'cause I know"
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"your soft ass ain't never do nothing like that."
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"Oh, yes, I did."
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"- On my very first attempt. - Well..."
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"Yes. First attempt. Very brave."
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"AKEEM: You will need the courage of all your ancestors..."
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"A machete? A rocket launcher? What you got?"
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"...and the cunningness of your Western ways."
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"And these."
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"(lion growling)"
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"Thank you."
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"(growling softly)"
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"Ain't this a bitch."
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"LAVELLE: I just don't belong here."
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"You are the son of the king of Zamunda."
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"You come from a long line of Joffers, and..."
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"I come from a long line of broke-ass nobodies."
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"What the hell I was thinking that I could have this?"
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"Or any of it?"
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"Hey, for real, just... cut this off, all right?"
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"Just cut it off."
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"(Mirembe sighs)"
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"You want to get rid of the royal princely braid?"
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"Well, this is fair."
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"To be honest, it wasn't a great look on you."
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"Just one of the many backward Zamundan traditions."
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