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Clips from Seinfeld - The Alternate Side (S03E03)

I have to transfer at 42nd Street to take the double-R.

"I have to transfer at 42nd Street to take the double-R."

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Anyway, I mean, this doesn't mean we can't be friends.

"Anyway, I mean, this doesn't mean we can't be friends."

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

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Can you die from an odour?

"Can you die from an odour?"

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I mean, if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks...

"I mean, if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks..."

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- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question.

"- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question."

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Do I smell?

"Do I smell?"

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No, no, no. I was just down at the 42nd Street subway today.

"No, no, no. I was just down at the 42nd Street subway today."

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It is disgusting.

"It is disgusting."

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Guess who I bumped into? Owen.

"Guess who I bumped into? Owen."

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- He's all right? - Yeah, he's almost fully recovered.

"- He's all right? - Yeah, he's almost fully recovered."

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Told me he was just using me for sex.

"Told me he was just using me for sex."

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- Let me get that. - I got it.

"- Let me get that. - I got it."

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- Please. - Let me. I smashed your car.

"- Please. - Let me. I smashed your car."

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It cost you over $2,000.

"It cost you over $2,000."

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Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.

"Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it."

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- Oh, man. - What are you doing here?

"- Oh, man. - What are you doing here?"

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I got fired from the movie.

"I got fired from the movie."

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- Get out of here. What? - What?

"- Get out of here. What? - What?"

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Well, you know, they were going to shoot it today.

"Well, you know, they were going to shoot it today."

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We rehearsed it twice, and then Woody yells, "Action."

"We rehearsed it twice, and then Woody yells, "Action.""

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I turn to him and I say:

"I turn to him and I say:"

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"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

""These pretzels are making me thirsty.""

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- Right. - Then I took a swig of beer...

"- Right. - Then I took a swig of beer..."

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...and I slammed the glass down on the bar, and it shattered.

"...and I slammed the glass down on the bar, and it shattered."

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Well, one of the pieces must've hit Woody...

"Well, one of the pieces must've hit Woody..."

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...and he started crying.

"...and he started crying."

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And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off.

"And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off."

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Anyway, this woman, she came up to me, and she says, "You're fired."

"Anyway, this woman, she came up to me, and she says, "You're fired.""

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Boy, I really nailed that scene.

"Boy, I really nailed that scene."

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Oh, wait a-

"Oh, wait a-"

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Oh, for crying out loud.

"Oh, for crying out loud."

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The best part of a relationship is when you're sick.

"The best part of a relationship is when you're sick."

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The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

"The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship."

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But if I got married, you know those vows...

"But if I got married, you know those vows..."

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...for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse.

"...for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse."

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All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

"All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one."

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"Do you take this man in sickness?"

""Do you take this man in sickness?""

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That's the time I need somebody there.

"That's the time I need somebody there."

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

"The rest of the time, go out, have a ball."

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