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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lionel Cries Uncle (S01E01)

"THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WHAT YOU DON'T REALIZE, IN MY TIME,"
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"BACK WHERE I COME FROM, BEING A TOM WAS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE."
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"THAT'S NICE, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANCIENT HISTORY RIGHT NOW."
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"LIONEL! HEY, MAN, GET OFF..."
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"I USED TO SPIT OUT SIX LIKE YOU BEFORE BREAKFAST, SO YOU JUST LISTEN!"
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"IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR US OLD UNCLE TOMS,"
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"YOU YOUNG BLOODS WOULDN'T BE AROUND HERE TODAY."
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"I REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE NEGROES... UH, BLACKS."
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"LOOK, LIONEL, IT TOOK US A COUPLE OF"
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"HUNDRED YEARS TO GET FROM NIGGER TO COLORED,"
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"AND IT TOOK ME 25 MORE YEARS TO GET FROM COLORED TO NEGRO,"
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"SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FORGIVE ME IF IT TAKES ME A LITTLE MORE TIME..."
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"TO GET TO BLACK."
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"THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS, I AGREE WITH YOU, SON."
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"YOU WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU WANT HIM TO STAY OUT OF SCHOOL?"
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"I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DON'T THINK..."
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"HE SHOULD SIGN AN APOLOGY FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO."
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"ALL RIGHT. BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD GO DOWN AND TALK TO THE DEAN."
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"OH, I GET IT. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SIGN, BUT YOU DO WANT ME TO CRAWL."
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"NO. I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN THERE AND FIGHT TO STAY IN THAT SCHOOL."
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"EXCEPT THIS TIME USE YOUR BRAINS INSTEAD OF YOUR HANDS..."
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"AND SHOW THAT DEAN WHO'S THE BETTER MAN."
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"YEAH, YOU SHOW HIM."
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"YEAH, WELL, THAT'S EASY TO SAY."
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"BUT WHEN I'M TALKING TO SOMEBODY WHO AIN'T LISTENING, I GET MAD."
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"- AND WHEN I GET MAD, I START HOLLERING. - HE TAKES AFTER HIS FATHER."
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"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT."
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"WHEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT, A LITTLE MOUTH GOES A LONG WAY."
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"- YEAH. - WHEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT."
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"- YOU REALLY THINK IT'LL WORK, UNCLE WARD? - SURE IT WILL."
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"LISTEN TO YOUR UNCLE WARD. HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT."
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"OKAY. OKAY, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY."
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"YOU GONNA BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK? 'COURSE HE WILL."
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"THE MAN JUST GOT HERE. HE'S HARDLY HAD A CHANCE TO VISIT WITH US."
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"ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER."
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"UH-OH."
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"YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. TAKE CARE."
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"WELL, SINCE I'M GONNA BE STAYING,"
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"I GUESS I'LL TAKE THESE BAGS BACK TO MY ROOM."
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"WOOP! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT, SIR."
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"WHAT DID HE SAY? I THINK HE SAID "SIR.""
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"THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR UNCLE'S OLDER THAN ME."
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"IT'S JUST A SIGN OF RESPECT. DON'T YOU KNOW NOTHIN', WEEZY?"
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"YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WEEZY? THIS BLACK HISTORY IS REALLY INTERESTING."
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"YES. WASN'T IT NICE OF UNCLE WARD TO SEND YOU THOSE BOOKS?"
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"WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL, THE ONLY BLACK HISTORY WE LEARNED ABOUT WAS..."
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"LITTLE BLACK SAMBO AND BLACK BEAUTY."
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"A MIDGET AND A HORSE."
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"WELL, MY EDUCATION WAS BETTER THAN YOURS, GEORGE."
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"I WENT TO THE DISNEY MOVIES..."
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"AND I LEARNED ALL ABOUT BRER RABBIT, UNCLE REMUS..."
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"AND ZIPPITY-DO-DAH."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SEND THIS BOOK TO PRESIDENT FORD."
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"WHAT FOR? HE CAN LEARN ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER."
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"LOOK,"
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"IF GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER WAS ALIVE TODAY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE NO ENERGY CRISIS."
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"HUH? ANYBODY THAT CAN GET OIL FROM A PEANUT..."
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"WOULDN'T HAVE NO TROUBLE GETTING OIL OUT OF THEM ARABS."
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"THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE."
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