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Clips from Kingpin

TV Series 1996–2018 83 min ★ 7.9/10 (170 ratings) 1,219 clips
Documentary

Credits

You got time for a game before supper?
"You got time for a game before supper?"
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Go get your ball. I'll meet you out back.
"Go get your ball. I'll meet you out back."
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and if you do that, you're gonna be decent...
"and if you do that, you're gonna be decent..."
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That's what "Munson" will be to bowling.
"That's what "Munson" will be to bowling."
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I hope so, Dad. I want to make you proud.
"I hope so, Dad. I want to make you proud."
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He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker.
"He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker."
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Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now...
"Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now..."
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Good luck.
"Good luck."
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Big problem, my friend.
"Big problem, my friend."
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How much is it gonna cost to fix?
"How much is it gonna cost to fix?"
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Young bowler like yourself...
"Young bowler like yourself..."
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Keep 'em coming, sweets. I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you?
"Keep 'em coming, sweets. I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you?"
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That's why even we veteran bowlers work our way, tournament to tournament.
"That's why even we veteran bowlers work our way, tournament to tournament."
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We need the supplemental income.
"We need the supplemental income."
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It means "extra. "
"It means "extra. ""
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Something doesn't seem right.
"Something doesn't seem right."
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Better call them before they go to sleep. Hurry up.
"Better call them before they go to sleep. Hurry up."
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- I got it in the nose. - Here. Take it out of that.
"- I got it in the nose. - Here. Take it out of that."
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"A good month. "
""A good month. ""
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I had the entire company record 21 times.
"I had the entire company record 21 times."
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Don't do it. Let's just have six, seven drinks and go.
"Don't do it. Let's just have six, seven drinks and go."
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You guys have to forgive me.
"You guys have to forgive me."
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We've just received a PhD in stupidity. Doctor, shall we?
"We've just received a PhD in stupidity. Doctor, shall we?"
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For $700? No way.
"For $700? No way."
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You want some of the action?
"You want some of the action?"
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Come on, you chickenshits. I'm good for the money. Put up my share.
"Come on, you chickenshits. I'm good for the money. Put up my share."
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The name's not "boy. " It's Roy.
"The name's not "boy. " It's Roy."
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How'd he do that?
"How'd he do that?"
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What's the sugar for, Mr. McCracken?
"What's the sugar for, Mr. McCracken?"
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just has to face the music.
"just has to face the music."
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Let me see that hand.
"Let me see that hand."
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What are you doing? I'll pay you back, I swear to God!
"What are you doing? I'll pay you back, I swear to God!"
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Hey, Herb. How's life?
"Hey, Herb. How's life?"
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Buckets. 3, 5, 6 and 9. It's from coming in too light in the pocket...
"Buckets. 3, 5, 6 and 9. It's from coming in too light in the pocket..."
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You could tell all that from seeing me throw one strike?
"You could tell all that from seeing me throw one strike?"
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Try moving a couple of boards to the left.
"Try moving a couple of boards to the left."
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Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.
"Sweeter than Yoo-Hoo."
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Oh, wow. That's really something. What's that made out of?
"Oh, wow. That's really something. What's that made out of?"
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No. The ring, not the hand.
"No. The ring, not the hand."
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You're wasting your time. He's from way out in Brimfield.
"You're wasting your time. He's from way out in Brimfield."
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- He's Amish? - No fooling you.
"- He's Amish? - No fooling you."
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Why would a bowler need a manager?
"Why would a bowler need a manager?"
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You don't deserve a car!
"You don't deserve a car!"
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We're all out.
"We're all out."
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Well, if you want to buy some, help yourself.
"Well, if you want to buy some, help yourself."
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If the freebies are out, yeah.
"If the freebies are out, yeah."
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Five, ten, here's twenty.
"Five, ten, here's twenty."
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- Come on up. - Thanks.
"- Come on up. - Thanks."
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That will come out.
"That will come out."
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Charge me for milk, will ya? Ya lowlife.
"Charge me for milk, will ya? Ya lowlife."
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That was a brave thing you did.
"That was a brave thing you did."
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You are a hero.
"You are a hero."
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Nine out of ten times, I'd be running the other direction.
"Nine out of ten times, I'd be running the other direction."
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Besides, that coffee wasn't even hot.
"Besides, that coffee wasn't even hot."
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That will be 100 now, you prick!
"That will be 100 now, you prick!"
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Wait. Whoa. Hey, calm down.
"Wait. Whoa. Hey, calm down."
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You have every right to be angry, okay? Just take a deep breath.
"You have every right to be angry, okay? Just take a deep breath."
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Guess it's all that pumpin'.
"Guess it's all that pumpin'."
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So if I were you, I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday.
"So if I were you, I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday."
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What I mean to say is I was...
"What I mean to say is I was..."
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Why did you come here?
"Why did you come here?"
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It was our secret.
"It was our secret."
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Believe me, keeping up is not going to be a problem.
"Believe me, keeping up is not going to be a problem."
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Pa! His bed's made, but he isn't in there. He must have left.
"Pa! His bed's made, but he isn't in there. He must have left."
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We have a bull.
"We have a bull."
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The children? I wanted to help with the barn.
"The children? I wanted to help with the barn."
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Okay. All right. I mean...
"Okay. All right. I mean..."
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Brother Thomas, you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people.
"Brother Thomas, you know what it says in the Bible about not forgiving people."
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Just drop it. Right now, the only future I have...
"Just drop it. Right now, the only future I have..."
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is reshoeing Buttercup.
"is reshoeing Buttercup."
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Don't be angry with your brother.
"Don't be angry with your brother."
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I guess the angels are bowling.
"I guess the angels are bowling."
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Maybe they'll bring us a messenger.
"Maybe they'll bring us a messenger."
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They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs.
"They say it's bad for your heart, your lungs."
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Lots of cream.
"Lots of cream."
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Ten frames? That's for Quakers.
"Ten frames? That's for Quakers."
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You wouldn't stand a chance against those guys.
"You wouldn't stand a chance against those guys."
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They'll forgive you.
"They'll forgive you."
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I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere...
"I'd sooner get Munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere..."
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It's a figure of speech.
"It's a figure of speech."
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A little Roy 101.
"A little Roy 101."
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So I did good, huh?
"So I did good, huh?"
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$500."
"$500.""
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For that kind of money, you'd think you'd get two testicles.
"For that kind of money, you'd think you'd get two testicles."
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Okay. Keep your shirt on.
"Okay. Keep your shirt on."
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- No! No way! - Hey!
"- No! No way! - Hey!"
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Oh, that's cool.
"Oh, that's cool."
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So, you two are dictionary salesmen.
"So, you two are dictionary salesmen."
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Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, hey?
"Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, hey?"
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But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so bombed.
"But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so bombed."
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You get that way from ginger ale?
"You get that way from ginger ale?"
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At midnight.
"At midnight."
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And bring some money.
"And bring some money."
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Wow! Look at that!
"Wow! Look at that!"
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Are you all right, sir?
"Are you all right, sir?"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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I know you're a hustler. Can your kid play or not?
"I know you're a hustler. Can your kid play or not?"
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He can play.
"He can play."
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She's hot.
"She's hot."
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Twice.
"Twice."
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He's got a 228. You need three strikes.
"He's got a 228. You need three strikes."
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Now it's getting interesting, huh?
"Now it's getting interesting, huh?"
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There's no question farmer boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure?
"There's no question farmer boy's a fine bowler, but competing under pressure?"
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I'm sorry. Where are my manners? Does anyone else want one?
"I'm sorry. Where are my manners? Does anyone else want one?"
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Whatever.
"Whatever."
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- Come on, buddy. Bowl. - Yeah. I'm kind of nippy.
"- Come on, buddy. Bowl. - Yeah. I'm kind of nippy."
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Don't you ever pull that shit with me.
"Don't you ever pull that shit with me."
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- What the hell is that? - What?
"- What the hell is that? - What?"
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dishonor the game by betting with money you don't even have?
"dishonor the game by betting with money you don't even have?"
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- Oh, Mr. Munson! - What the hell? Get them!
"- Oh, Mr. Munson! - What the hell? Get them!"
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- I got the punk. - Where's the door?
"- I got the punk. - Where's the door?"
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- Come on. - Wait!
"- Come on. - Wait!"
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Like the kid back there. Look how...
"Like the kid back there. Look how..."
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I walked past the mall
"I walked past the mall"
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And I want them to bring back
"And I want them to bring back"
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Damn this hand!
"Damn this hand!"
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- So how about it? - I don't know how to dance.
"- So how about it? - I don't know how to dance."
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Well, it's about time you learned.
"Well, it's about time you learned."
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Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position...
"Just because you spend most of your time in a missionary position..."
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It's better that we don't like each other, since we'll be business partners.
"It's better that we don't like each other, since we'll be business partners."
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