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Clips from Friends - The One with the Blackout (S01E01)

"Wow."
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"Come on, lucky sixes."
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"Everybody, this is Paolo."
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"Paolo, I want you to meet my friends."
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"- This is Monica... - Hi."
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"...and Joey... MONICA: Hi."
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"...and Ross. MONICA: Hi."
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"[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]"
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"Ha, ha. He doesn't speak much English."
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"Monopoly."
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"Look at that."
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"So, uh..."
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"Where did, uh, Paolo come from?"
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"Italy, I think. Heh."
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"No, I mean tonight, in the building? Suddenly into our lives?"
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"The cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?"
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"That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him."
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"I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere."
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"Oh, I found him. It was Paolo's cat."
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"Ah. Well, there you go. Last to know again."
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"And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is Paolo?"
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"Oh. Paolo, this is Phoebe."
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"[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]"
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"You betcha."
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"CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right. Okay. What next?"
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"Blow a bubble. A bubble's good."
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"It's got a, uh, boyish charm. It's impish."
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"Here we go."
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"Nice going, imp."
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"Okay. It's okay. All I need to do is..."
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"...reach over and put it back in my mouth."
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"Good save. We're back on track and I'm..."
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"...chewing someone else's gum."
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"This is not my gum."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"And now you're choking."
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"Are you all right?"
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"Oh, my God. You're choking."
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"Better?"
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"Yes."
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"Thank you. That was..."
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"That was..."
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"Perfection?"
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"[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]"
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"[MIMICKING PAOLO]"
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"[RACHEL LAUGHS]"
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"What'd he say that was so funny?"
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"I have absolutely no idea."
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"That's classic."
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"My God, you guys. What am I doing?"
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"This is so un-me."
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"If you want, I'll do it."
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"I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip."
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"But I won't."
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"God. The first time he smiled at me..."
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"...those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry."
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"Did you rent mopeds?"
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"Because I've heard..."
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"Oh, it's not about that right now. Okay."
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"I know it's totally superficial, and we have nothing in common..."
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"...and we don't even speak the same language..."
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"...but, God."
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"Paolo, hi."
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"- Ross. - Listen, uh..."
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"Listen, um, heh, something you should, uh, know."
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"Rachel and I are..."
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"We're kind of a thing."
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"- Thing? - Thing. Yes, thing."
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"- You have the sex? - No."
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"No, no. Um, technically, the sex is not being had. But that's, uh..."
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"That's not the point."
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"The point is that, uh, Rachel and I should be, uh..."
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"Well, Rachel and I should be together."
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"And if you get in the, uh..."
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"- In bed? - No."
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"Ha. No, not where I was going."
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"If you get in the way of us becoming a thing..."
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"...then, uh, I would be, well, very sad."
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"Oh."
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"So do you, um?"
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"[BOTH SPEAK IN ITALIAN]"
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"- You do know a little English? - Little."
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"Do you know the word crap-weasel?"
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"No? That's funny, you are a huge crap-weasel."
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"Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this. Watch, it's easy."
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"- Ready? - Mm-hm."
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"Okay? Now try it."
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"You gotta whip it."
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"Look, look. The last candle's about to burn out."
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"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
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"...minus 46, minus 47, minus 48..."
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"ROSS: Thank you. MONICA: Thanks."
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"ROSS: Kind of spooky without any lights."
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"[JOEY LAUGHS MANIACALLY]"
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"[ALL LAUGH MANIACALLY]"
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"ROSS: Okay, guys, I have the definitive one."
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"[ROSS LAUGHS MANIACALLY]"
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"[GROANS]"
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"Uh, Ross..."
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"This probably isn't the best time to bring it up..."
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"...but you have to throw a party for Monica."
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"- This has been fun. - Yes."
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"Yes. Thanks for, uh, letting me use your phone..."
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"...and for saving my life."
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"Well, goodbye, Chandler."
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"I had a great blackout."
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"See you."
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"Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457. And I don't know if you got any of that..."
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"...but I would really like a copy of the tape."
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