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Short Films 2015 12 min 1,845 clips
Sci-Fi Short Drama
Cast
Thiago Lopes Profile IMDb
Abel Xavier Profile IMDb
Directors
Lucas Ogasawara Profile IMDb
Marcelo Silva Profile IMDb
having civilians with zero security clearance in this facility is...
"having civilians with zero security clearance in this facility is..."
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than my entire administration.
"than my entire administration."
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I dunno if I wanna do it now. She's being so mean.
"I dunno if I wanna do it now. She's being so mean."
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- If he leaves, I leave. We're a team. - Stop it.
"- If he leaves, I leave. We're a team. - Stop it."
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Of course, Mr. President.
"Of course, Mr. President."
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So have we made any progress, Colonel?
"So have we made any progress, Colonel?"
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We now understand the entities that attacked us were made of energy.
"We now understand the entities that attacked us were made of energy."
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Michael's a robot!
"Michael's a robot!"
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I think maybe the extraterrestrials took what they saw in the orbiter
"I think maybe the extraterrestrials took what they saw in the orbiter"
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And then sent these light creatures back at us.
"And then sent these light creatures back at us."
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Maybe.
"Maybe."
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Oh, he didn't like it though.
"Oh, he didn't like it though."
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But they calm down pretty quick
"But they calm down pretty quick"
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Is that how you got into the Mississippi Institute of Technology?
"Is that how you got into the Mississippi Institute of Technology?"
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I was very happy drinking and crying by myself.
"I was very happy drinking and crying by myself."
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I so regret trying to kiss you.
"I so regret trying to kiss you."
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I would kiss the guy in the yacht 100 times before I kissed you.
"I would kiss the guy in the yacht 100 times before I kissed you."
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- Moving on. - Yeah.
"- Moving on. - Yeah."
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We have begun instructing the Navy SEAL task force
"We have begun instructing the Navy SEAL task force"
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PORTER: What do we train for? SEALS: War!
"PORTER: What do we train for? SEALS: War!"
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- Why do we fight? - To win!
"- Why do we fight? - To win!"
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Perhaps our new expert advisors would like to say a few words to the SEALs.
"Perhaps our new expert advisors would like to say a few words to the SEALs."
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Men, you have served this nation with distinction,
"Men, you have served this nation with distinction,"
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defeating every enemy they've thrown at you.
"defeating every enemy they've thrown at you."
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Brenner?
"Brenner?"
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- I couldn't get a babysitter. - Oh.
"- I couldn't get a babysitter. - Oh."
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The President has brought in these two civilian Arcaders
"The President has brought in these two civilian Arcaders"
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who we are required to listen to
"who we are required to listen to"
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for 120 seconds,
"for 120 seconds,"
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- You can do this. - Uh, no.
"- You can do this. - Uh, no."
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...now!
"...now!"
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We know how to do this. They don't. Just act the part.
"We know how to do this. They don't. Just act the part."
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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How are you? Hey, thank you, General Zod, for that beautiful intro.
"How are you? Hey, thank you, General Zod, for that beautiful intro."
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Hey, uh, fellas. Good to see you.
"Hey, uh, fellas. Good to see you."
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Um...
"Um..."
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Let me introduce myself. My name is Sam Brenner.
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Sam Brenner."
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And this is the Wonder Kid, also known as...
"And this is the Wonder Kid, also known as..."
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Your worst nightmare!
"Your worst nightmare!"
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Looks to me, Brenner,
"Looks to me, Brenner,"
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like someone forgot to send us the best of the best.
"like someone forgot to send us the best of the best."
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Oops.
"Oops."
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And instead, dropped off a bunch of incontinent,
"And instead, dropped off a bunch of incontinent,"
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adult diaper-wearing,
"adult diaper-wearing,"
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candy-assed, cries-himself-to-sleep,
"candy-assed, cries-himself-to-sleep,"
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What am I lookin' at right now?
"What am I lookin' at right now?"
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Are you guys soldiers? Or the cast of Magic Mike?
"Are you guys soldiers? Or the cast of Magic Mike?"
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From now on,
"From now on,"
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you maggots, you little girl maggots...
"you maggots, you little girl maggots..."
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Whatever the hell the female form of maggot is.
"Whatever the hell the female form of maggot is."
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Magina?
"Magina?"
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You magina!
"You magina!"
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When you magina poop your pants,
"When you magina poop your pants,"
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you're gonna be thinking of me!
"you're gonna be thinking of me!"
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In your pants!
"In your pants!"
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(LAUGHING)
"(LAUGHING)"
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Do you feel me, sailor?
"Do you feel me, sailor?"
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You gorgeous specimen of what God can make!
"You gorgeous specimen of what God can make!"
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Do you feel me?
"Do you feel me?"
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I can't move.
"I can't move."
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- Did I do good? - You did awful.
"- Did I do good? - You did awful."
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Sit down.
"Sit down."
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Sorry about that, everybody.
"Sorry about that, everybody."
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I know it's weird.
"I know it's weird."
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Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses.
"Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses."
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But the truth is we've been training.
"But the truth is we've been training."
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I learned a lot of big words at the dorm-room drug parties.
"I learned a lot of big words at the dorm-room drug parties."
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All of it's been meaningless in all areas of our life.
"All of it's been meaningless in all areas of our life."
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So we're hopin' you guys can forget about us bein' civilian morons,
"So we're hopin' you guys can forget about us bein' civilian morons,"
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That is to destroy every rock and every saucer.
"That is to destroy every rock and every saucer."
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That's why I recommend stayin' in the middle.
"That's why I recommend stayin' in the middle."
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Just 'cause you see a hammer doesn't mean grab it.
"Just 'cause you see a hammer doesn't mean grab it."
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Every 10,000 points, you get another triangle ship.
"Every 10,000 points, you get another triangle ship."
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That's a good thing.
"That's a good thing."
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He's still the master.
"He's still the master."
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What? Too much? Well, you know what?
"What? Too much? Well, you know what?"
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You're really not gonna like what I do with the rainbow sprinkles.
"You're really not gonna like what I do with the rainbow sprinkles."
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Here comes the sprinkle monster!
"Here comes the sprinkle monster!"
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- (GROWLING) - (CHUCKLING)
"- (GROWLING) - (CHUCKLING)"
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Mr. President.
"Mr. President."
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(MUFFLED) Yes, Jennifer.
"(MUFFLED) Yes, Jennifer."
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We just received an alien transmission from the "Where's the Beef?" lady.
"We just received an alien transmission from the "Where's the Beef?" lady."
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First of all, she asked where the beef was.
"First of all, she asked where the beef was."
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5130' 29" latitude. 09' 42" longitude.
"5130' 29" latitude. 09' 42" longitude."
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(GRUNTS)
"(GRUNTS)"
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Clear the area!
"Clear the area!"
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The lot of ya, come on! Move it!
"The lot of ya, come on! Move it!"
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I said, move it!
"I said, move it!"
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We're Americans.
"We're Americans."
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Our Navy SEALs were given permission by your government
"Our Navy SEALs were given permission by your government"
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to prepare for an extraterrestrial invasion,
"to prepare for an extraterrestrial invasion,"
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which we believe will occur at these coordinates in approximately 60 minutes.
"which we believe will occur at these coordinates in approximately 60 minutes."
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that, man? Why'd you lie to him?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that, man? Why'd you lie to him?"
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I'm trying not to cause total panic, Yank.
"I'm trying not to cause total panic, Yank."
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(SIRENS BLARING)
"(SIRENS BLARING)"
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Madam Prime Minister, I can't thank you enough for your cooperation on this.
"Madam Prime Minister, I can't thank you enough for your cooperation on this."
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Well, I trust with the concord of our powers
"Well, I trust with the concord of our powers"
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to the fractious firmament from whence they came!
"to the fractious firmament from whence they came!"
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I know, right?
"I know, right?"
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Bang on!
"Bang on!"
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(CHUCKLING)
"(CHUCKLING)"
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(SOFTLY) No idea what she just said.
"(SOFTLY) No idea what she just said."
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I just wanna touch it.
"I just wanna touch it."
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Easy with those light cannons, gentlemen. We don't have any backups.
"Easy with those light cannons, gentlemen. We don't have any backups."
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We had no way to field-test them, sir.
"We had no way to field-test them, sir."
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But our computer models show a great likelihood of effectiveness.
"But our computer models show a great likelihood of effectiveness."
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"Great likelihood"? You're sending my men into battle with untested ordnance?
""Great likelihood"? You're sending my men into battle with untested ordnance?"
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Just remember who you're talking to, missy.
"Just remember who you're talking to, missy."
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HILL: All right!
"HILL: All right!"
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Hey, Colonel. Don't worry. They're gonna work.
"Hey, Colonel. Don't worry. They're gonna work."
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His critics say, "Nothing."
"His critics say, "Nothing.""
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No, because I'm the sprinkle monster!
"No, because I'm the sprinkle monster!"
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(COOPER CHUCKLING ON TV)
"(COOPER CHUCKLING ON TV)"
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- Let's put that on pause, Sean. - Thank you.
"- Let's put that on pause, Sean. - Thank you."
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- Turn it off. - (CLEARS THROAT)
"- Turn it off. - (CLEARS THROAT)"
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Apologies, Will.
"Apologies, Will."
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Just wanted to spend some quality time with the wife.
"Just wanted to spend some quality time with the wife."
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so I took him to one of those, um, do-it-yourself pottery studios.
"so I took him to one of those, um, do-it-yourself pottery studios."
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And he made me a "World's Sexiest Prime Minister" coffee mug.
"And he made me a "World's Sexiest Prime Minister" coffee mug."
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Well, maybe he sees somethin' that nobody else does, you know. (CHUCKLES)
"Well, maybe he sees somethin' that nobody else does, you know. (CHUCKLES)"
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