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Short Films 2015 12 min 1,845 clips
Sci-Fi Short Drama

Credits

or a dorm-room drug party?
"or a dorm-room drug party?"
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Our nation has just been attacked by an unknown military force.
"Our nation has just been attacked by an unknown military force."
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If this gets out to the press that we're pinning the blame
"If this gets out to the press that we're pinning the blame"
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on some old computer game,
"on some old computer game,"
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they'll not only mock you in the news, Mr. President, they'd impeach you!
"they'll not only mock you in the news, Mr. President, they'd impeach you!"
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So I suggest the man in the orange shorts leave the room immediately.
"So I suggest the man in the orange shorts leave the room immediately."
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Sorry, everybody. (STAMMERS)
"Sorry, everybody. (STAMMERS)"
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Generals and Admirals.
"Generals and Admirals."
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Guys in suits.
"Guys in suits."
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Zac Efron.
"Zac Efron."
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Gandalf,
"Gandalf,"
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and Harry Potter in the same room.
"and Harry Potter in the same room."
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Grandpa, we'll see you around the, uh, nursing home.
"Grandpa, we'll see you around the, uh, nursing home."
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Oh, uh, the sandwich guy is here.
"Oh, uh, the sandwich guy is here."
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That's the second straight inning where Washington has led off with a single.
"That's the second straight inning where Washington has led off with a single."
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COMMENTATOR 2: They're talking about how he's standing straight up over the plate.
"COMMENTATOR 2: They're talking about how he's standing straight up over the plate."
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That seems to be working out for him,
"That seems to be working out for him,"
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COMMENTATOR 1: First pitch taken outside for a ball, 1-0,
"COMMENTATOR 1: First pitch taken outside for a ball, 1-0,"
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- Brenner! - (SCREAMS)
"- Brenner! - (SCREAMS)"
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(GROANING)
"(GROANING)"
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What's your problem, dude?
"What's your problem, dude?"
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No, Brenner, no, no, no!
"No, Brenner, no, no, no!"
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Stop! It's me! It's me! It's Ludlow! It's Ludlow.
"Stop! It's me! It's me! It's Ludlow! It's Ludlow."
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- What is that? - This is moisturizer.
"- What is that? - This is moisturizer."
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Show me what that is.
"Show me what that is."
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Chloroform?
"Chloroform?"
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Is that what that says?
"Is that what that says?"
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You were gonna drug me?
"You were gonna drug me?"
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Because the CIA has been tapping my phones
"Because the CIA has been tapping my phones"
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Ludlow, it is you!
"Ludlow, it is you!"
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- Hi, buddy! Let me look at you! - Hey! Good to see you, my boy!
"- Hi, buddy! Let me look at you! - Hey! Good to see you, my boy!"
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How are you? My goodness! Look at you!
"How are you? My goodness! Look at you!"
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- Good. - But seriously, Brenner.
"- Good. - But seriously, Brenner."
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There's something I have to show you.
"There's something I have to show you."
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And let's just say
"And let's just say"
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(WHISPERING) it's a game changer.
"(WHISPERING) it's a game changer."
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LUDLOW: You're the first guest I've had here. Voluntarily.
"LUDLOW: You're the first guest I've had here. Voluntarily."
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things might just play out a little bit differently.
"things might just play out a little bit differently."
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A book written and illustrated by Ludlow Lamonsoff.
"A book written and illustrated by Ludlow Lamonsoff."
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Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy."
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(GASPS)
"(GASPS)"
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You should sell that at Barnes & Unstable.
"You should sell that at Barnes & Unstable."
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I have eight others.
"I have eight others."
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Why am I here right now? Why did you try to roofie me?
"Why am I here right now? Why did you try to roofie me?"
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- Right. Thank you for reminding me. - Uh-huh.
"- Right. Thank you for reminding me. - Uh-huh."
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Okay. Follow me.
"Okay. Follow me."
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Earlier today, our military base in Guam was attacked by this guy, Galaga.
"Earlier today, our military base in Guam was attacked by this guy, Galaga."
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Baubau was terribly frightened,
"Baubau was terribly frightened,"
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so I hacked into the government's servers to assure Baubau that everything was okay.
"so I hacked into the government's servers to assure Baubau that everything was okay."
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But you know what?
"But you know what?"
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- What? - Everything was not okay.
"- What? - Everything was not okay."
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Did you get me some diet root beer while you were out?
"Did you get me some diet root beer while you were out?"
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She's still a character after all those years.
"She's still a character after all those years."
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Oh, what happened? Oh, I remember now.
"Oh, what happened? Oh, I remember now."
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You cracker!
"You cracker!"
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So look, I know that sometimes people think of me as a bit of a conspiracy nut.
"So look, I know that sometimes people think of me as a bit of a conspiracy nut."
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Right.
"Right."
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But sometimes, Brenner, sometimes
"But sometimes, Brenner, sometimes"
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the conspiracies are real.
"the conspiracies are real."
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Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately?
"Have you been playing Space Invaders a lot lately?"
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'Cause you're invading my space. Back up.
"'Cause you're invading my space. Back up."
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Brenner, do you remember when we were children,
"Brenner, do you remember when we were children,"
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and we played in that video game championship?
"and we played in that video game championship?"
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Do you remember how there was a tape of the event
"Do you remember how there was a tape of the event"
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I have reason to believe that some alien life force found that tape
"I have reason to believe that some alien life force found that tape"
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and has sent down real-life versions of what they saw
"and has sent down real-life versions of what they saw"
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to attack us.
"to attack us."
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Brenner, I spent the day on 4chan
"Brenner, I spent the day on 4chan"
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I came up absolutely empty.
"I came up absolutely empty."
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So then, as a distraction, I got up
"So then, as a distraction, I got up"
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to try to watch an episode of One Tree Hill that I recorded on my VCR last night.
"to try to watch an episode of One Tree Hill that I recorded on my VCR last night."
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Because the government spies on us through our cable boxes, Brenner.
"Because the government spies on us through our cable boxes, Brenner."
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And you don't want them to see you dancin' around
"And you don't want them to see you dancin' around"
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In the middle of the UHF broadcast,
"In the middle of the UHF broadcast,"
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something peculiar interrupted Sophia Bush's sexy shenanigans.
"something peculiar interrupted Sophia Bush's sexy shenanigans."
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Inhabitants of Earth,
"Inhabitants of Earth,"
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we are a race from the planet Volula.
"we are a race from the planet Volula."
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We accept your offer to compete in winner-take-all battles.
"We accept your offer to compete in winner-take-all battles."
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The winner takes the loser's planet.
"The winner takes the loser's planet."
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And for our victory, we have taken a trophy.
"And for our victory, we have taken a trophy."
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I'm okay, Mama.
"I'm okay, Mama."
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Losing both will lead to the total destruction of your planet.
"Losing both will lead to the total destruction of your planet."
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(VOICE DISTORTING) at coordinates 27 24' 79".
"(VOICE DISTORTING) at coordinates 27 24' 79"."
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(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
"(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)"
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Okay, I got lost about halfway through.
"Okay, I got lost about halfway through."
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Why does Madonna wanna take over our planet?
"Why does Madonna wanna take over our planet?"
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of us playing video games in 1982
"of us playing video games in 1982"
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was a declaration of war.
"was a declaration of war."
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Lud, listen.
"Lud, listen."
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You helped unscramble my Cinemax when we were kids.
"You helped unscramble my Cinemax when we were kids."
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I think you can call me Chewie.
"I think you can call me Chewie."
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What do they mean by three lives? What is that?
"What do they mean by three lives? What is that?"
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- Put it back on the desk. - LUDLOW: Fair enough.
"- Put it back on the desk. - LUDLOW: Fair enough."
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We lost the first one, Galaga.
"We lost the first one, Galaga."
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Two more losses and...
"Two more losses and..."
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Now, assuming that...
"Now, assuming that..."
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- You know what, that's not happening. - Fair enough.
"- You know what, that's not happening. - Fair enough."
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Assuming that Alien Madonna's numbers are actually latitude and longitude,
"Assuming that Alien Madonna's numbers are actually latitude and longitude,"
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then we can safely assume that the next attack should happen somewhere
"then we can safely assume that the next attack should happen somewhere"
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in Northern India tonight.
"in Northern India tonight."
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If you can get your guys from the NSA to clean up the signal,
"If you can get your guys from the NSA to clean up the signal,"
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based off a video that looks like it was made by a couple high school kids.
"based off a video that looks like it was made by a couple high school kids."
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The whole country thinks I'm a buffoon right now as it is.
"The whole country thinks I'm a buffoon right now as it is."
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Look, I can't risk it, Brenner. I just can't!
"Look, I can't risk it, Brenner. I just can't!"
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Yes, almost three.
"Yes, almost three."
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...and I think we have something very special.
"...and I think we have something very special."
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Will you marry me?
"Will you marry me?"
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(SCREAMING)
"(SCREAMING)"
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It's probably better that there's only an even six Wonders of the World now.
"It's probably better that there's only an even six Wonders of the World now."
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You know what? I get it. I screwed up.
"You know what? I get it. I screwed up."
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It won't happen again. Shut up.
"It won't happen again. Shut up."
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Good morning, Mr. President.
"Good morning, Mr. President."
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What's Radio Shack Robbie doing here? And this other
"What's Radio Shack Robbie doing here? And this other"
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fella.
"fella."
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Hi. Ludlow Lamonsoff.
"Hi. Ludlow Lamonsoff."
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We've actually met before, but you wouldn't remember
"We've actually met before, but you wouldn't remember"
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(SNIFFS) You smell so nice, like the Book of Genesis.
"(SNIFFS) You smell so nice, like the Book of Genesis."
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Mr. Lamonsoff and Mr. Brenner
"Mr. Lamonsoff and Mr. Brenner"
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have agreed to share their video game expertise with you and your team.
"have agreed to share their video game expertise with you and your team."
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Happy to do it.
"Happy to do it."
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