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Clips from Spaceballs

Movies 1987 96 min ★ 7.1/10 (229,838 ratings) 1,069 clips
Adventure Sci-Fi Comedy

Credits

- Colonel Sandurz! - What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
"- Colonel Sandurz! - What is it, Sergeant Ricco?"
Spaceballs
You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
"You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir."
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You're really a Spaceball.
"You're really a Spaceball."
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- Have you notified Lord Helmet? - Yes, sir. He's on his way.
"- Have you notified Lord Helmet? - Yes, sir. He's on his way."
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Make way for Dark Helmet.
"Make way for Dark Helmet."
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All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet.
"All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet."
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I can't breathe in this thing!
"I can't breathe in this thing!"
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- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir. - Good.
"- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir. - Good."
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I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob.
"I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob."
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What?
"What?"
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You went over my helmet?
"You went over my helmet?"
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Not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side.
"Not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side."
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I'll always call you first. It'll never happen again. Never, ever!
"I'll always call you first. It'll never happen again. Never, ever!"
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Oh, shit!
"Oh, shit!"
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No, no, no, no! No, no!
"No, no, no, no! No, no!"
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Please, please, please! No, no, not that!
"Please, please, please! No, no, not that!"
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Yes, that.
"Yes, that."
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We have it on the radar screen. Shall I punch it up for you?
"We have it on the radar screen. Shall I punch it up for you?"
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- Nah, I'll do it myself. - Very good, sir.
"- Nah, I'll do it myself. - Very good, sir."
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No, sir. We call it... Mr Coffee.
"No, sir. We call it... Mr Coffee."
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Care for some?
"Care for some?"
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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- I always have coffee when I watch radar. - Of course.
"- I always have coffee when I watch radar. - Of course."
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- Everybody knows that. - Of course we do, sir.
"- Everybody knows that. - Of course we do, sir."
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Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar.
"Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar."
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There it is. Planet Druidia.
"There it is. Planet Druidia."
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And under the air shield 10,000 years of fresh air.
"And under the air shield 10,000 years of fresh air."
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- We must get through the shield. - We will, sir.
"- We must get through the shield. - We will, sir."
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thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball.
"thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball."
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Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, cos it's gonna be a short honeymoon.
"Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, cos it's gonna be a short honeymoon."
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Hot! Too hot!
"Hot! Too hot!"
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Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day.
"Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day."
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- No. Where's my droid of honour? - Oh, dear, yes! Where's Dot?
"- No. Where's my droid of honour? - Oh, dear, yes! Where's Dot?"
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Dot!
"Dot!"
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Oh, thank God.
"Oh, thank God."
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- Where have you been? - Here I am.
"- Where have you been? - Here I am."
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Sorry. I had to make a pit stop.
"Sorry. I had to make a pit stop."
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I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil.
"I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil."
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All right, people. It's magic time.
"All right, people. It's magic time."
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Right, everyone starting on the left foot.
"Right, everyone starting on the left foot."
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- Daddy, that's your right foot. - It's too late. Keep going.
"- Daddy, that's your right foot. - It's too late. Keep going."
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Daddy?
"Daddy?"
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- Must I go through with this? - I'm sorry, my dear. You have to.
"- Must I go through with this? - I'm sorry, my dear. You have to."
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But, Daddy?
"But, Daddy?"
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I don't love him.
"I don't love him."
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I'm sorry, Vespa. He's the last prince left in the galaxy.
"I'm sorry, Vespa. He's the last prince left in the galaxy."
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this most joyous occasion
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this most joyous occasion"
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to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland,
"to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland,"
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going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!
"going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!"
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Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!
"Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!"
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Hey, wait! You forgot to get married.
"Hey, wait! You forgot to get married."
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Will you stop?
"Will you stop?"
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- What are you doing? - No questions, Dot. Get in!
"- What are you doing? - No questions, Dot. Get in!"
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Where is she going?! Where is she going?
"Where is she going?! Where is she going?"
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Come ba...
"Come ba..."
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Barf...
"Barf..."
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Barf.
"Barf."
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Ba-arf!
"Ba-arf!"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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- What can I do you for? - Where you been?
"- What can I do you for? - Where you been?"
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- Grabbin' a snack. Want some? - No.
"- Grabbin' a snack. Want some? - No."
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- Little hair of the dog? - No! Listen, answer that for me.
"- Little hair of the dog? - No! Listen, answer that for me."
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- Will you watch that? - Oh, sorry.
"- Will you watch that? - Oh, sorry."
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I'll just throw on your audio. That way they won't see you.
"I'll just throw on your audio. That way they won't see you."
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Sorry, wrong switch.
"Sorry, wrong switch."
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No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not what I want.
"No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not what I want."
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It's what he wants.
"It's what he wants."
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Pizza The Hutt!
"Pizza The Hutt!"
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Well, if it isn't Lone Starr
"Well, if it isn't Lone Starr"
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and his sidekick, Puke.
"and his sidekick, Puke."
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- That's Barf. - Barf, Puke, whatever!
"- That's Barf. - Barf, Puke, whatever!"
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- Where's my money? - Don't worry. You'll have it by next week.
"- Where's my money? - Don't worry. You'll have it by next week."
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No, no. I gotta have it by tomorrow.
"No, no. I gotta have it by tomorrow."
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A hundred thousand?
"A hundred thousand?"
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No way! You forgot late charges,
"No way! You forgot late charges,"
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which brings it up to, uh... one million space bucks.
"which brings it up to, uh... one million space bucks."
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A million?! That's unfair.
"A million?! That's unfair."
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but not to the pay-ee.
"but not to the pay-ee."
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or else.
"or else."
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- Or else what? - Tell him, Vinnie.
"- Or else what? - Tell him, Vinnie."
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Or else Pizza
"Or else Pizza"
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is gonna send out for you.
"is gonna send out for you."
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You're delicious.
"You're delicious."
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Ciao, boys.
"Ciao, boys."
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Can we talk?
"Can we talk?"
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OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill.
"OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill."
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But you could've married him for your father, then had a headache for 25 years.
"But you could've married him for your father, then had a headache for 25 years."
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Will you turn that thing off?
"Will you turn that thing off?"
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What?
"What?"
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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I was saying, do you realise what you've done?
"I was saying, do you realise what you've done?"
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Yes! And I'm glad.
"Yes! And I'm glad."
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Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad.
"Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad."
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I wonder if she's glad.
"I wonder if she's glad."
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Don't be ridiculous!
"Don't be ridiculous!"
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As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers
"As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers"
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that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever.
"that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever."
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Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumour myself.
"Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumour myself."
Spaceballs
Yes, thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Yes, bye.
"Yes, thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Yes, bye."
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Shithead!
"Shithead!"
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President Skroob?
"President Skroob?"
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Yes?
"Yes?"
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This is Central Control. Commanderette Zircon speaking, sir.
"This is Central Control. Commanderette Zircon speaking, sir."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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- And Spaceball One is closing in on her. - Good, good.
"- And Spaceball One is closing in on her. - Good, good."
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We have both ships coming up on the Teledar, sir, if you wish to observe.
"We have both ships coming up on the Teledar, sir, if you wish to observe."
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- I'll be down immediately. - Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
"- I'll be down immediately. - Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?"
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I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
"I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?"
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It was wonderful.
"It was wonderful."
Spaceballs
All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on "Star Trek".
"All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on "Star Trek"."
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Snotty!
"Snotty!"
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Great beasties! His head!
"Great beasties! His head!"
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- It's on backwards! - Well, this is terrible! Do something!
"- It's on backwards! - Well, this is terrible! Do something!"
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I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a micro-converter malfunction.
"I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a micro-converter malfunction."
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Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
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Hold on, sir. We'll try to reverse the beam.
"Hold on, sir. We'll try to reverse the beam."
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Lock one. Lock two. Lock three.
"Lock one. Lock two. Lock three."
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Loch Lomond.
"Loch Lomond."
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Are you all right, Mr President?
"Are you all right, Mr President?"
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Fine, fine, no thanks to you.
"Fine, fine, no thanks to you."
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