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Clips from WKRP in Cincinnati - Turkeys Away (S01E01)

"Nope. No?"
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"No, they said that giving away turkeys wasn't their idea of news."
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"They'll be sorry. This event's gonna set the town on its ear."
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"you should let us know some of the details?"
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"You get out there and take care of the shopping center."
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"-Travis, take care of everything here at the station. -Where are you gonna be?"
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"Ooh, I'll be around. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Uh, Big Guy, I--"
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"but you can always count on me."
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"By the way, where will I be? I want you right there with me."
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"Listen, man. You have any idea what's going on?"
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"Nope. But in five minutes, we're gonna find out what's happening."
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"- What do you suppose he's up to? - Carlson? I don't know."
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"You should have been here for the big wig promotion."
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"- What happened? - Well,"
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"uh, naturally, it didn't work."
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"And we ended up with a warehouse full of wigs."
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"Carlson-- [ Laughs ]"
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"- Say what? - Well, the Red Cross called out,"
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"you know, for, uh, blankets, clothes-- anything."
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"quake victims stumbling through the rubble,"
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"all looking like Dolly Parton."
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"Uh, always."
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"Les, you still there?"
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"I don't know where Carlson is. But we're coming to you right after this record, okay?"
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"[ Les ] Okay, no problem. I can handle it."
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"Okay. Real close. ** [ Rock ]"
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"and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene..."
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"This is Les Nessman, your man on the scene here at the Pinedale Shopping Center,"
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"where the excitement is mounting."
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"turkey Thanksgiving giveaway."
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"Hey, you got permission to be out here? What?"
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"You're blocking my store here, buddy."
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"Don't you know who I am? Uh-uh."
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"I'm Les Nessman. I won the Buckeye Newshawk award last year."
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"I'm sorry. Creep."
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"in Thanksgiving Day history."
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"All we know for sure is that in a very few moments,"
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"there are going to be a lot of happy people out here."
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"Now the crowd is-- [ Helicopter Whirring ]"
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"The crowd is, uh, curious but well-behaved."
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"And I think I hear something now. [ Helicopter Approaching ]"
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"Oh, yes. I can see it now. It's a--"
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"I-It's a helicopter."
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"- And it's coming this way. - A helicopter?"
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"It's flying something behind it. I can't quite make it out."
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"What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight."
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"The copter seems to be circling the parking area now."
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"No, something just came out of the back of the helicopter."
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"It's a-- a dark object. Uh--"
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"Perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only 2,000 feet into the air."
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"There's a second and a third."
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"I can't tell just yet what they are, but--"
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"Oh, no! Johnny, can you get this?"
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"Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes!"
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"One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Johnny, this is terrible."
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"The crowd is running around pushing each other. Oh, my goodness!"
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"[ Helicopter Circling Overhead ] All the people are running about."
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"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement."
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"I think I'm going to step inside."
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"Oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this."
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"I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny."
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"The crowd-- [ Silence ]"
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"Les isn't there."
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"Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les."
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"And, um, for those of you who just tuned in,"
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"Film at 11:00."
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"Yeah. No, mis-- Look, Mr. Mayor,"
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"yes, there was some damage, sir, but no one was hurt."
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"Yes. Uh, good-bye."
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"Because it's Mr. Carlson's station."
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"Look, now listen. Mr. Carlson was here at WKRP when we were just kids."
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"And I'll bet you he's gonna be here long after we're all moved on."
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"Look, we're the young ones."
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"Now, Mr. Carlson, he-- Well, he's just Mr. Carlson."
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"- It should have worked. - Mr. Carlson, can I help you?"
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"Uh, what's it like to ride in a helicopter?"
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"Mr. Carlson, could I get you a cup of coffee?"
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"Uh, no, thank you, Jennifer. We agreed. Hmm?"
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"No. No, I don't suppose there has."
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"I planned this thing right down to the last detail. It was perfect!"
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"Where'd you get those birds?"
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"- Les! Are you okay? - I don't know."
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"A man and his two children tried to kill me."
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"After the turkeys hit the pavement,"
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"I had to jam myself into a phone booth."
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"Now it gets strange. Yeah, right."
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"I really don't know how to describe it."
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"It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack."
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"As God is my witness,"
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"** [ Rock ]"
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"** [ Man Singing, Indistinct ]"
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"** [ Continues ]"
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"** [ Ends ]"
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"[ Mews ]"
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"* In Cincinnati *"
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"Just all part of my job. Well, nobody does it better."
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"Fine. Just fine. Ah."
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"WKRP."
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"and look around, maybe review the troops."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Anything else? No, that-that's about it."
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"Morning, Mr. Carlson. You wanted to see me?"
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"- Well, everything's fine. - Oh, listen."
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"I get that answer from everybody around here. "Oh, no problem.""
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"Well, do you think the Indians are gonna attack?"
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"I think we're on the right track. Ah."
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"Uh, well, then again, you-- Well, let-let me put it this way."
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"That's not good enough, Travis."
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"I mean, I sit in here all day, you know, at the helm, as you say,"
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"Look, I took this job originally..."
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"'cause I figured Carlson was like me--"
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"Yeah, well, get in line. Hmm? Oh, surely."
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"Carlson, right? What's got into him, man?"
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"A--"
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"Well, it looks like this thing might work out for Carlson after all."
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"I had to do some pretty fast talking, let me tell you."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, no. Thank you."
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"I think we ought to review our assignments. Les, you have those remote lines?"
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"Les? Yes, sir?"
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