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Clips from Family Guy - This Little Piggy (S13E13)

"You sang that whole song about it."
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"We bumped you right up to the top of the donor list."
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"Which means there's a father of three in Nebraska"
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"who now has a very little chance"
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"of receiving one within the next 24 hours."
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"So feel good about that."
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"Now, who wanted the brain?"
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""And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain,"
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"he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.""
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"You just happen to be the offspring of a generation"
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"Everybody's always getting an award."
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"Uh, what's that bowl that says "good boy"?"
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"You know, that was our old dog's dish."
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"I-I was just putting this cake in my purse for a friend."
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"Listen, you probably get asked this all the time,"
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"I've never even been in a picture before."
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"Well, I don't just shoot school events."
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"My real passion is discovering talent like yours."
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"Really? You think I could model?"
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"Sure. You've got a great look."
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"Wow, me being a model!"
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"I mean, I guess crazier things have happened."
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"Heh-hoo!"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Rocky Dennis the Menace."
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"What the hell?"
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"My wife said I'm not allowed to get mad at you anymore."
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"All right, see you later. Where are you off to?"
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"Actually, I met a photographer at Stewie's school yesterday,"
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"and he wants me to model for him."
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"Lois, please send these back to the factory."
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"I believe they're defective. Oh, my God, Peter,"
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"It was the easiest way"
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"You know, it would be nice"
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"if you guys believed in me just once."
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"You're being terrible parents."
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"Even worse than John Edwards."
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"Your mama has cancer."
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"You know, Brian, I gave some thought"
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"to what you said the other day, and I realized you're right."
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"Moving to the purple room is not an achievement."
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"Stewie, what are you doing here?"
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"I asked Peter to read my manuscript,"
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"Anyway, you got me thinking."
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"I've spent my entire life in that ivory tower,"
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"That's why I got this."
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"I'm gonna take a year off, hit the open road"
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"and live life to the fullest."
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"You're a baby."
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"How'd you afford a car?"
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"Don't worry, I got a great price on it."
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"You know how good I am at making a deal."
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"with a paper clip and rouge in their purse."
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"Ooh, ooh! Monty, Monty!"
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"Paper clip and rouge! Paper clip and rouge!"
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"Why do you have rouge?"
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"I don't know, it's been in the purse for ages."
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"Why do you have a purse?"
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"For the paper clips and rouge, you idiot!"
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"What are you gonna buy with that $50?"
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"Purses and rouge!"
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"Sorry to use your bathroom so much."
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"I'm just really nervous."
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"You have nothing to be nervous about."
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"Which would you prefer?"
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"Can we play both?"
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"Well, that was a stupid idea."
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"But you... you were phenomenal."
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"You really think so?"
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"Here, have a look."
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"Wait, Ben... are they all of my feet?"
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"a lot of people will pay good money for pictures of sexy feet."
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"But when you asked me to model,"
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"I thought you meant real modeling."
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"Come on, it could be great."
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"Like Charles Barkley."
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"You have nice "feetses.""
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"I want to put 'em both in my mouth"
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"and then make a slapping sound on my bald head with 'em."
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"* Into the midnight sun... *"
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"Meg, why are you home so early?"
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"Yeah, I thought you were doing your modeling thing."
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"I was."
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"But what... what's happening here?"
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"but this is why we've been married as long as we have."
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"We do things together."
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"No, it does not."
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"Now, tell us fast about your nonsense,"
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"so I can plow your mother on the staircase."
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"Yeah, what kind of photo shoot was it?"
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"Did they take a picture of you eating a whole pizza pie"
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"next to an astonished chef?"
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"Actually, Evan thinks I'm a natural"
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"and that I'm gonna be a huge success."
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"You, famous?"
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"Your only chance at fame would've been"
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"Well, of course I respect my father. He's a vet."
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"Not that kind of vet."
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"So, where exactly are we going anyway?"
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"Brian, I think the road has a way of telling you"
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"where you're going."
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"There."
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"The road has spoken."
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"Huh, that actually sounds kind of fun."
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"See, Brian?"
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"Why don't we show our visitors how we sing what we see, y'all?"
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"Car?"
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"Oh, good, Meg, you're here."
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"Grab a pair of dirty socks and meet me by the tub of dead mice."
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"Actually, Evan, I've been thinking about this,"
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"and I'm not sure being a foot-fetish model is for me."
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"What?"
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"You're an overnight sensation."
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"And none of them got past the fourth picture."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Oh..."
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"They love you."
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""Who is this?""
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""She's beautiful.""
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"A bunch of anti-Muslim stuff."
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""Great feet.""
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