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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Three Directors (S16E16)

"Anyway, our next director is Wes Anderson,"
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"a guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie"
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"and woke up in a greeting card."
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"Mmm."
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"Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum."
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"On a March day, with a temperature of 64 degrees,"
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"my father lost his position"
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"with the Pawtucket Brothers Brewery Company,"
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"near our village in central Quahogia."
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"Needless to say, it would change our lives forever."
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"What does it say? I can't read spaghetti."
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"You're relieved of your position."
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"I see. And what's to happen to my play?"
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"The opening is only days away."
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"The play's off."
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"With no discernible reaction,"
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"my father made his way home to deliver the news to my mother."
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"We lived in a New England cottage"
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"that was inside a decommissioned submarine,"
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"that was all inside an old airplane hangar."
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"I've lost my position"
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"with the Pawtucket Brothers Brewery Company."
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"We have to inform the children."
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"My brother Chris had spent his life"
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"conjoining his twin loves,"
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"medicine and escape artistry."
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"Eureka."
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"A possible cure."
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"Our dog Brian had been making a name for himself"
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"on the pickleball court."
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"And that's match for Gene Porterfield."
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"Are those marking sole shoes?"
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"I'd like to officially file a grievance."
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"Brian had quietly become the most successful"
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"grievance filer in league history."
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"The exterior of our house is a lighthouse now."
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"Inside's the same."
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"Okay, back to the story."
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"I've summoned you all and arranged you"
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"in a perfectly symmetrical form in front of me"
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"to tell you some important news."
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"I've been relieved of my position at the brewery."
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"What of the play?"
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"The play is postponed, indefinitely."
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"No, Mr. Griffin."
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"You need to do this play."
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"We'll help you."
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"But I've lost access to the brewery."
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"That's where the whole piece is set."
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"Maybe it doesn't have to be."
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"But that's where the free tape and paper is."
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"I'll buy you new tape and paper."
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"The play is back on."
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"On an overcast Thursday afternoon,"
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"one of the most compelling stories of the 1980s,"
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"Max Dugan Returns."
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"Max, you've returned!"
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"I have."
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"My father passed away in the spring of his 43rd year,"
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"and was put to rest in the family graveyard."
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"Hey there. It's me again."
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"Wouldn't it be great if Wes Anderson's movies"
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"were actually that short?"
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"Anyway, the Hollywood Sign is more historic than you think."
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"a piece of beef jerky was planted in the ground"
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"and watered with Red Bull."
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"A speedboat erupted from the soil,"
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"and in that speedboat... was Michael Bay."
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"This already doesn't make sense."
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"You're fired, Griffin,"
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"for destroying company property."
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"Tell it to my tongue."
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"Mr. President, we have a situation."
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"The Decepticons plan to destroy the Seven Wonders of the World,"
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"starting with the Hagia Sophia."
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"They're allergic to beer."
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"I don't like the taste either so much."
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"That chest plate is where they're most vulnerable."
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"If we could find someone strong enough to throw a keg"
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"with enough force, we might have a shot."
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"who can throw a keg with that kind of force."
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"Stopping the Decepticons with beer?"
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"to throw a keg with enough force"
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"to save the Seven Wonders of the World."
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"What took you so long?"
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"There was a train and I like to count the cars."
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"It was a big one."
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"Me, too. That is fun."
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"But you're wasting your time coming here."
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"What are you wearing? That's my funeral shirt."
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"because of that maverick but awesome thing you did"
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"in the battle war of the past."
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"Is this the stuff you didn't want me to ask you about?"
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"I told you not to ask me about that."
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"He went rogue and saved everyone's lives,"
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"Is that why he can't get an erection?"
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"Listen, it's not me that's asking,"
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"it's America."
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"Tell America my answer is "no.""
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"in the shower."
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"♪ Peter's country needs him"
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"♪ But he just doesn't know"
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"Hold on!"
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"Damn it, I'm in."
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"But I do things my way, and I pick my crew."
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"like a Vietnamese woman, and let's get out of here."
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"Still trying to put the world back together, I see."
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"Hello, Peter."
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"I'm putting together a team."
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"We're in. Good."
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"Let's shake hands like tough guys."
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"Some of your sweat went in my mouth."
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"Oh, hello, Peter."
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"I was just out back working in the garden."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Trying to grow some balls?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Play nice, boys."
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"Love the cookie-cutter house you and Poindexter got here."
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"Never pegged you for a burbs dweller."
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