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Clips from Scrubs - Our Mysteries (S09E09)

"And what have you done with Barry Friedman?"
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"He dropped out of med school two weeks after it started."
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"I've been using his dorm room as my love nest."
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"I can't get with a gal in the same bed I shared with Enid."
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"Gives me the softies."
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"- Well, looks like we hit a dead end. - Dear God, Newbie."
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"- who gave you the bad review. - J. D: Yes, I am."
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"I know you don't give a damn about what students think,"
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"So, let me get this straight."
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"- I'm gonna change his mind. - Excellent use of your time."
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"Forget him. Turk, gather all the students"
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"- in the lecture hall. - All of them?"
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"Just lure them there with something young people like,"
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"like pizza or Rob Schneider."
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"- So, pizza? - Sure."
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"Dr. D, I really need you to be my blood buddy for the exam."
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"Lucy, I'm glad that I make you feel comfortable, but..."
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"If you could just help me get through this one,"
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"I know next time I can do it on my own."
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"It's just that I'm working a case right now,"
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"and I'm this close to cracking this mother wide open."
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"J. D: Crap, she's puppy-dogging me. Be strong."
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"I'll do whatever it is that you want me to do."
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"Thank you."
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"We're going to dinner with Sunny and Keyshawn."
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"- I thought you didn't want to go. - Well, now I do. Wear your black shirt,"
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"and dial the hair gel back. You're not doing the weather on Channel 7."
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"So who gave Dr. Dorian a negative review?"
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"where I called you Mark for the first part of the quarter."
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"But now I'm a major supporter of your softball team, so we worked that out."
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"Jeremy. Of course I suspected you."
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"but I forgot to account for your interpreter."
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"I apologize for not giving you a proper "hearing.""
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"Thank you, Jeremy."
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"Dr. Turk and I are going to keep you in here all day"
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"until whomever gave me the negative review steps forward."
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"Who amongst you has the courage to step forward and say,"
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""Hey! I am the coward!""
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"Dear Lord, Newbie."
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"'Cause, as always, pushing your buttons amuses me,"
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"and I know you don't think I have anything left to teach you,"
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"but maybe I wanted you to see just how ridiculous you truly are,"
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"constantly chasing their approval."
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"Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Dorian, I just wanted to make sure"
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"you were still going to be my blood buddy."
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"I'll be there."
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"- What? - You can't even help yourself, can you?"
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"Dorian, in order for these kids to really learn,"
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"sooner or later you gotta let go of their hands."
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"So, I'm supposed to be like you and just rule by fear?"
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"Perry, they hate you."
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"Yes, they do, and sure, I could be a little bit kinder,"
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"We're creating doctors, not kindergartners."
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"- They need me. - Do they?"
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"Because I don't ever remember holding your smooth little doll hand,"
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"and you turned out to be not too horrible a doctor."
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"(SIGHS) So I'm here for our ridiculous couples' date."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- Where are they? - They're at the bar."
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"I told them they couldn't sit with us."
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"Okay, let's sneak out the back and go play air hockey."
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"- Why did you make me come here? - So I could win, which I did."
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"No. I just didn't want to go on some stupid double date."
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"So far this has just been a hook-up thing."
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"(CHUCKLES) Why are you acting like we're in some big, serious relationship?"
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"I mean, don't get me wrong, not that I'm against it."
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"Normally, by now I would have sabotaged this by, I don't know,"
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"getting hammered at Thanksgiving and making out with one of your aunts,"
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"and I haven't done that, and I think that's good."
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"I feel like I'm growing."
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"Do you want to talk about us being in a relationship?"
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"(DENISE CHUCKLING)"
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"I have news for you. We're in a relationship."
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"- What? - Yeah, I decided, like, a month ago."
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"Damn it. I actually like you."
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"- You stole from me? - "Going to steal." Big difference."
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"LUCY: Come on, Dr. D. Where are you?"
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"Done."
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"That vein didn't stand a chance. I owned that bitch."
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"- (WHISTLES) Jingle Bells, you're next. - Great. Yes."
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"Let me just pop up front"
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"- and I will take some blood. - What are you doing?"
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"Stalling until Dr. Dorian gets here. He's on his way,"
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"You have five minutes."
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"- So we are in a relationship? - Yeah."
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"Are there any other decisions that you made that I need to know about?"
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"- I mean, are we exclusive? - You are."
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"But don't worry, we'll go over all the rules later."
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"Hey, guys. This is Keyshawn."
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"- He's da bomb. - That's great."
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"You order drinks, I'm gonna go hit the head."
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"(DREW CHUCKLES)"
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"- What should we order for her? - Yeah, she's not coming back."
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"No problem. It just means more Drew time."
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"J. D: Being there for someone is never easy."
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"You don't want to let down the people you care about."
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"- Time's up. Do it now or fail. - But I don't have a partner."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"Go ahead."
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"means not being there at all."
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"The needle is my friend. The needle is my friend."
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"(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- I did it. I actually did it. - You most certainly did."
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"And the good news is that med school gets a lot easier after this."
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"- Really? - No."
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"No."
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"By the way, I did it all on my own and I didn't need you after all."
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"That's good, isn't it?"
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"Lucy?"
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"Well, this is it. I can't believe you."
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"This could be our last eagle before our next last eagle."
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"Turk, gather the students."
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"All right, but they're not gonna fall for Rob Schneider again."
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"Then pull out the big guns. Tell them it's the cast of Twilight."
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"Cast of Twilight is in the quad!"
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"- Come on! - Cast of Twilight is in the quad."
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"- J.D., are we really doing this? - Yes, Turk."
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"It's time to finally realize the dream. Super Eagle!"
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"STUDENTS: Super Eagle!"
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"(STUDENTS LAUGHING)"
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