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Clips from Family Guy - The Big Bang Theory (S09E09)

"and tell them the wedding is off."
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, Mayor West."
Family Guy
"Hi, Lois."
Family Guy
"Wait, Mayor West."
Family Guy
"Okay, I might have opened the box."
Family Guy
"But listen,"
Family Guy
"could you also say good-bye to Carol for me?"
Family Guy
"Good-bye? Where are you going?"
Family Guy
"As of today, I'm stepping down as mayor"
Family Guy
"and leaving Quahog forever."
Family Guy
"Because of Carol?"
Family Guy
"Awesome."
Family Guy
"- I lost my virginity. - Yeah, right. To who?"
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"- I'm running away. - Why?"
Family Guy
"Because you took away my brother!"
Family Guy
"You ruined my life!"
Family Guy
"and now he's gone!"
Family Guy
"All you got there is toys and cans of tuna fish."
Family Guy
"Well, I got to eat. And I got to have fun."
Family Guy
"Peter, you're just acting out."
Family Guy
"No, I'm not. I'm acting in."
Family Guy
"Okay, now you're just saying the opposite of what I say."
Family Guy
"No, I'm not. I'm saying the same as what you say."
Family Guy
"- Peter. - Lois."
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"- God. - Allah."
Family Guy
"She and Mayor West never would've made it."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Well, nobody believed we'd make it,"
Family Guy
"and look at us now."
Family Guy
"I drink, and you use sex as a weapon."
Family Guy
"That seems to me like a successful New England marriage."
Family Guy
"My parents may have been against our relationship,"
Family Guy
"but a lot of people supported us."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? Like who?"
Family Guy
"Well, like... Like Carol."
Family Guy
"God, if it wasn't for her support,"
Family Guy
"I don't know that I would've had the confidence to marry you."
Family Guy
"And now that she needs my support,"
Family Guy
"here I am abandoning her."
Family Guy
"Peter, I've made a terrible mistake."
Family Guy
"Well, that's what I tried to tell you,"
Family Guy
"but you were as stubborn as a pigeon at an ad agency."
Family Guy
"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, these are all good ideas,"
Family Guy
"but I think what people really get excited about"
Family Guy
"is dropped museum popcorn."
Family Guy
"I was put in charge of this meeting."
Family Guy
"And we're going with dropped museum popcorn."
Family Guy
"I'd like one ticket to Alaska, please."
Family Guy
"One-way."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid so."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, we're too late."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Carol."
Family Guy
"But if it helps, you're not the first person to get a bum deal."
Family Guy
"Mr. Edison, we're going to use your invention to power the world."
Family Guy
"And Mr. Tesla, we're going to use yours"
Family Guy
"in the background of Frankenstein movies."
Family Guy
"This is all my fault."
Family Guy
"It's okay, Lois."
Family Guy
"Well, since I ain't got no brother to play army guys with,"
Family Guy
"I might as well go to the Clam."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, it's me. Meet me at the Clam in twenty."
Family Guy
"That sounds great, Peter, but I can't right now."
Family Guy
"Oh, crap. Why not?"
Family Guy
"'Cause I'm working."
Family Guy
"Alaska? What the hell?"
Family Guy
"and now everybody's flying there."
Family Guy
"What did you say?"
Family Guy
"Peter, that's the plane Mayor West is on!"
Family Guy
"If Carol can't have Mayor West, no one can."
Family Guy
"No survivors, you hear me?"
Family Guy
"Peter, for God sakes, no."
Family Guy
"Tell him to turn the plane around."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, listen, Quagmire,"
Family Guy
"turn the plane around and bring it back here."
Family Guy
"Peter, I can't do that."
Family Guy
"The FAA would be all over my ass."
Family Guy
"Um, hey Quagmire, you know that stray cat"
Family Guy
"- we got in our neighborhood? - The pregnant one?"
Family Guy
"Yep, she's having her kittens right now."
Family Guy
"- Yeah, but Brian's been eyeing them pretty good. - What?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, and I got to go to work now."
Family Guy
"So I hope he's not, like, hungry or nothing."
Family Guy
"This is your captain speaking."
Family Guy
"We've discovered a shoe bomb on board."
Family Guy
"Hello, Alaska!"
Family Guy
"Adam!"
Family Guy
"Carol?"
Family Guy
"I don't know what I was thinking."
Family Guy
"and I was afraid that I was going to make another one."
Family Guy
"And you know what? I almost did."
Family Guy
"Adam, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
Family Guy
"Oh, Carol."
Family Guy
"Nothing would make me happier."
Family Guy
"Hey, you know, when it's your turn to say, "I do,""
Family Guy
"you should say, "I do the Dew," and then..."
Family Guy
"and then we both pull out a Mountain Dew,"
Family Guy
"like, a radical skateboard jump off the altar."
Family Guy
"Well, obviously, yeah."
Family Guy
"Good luck."
Family Guy
"I hope you like weird boobs."
Family Guy
"to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony."
Family Guy
"a lot of times..."
Family Guy
"and it's always blown up in my face."
Family Guy
"But this time it's different."
Family Guy
"I know it's going to work."
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"I love you..."
Family Guy
"That was lovely."
Family Guy
"Adam?"
Family Guy
"Milk. Butter. Cat food."
Family Guy
"Those new potato chips in the snack aisle."
Family Guy
"Beer. Deodorant. Garbage bags. Toothpaste."
Family Guy
"Adam, I think that's your shopping list."
Family Guy
"No. These are my vows."
Family Guy
"They're all the reasons why I'll always love you."
Family Guy
"You may kiss the bride."
Family Guy
"Hey, I just realized... I have a sister."
Family Guy
"Shh! Keep your voice down."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm so depressed."
Family Guy
"Otherwise, he'll assert his right of prima noctus."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's interesting."
Family Guy
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