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Clips from South Park - Butters' Bottom Bitch (S13E13)

"i've got something for you too, my love."
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"*"
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"* i'm goin' down to south park, gonna have myself a time *"
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"* humble folks without temptation *"
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"* [muffled]"
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"* come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine *"
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"[bell rings]"
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"- all right, cool, guys. gather all around."
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"everyone should be a witness to this."
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"all right, you ready?"
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"now say, "i'm a dork and i deserve what's coming to me.""
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"come on, dude."
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""i'm a dork and i deserve what's coming to me.""
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"- i'm a dork and i deserve what's coming to me."
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"- fellas, my underwear is so far up my butt crack,"
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"for being a douche bag again, butters."
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"- yeah, i guess i deserve it. - hey, hey!"
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"picking on butters for this time?"
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"- oh, dude, you guys are not gonna believe this."
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"you know what we just found out?"
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"well, it turns out that butters--our butters--"
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"has never kissed a girl."
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"- oof!"
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"- so what?"
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"so i'm almost nine years old,"
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"is a dork."
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"- that's right. - oof!"
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"- [laughs] - you guys, we got it!"
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"- sellin' kisses?"
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"- she hangs out behind the temp building"
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"during afternoon recess."
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"she'll kiss any boy that pays her."
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"- you mean i'm... gonna kiss a girl today?"
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"- so then when she sticks her tongue out,"
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"- nothing to be nervous about, butters."
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"you're finally going to become a man today."
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"- how come?"
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"it's supposed to be special."
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"- oh, god, why don't you go sit under a rainbow"
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"- i gotta do this."
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"i gotta know what it feels like."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"oh, stay calm, butters."
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"how was it?"
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"- hey."
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"- so, um, i was hoping maybe i could get a kiss."
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"okay."
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"- so you got money?"
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"- oh, money, right."
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"there you go."
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"a five dollar bill. all for you."
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"- all right. you ready?"
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"- atta boy, butters!"
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"- [thinking] boy, oh, boy."
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"i finally did it."
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"i'm a man now."
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"jeez. i'm gonna start having lots of responsibilities soon."
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"there's gonna be family and bills to start worryin' about."
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"no more playtime for you, butters."
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"you gotta buckle down and find--"
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"hey, i know!"
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"[students chattering]"
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"'cause i know a girl that'll give you a great kiss"
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"for just $5!"
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"- [lisping] she'll kiss anybody?"
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"- sure, scott! even if you got diabetes!"
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"[kissing noise]"
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"- jeez, butters."
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"thanks for bringing me yet another customer."
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"if you could do kisses before school, too."
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"we could make double the money!"
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"- oh, that'd be great!"
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"but i can't do kisses before school."
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"i have swimming class."
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"well, i did have another idea."
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"- what?"
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"show her what to do,"
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"and then share all our money together."
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"- wow, you're right, butters!"
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"- we could have our very own kissin' company!"
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"the next key to a successful business is innovation."
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"simply can't afford the $5 for a kiss."
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"so what if we start also charging just $2 for a hug."
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"- wow, that's a great idea, butters!"
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"- well, thanks!"
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"sally, i think your position behind the temp building"
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"at recess is perfect."
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"megan, i'm thinking about moving you"
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"to the baseball field after school"
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"during little league practice."
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"- got it."
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"- i got a kissing booth set up"
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"so, kayla and ashley, you take turns there."
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"any girl that sells more than 20 kisses gets..."
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"but if you don't show up for work at all,"
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"- this is gonna be great!"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- sir! sir, take a look at this."
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"we've got rumors coming in"
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"- what? ohh, not in my county!"
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"- we've got no information on the prostitutes,"
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"don't know who they are or where they came from."
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"- so then we need to go after the johns."
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"we need to let the men of this town know"
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"that if they pay for sex, they're going to jail."
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"- sting operation, sir?"
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"- we need an undercover cop disguised as a prostitute"
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"so we can arrest any citizens looking for cheap thrills."
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"hey, baby, you looking for a party?"
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"- h-how much are you charging?"
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"- 20 for oral, 50 for half and half."
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"handing over the $20 for oral sex."
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"- o-okay."
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"- all right, buddy,"
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"all right, here we go."
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"oh, man, oh!"
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"oh! ahh! ohhhh!"
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"oh! oh, sorry i was so quick."
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"- oh, that's all right."
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"nothing wrong with it--freeze!"
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