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Clips from The Office (2005) - Threat Level Midnight (S07E07)

"Tails."
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"Well, the hostages were scared."
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"Oh, someone's coming, all right."
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"The only man who would care, Michael Scarn."
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"then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife,"
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"I did not love the dialog,"
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"or the character."
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"I took the role to impress a receptionist, who will remain nameless."
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"Well, the all-star game was three days away."
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"The only way Scarn was getting in was in a uniform."
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"I'm not here to learn how to mop."
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"Mop it."
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"Come on. Come on!"
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"What am I supposed to do with this?"
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"Mop."
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"Well, Michael Scarn was quickly becoming"
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"Each year, the National Hockey League accepts one civilian amateur"
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"to play in the all-star game."
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"The final test is speed skating."
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"On your marks, get set..."
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"Nice try, Goldenface. Except you forgot one thing, to kill me."
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"I was trying to slow you down."
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"No!"
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"Congratulations."
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"Hey, you came in second. Not bad either, champ."
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"I'm intercepting a name."
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"Jasmine Windsong."
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"Not "who," what."
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"Oh! Oh..."
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"He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned?"
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"They call me Jasmine Windsong"
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"Bingo."
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"He finished his movie? No kidding. Wow, that's great."
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"Yeah, good for him."
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"The hostages are under the stadium"
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"Check, please."
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"You have to let us go, Goldenface. We have families."
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"Ha! This is gonna show them that I mean business."
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"Far and away the most expensive shot of the movie,"
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"Sorry about your friend, Scarn."
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"The joke's on you, Goldenface."
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"We've searched the whole building, Goldenface."
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"We've searched the... Okay."
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"In the puck."
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"Go puck yourself."
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"That was not scripted."
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"You're lucky to be alive."
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"Let's just make sure that everything's working properly."
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"You just said, "The bomb is in the puck"?"
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"Yes."
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"Is that where you hid the bomb, Goldenface?"
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"But why would you blow up the stadium?"
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"You own the stadium."
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"For the insurance money. I knew it all along."
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"Where had I gone wrong?"
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"but somewhere along the way, things got messed up."
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"It wasn't easy for Scarn to admit"
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"You don't look so good. What's got you down?"
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"You got problems? My TV don't work."
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"I pay $30 a month for the damn satellite whats-a-whose-it."
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"I can't even get the damn game."
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"Now, you tell me, what's worse than that?"
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"Don't ever change, Billy."
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"I see what you mean about problems."
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"That table of bachelorettes over there bought you this drink."
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"Hey."
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"Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby?"
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"Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?"
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"I'm gonna cheer you up the only ways I know hows. Hey, kid,"
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"No, Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died."
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"There's a whole crowd of people out there"
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"who need to learn how to do the Scarn."
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"You meet new friends You tie some yarn"
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"And that's how you do the Scarn"
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"Then you jump to the left And you shake that hand"
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"Meet new friends Tie that yarn"
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"That's how you do the Scarn"
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"You jump to the right And you shake a hand"
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"Shh. Stop."
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"Meet new friends Tie that yarn"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"I think I was just relieved to see that"
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"Michael Scarn got his confidence back."
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"Yeah, Michael, the movie's amazing."
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"It's, like, one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life."
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"Or carnivals. Yeah."
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"Did you like it? Did you like that?"
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"All right. Come on."
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"No, come on!"
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"We have to see the end."
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"Some people are really popping on-screen."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Good?"
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"I loved it. Did you?"
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"What did you love about it?"
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"Um... I loved that you got to work together with all your friends."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Isn't that so great when you can all work together like that?"
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"and you just have fun, and you don't care about how it turns out."
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"Is it because you're afraid of where this is gonna take me?"
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"This is 11 years, okay?"
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"This has been my dream for 11 years,"
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"and if you don't think it's great,"
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"then you're basically saying you don't believe in my dream."
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"It's your dream? You never even mentioned it before."
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"get around to my dream, obviously."
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"Well, why do you have to make a movie at all?"
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"Really? You can't think of anything else that you might have?"
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"I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage."
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"I have my HBO comedy special, "Here I Go Again...""
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"when I really think about it, none of those things"
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"are as real to me as my movie."
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"I'm real."
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"And now, I'm gonna go watch the movie"
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"And I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass."
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"I'm angry, and I love you."
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"I love you, too."
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"I am a huge Woody Allen fan."
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"But I'll tell you something, what I respect about that man"
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"is that when he was going through"
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