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Clips from The Simpsons - Elementary School Musical (S22E22)

"If I ask you again, you give 'em to me."
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"Why aren't I going to Oslo?"
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"The Nobel Prizes are my freakin' thing."
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"But no, Bart gets everything"
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"because he's the oldest, and he's a boy."
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"And Maggie gets what's ever left over,"
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"because she's the youngest and she's a baby."
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"Meanwhile, I just stand and wave"
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"to people going to better places."
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"Would half a bottle of confiscated water cheer you up?"
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"Ew, no thanks."
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"Oh. Quite the little princess, ain't she?"
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"I'm just gonna chill out with a little This American Life."
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"I'm Ira Glass. Remember when you were five years old,"
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"Today, in five acts: condiments."
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"Act one, mustard."
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"Act two, mayo."
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"Act four, corn relish..."
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"Mom, this isn't the way home."
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"Maybe we're not going home right away."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"LISA: They go to Oslo, we get some ice cream."
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"Well, you could get some ice cream, or..."
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"spend a week at performing arts camp!"
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"Whoops-- didn't time that quite right."
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"(happy gasp) Oh, my God! Mom, thank you!"
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"I just need my... (gasps)"
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"Did you really think I'd forget?"
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"Now have a great time."
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"Victory for the middle child!"
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"Aw, you think I forgot you?"
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"Babies shouldn't jump to conclusions."
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"(happy gasp)"
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"Hello? Hello...?"
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"(screams)"
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"Huh?"
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"♪ I... ♪"
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"♪ I love the elegant pearls you wear ♪"
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"♪ And the starfish shape that constitutes your hair ♪"
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"♪ You'll... ♪"
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"♪ Be staying in Cabin 12... ♪"
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"CAMPERS: ♪ You're gonna like arts camp, Lisa ♪"
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"♪ Arts, arts, arts education... ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna like arts camp, Lisa ♪"
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"♪ Marge paid with her debit VISA ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna like arts camp, Lisa ♪"
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"♪ Arts, arts, arts education... ♪"
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"♪ Marge paid with her debit VISA... ♪"
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"MAN: Knock, knock!"
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"Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan."
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"We're the counselors- slash-musical directors-"
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"KURT: You said counselors twice."
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"ETHAN: We do a lot of counseling."
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"I can hear you."
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"No, you can't."
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"Okay, Lisa, let's get your camp T-shirt."
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"♪ All our camp T-shirts are medium ♪"
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"♪ Well, I hope you wear medium, girl-- huh! ♪"
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"We should also find you a meal plan."
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"♪ Meal-planning lady... ♪"
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"♪ Plan my meals, baby... ♪"
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"Do you guys always do that?"
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"♪ Do what? ♪"
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"Sing what you just said,"
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"then play a little guitar riff?"
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"♪ We never do that ♪"
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"♪ But very infrequently, lady. ♪"
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"(vocal riff)"
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"They should've called it "chicken cordon blech"!"
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"(weary laugh)"
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"Another good one."
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"Huh? Wait a minute... This doesn't look like Oslo."
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"Where are the wood-stave churches?"
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"Historic Akershus Fortress?"
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"You are not in Oslo."
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"You are in Holland..."
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"Did you say a Hague?"
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"I said The Hague."
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"(shrieks)"
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"What's going on? Where's my Nobel Prize?"
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"There is no prize."
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"It was merely a ruse"
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"to get you to Europe,"
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"so we could try you for the terrible crimes"
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"you've committed on this continent!"
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"You gotta read me the charges!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"In Greece, you committed something called"
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"And here in Holland, you stole the entire act"
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"U bestolen al mijn jokenchortles!"
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"Gaah! Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute!"
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"One of the most important skills"
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"a performer can learn is dealing with hecklers."
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"And... action!"
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"Your dog's dead!"
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"Um... that's not really a heckle."
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"Right, yeah, right."
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"I've seen more life in the Wellington Botanic Gardens!"
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"That is a heckle, but if you're not"
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"from New Zealand, it loses some of its sting."
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"How much? Well, most of it."
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"Do you think they won't know the reference?"
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"If they did know the Gardens,"
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"then they would know that they're teeming with life."
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"So, what do you guys do"
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"when you're not camp counselors?"
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"We're highly successful artists."
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"And as artists, we live in"
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"Sprooklyn."
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"(impressed murmurs)"
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"dancing and sculpting..."
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"playing my Gibson..."
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"rehearsing my Ibsen."
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"Because, you see, young artists,"
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"♪ Artists are the people who hold up a mirror ♪"
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"♪ Artists make society see its faults clearer ♪"
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"♪ And when we camp outdoors ♪"
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"♪ We make the best s'mores. ♪"
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"Three layers, Mother Nature."
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"Mmm... Mmm... Yeah, yeah."
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