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Clips from The Office (2005) - Gettysburg (S08E08)

"I'm curious to know what your game changer is"
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"You know how in the vending machine"
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"they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot?"
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"A-1 is the best spot for the best cookie"
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"But the real best spot is D-4"
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"Right? That's where the eyes go."
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"So"
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"Yeah. But not just the cookies, though"
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"That was just a for instance"
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"that we're wasting facilities, manpower on our underselling products"
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"when we should be pushing our top performers?"
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"There you get consensus"
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"Okay, we are now on a planet where"
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"l just don't understand"
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"It's 1865, victory is ours"
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"I have saved the very soul of our nation and yet, happiness eludes me"
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"Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits."
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"So, another thing about oatmeal cookies. Who even wants them?"
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"I mean, I've seen Toby eat one like once"
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"but other than that forget it."
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"Interesting"
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"So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie?"
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"How about that two-hole punch letter?"
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"That's the oatmeal cookie. Fantastic, Kevin, fantastic"
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"By the way did we leave all the food on the bus?"
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"Let's talk about food for a second Food for thought."
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"Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast,"
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"Hunger for hamburgers"
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"Right, Darryl? That's good"
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"Exactly. Now, do you know what the Civil War soldiers were hungry for?"
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"We are a branches on this tree. And from the tree comes paper"
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"We're all part of a business but business is war"
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"Oh! A rebel paper company is coming to take our flag."
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"What's going on here? Whee-hoo!"
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"Come and get it! Who's going to get the flag? Who's getting it? Whoa, hey"
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"Don't look where I am look where I'm going. Jerk right, jerk left, jerk"
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"Andy, this is inappropriate People died here, man"
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"What are you going to do about it? We've got a flag right here"
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"Oh, wow. So, that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back"
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"It's... I mean, come on"
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"Oh, I don't think I should walk anymore"
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"All I had for breakfast was oatmeal"
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"Two poached eggs and then that half a sandwich on the bus"
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"l can't"
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"All right, fine You know what?"
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"I guess this place just hasn't rubbed off"
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"on you the way that l hoped it would"
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"I'm still going, and I'm not going to ask anymore"
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"You said you weren't going to look back."
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"suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared?"
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"Yeah, l don't know"
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"those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane"
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"Yes, I am an accountant"
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"Dwight, this is one of the archivists here"
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"l thought maybe we can consult him"
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"Really? Yeah."
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"Well, anyone employed by the Gettysburg industrial complex"
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"about the Battle of Schrute Farms"
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"Schrute Farms, did you say?"
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"You've heard about it?"
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"There you go"
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""Dearest Mother, I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter."
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""and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvyn Fifer Garris.""
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"Hallowed ground"
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"It was a code used by pacifists from both Norte and Soute,"
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"among the Schrutes of Schrute Farm."
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"Amidst the macho brutality of war,"
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"this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays,"
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"Wow, this is so much better than the story you made up."
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"You're right, there should be a monument to this"
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"Never trust a cookie with a woman's name"
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"Pecan Sandy. Lorna Doone. Madeleine"
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"Kevin, you are"
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"Robert, I hate to interrupt but I would love to pitch you one last idea"
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"l call it the Big Mac idea"
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"What? No"
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"No, this is not fair This is my idea."
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"He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me"
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"Well, what is the idea?"
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"Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside"
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"Then, at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac."
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"You know what? Now I remember That was your idea"
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"That is 1 00% your idea"
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"Oh, my"
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"Damn it Hey"
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"Yeah, I asked the bus driver to lock it"
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"because our stuff was in there. I guess he follows orders"
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"Yeah, sorry everybody else didn't come I think they're just tired."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Sarcasm, snark, "wisecracks.'"
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"You take things that people care about"
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"and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes."
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"That's what you did with this trip"
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"Andy, this whole idea of our situation"
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"being just like war it's just not true"
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"We just work at a paper company"
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"and you're our regional manager"
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"We like you as regional manager"
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"I've been getting weird looks all day, because I'm pretty sure"
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"But guess who's wearing them? All of us."
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"Just for you, man That's huge"
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"You don't like the hats?"
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"They're terrible"
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"l hate myself"
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"They just didn't turn out how I wanted In my head, they were cooler"
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"But they do look weird"
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"The world will little note"
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"Jim and I had here at Gettysburg."
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"I wanted my team to be like this army and I was their general"
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"but l guess it's really just more like"
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"they're people who work in an office and I'm their manager"
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"Yeah, that's really probably a better analogy Now that I think about it."
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"Mmm. Oh"
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"Bang!"
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"Be honest, fair... I'm going to do it"
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"Number one I'm going into labor"
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"False alarm"
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"What? They took another client from us?"
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"Ah"
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"Yeah, well, the bus has free Wi-Fi"
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