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Clips from South Park - Breast Cancer Show Ever (S12E12)

"Crapped on your desk, doc. What's up with that?"
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"Welcome to detention, m'kay?"
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"You're here until your parents come and pick you up."
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"Eric. Hey, Eric."
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"Eric, what's going on."
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"Everyone's starting to say"
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"you got detention on purpose to get out of fighting Wendy."
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"What? That's ridiculous."
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"That's not why I did it."
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"Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?"
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"Because I'm hardcore."
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"You know, I'm anti-establishment."
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"That's how I roll, dawgs. I do hardcore stuff like that."
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"That's what I said. I told everyone outside,"
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""Cartman ain't scared of fighting Wendy. He'd do it if he could.""
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"Damn straight."
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"I just got all punk rock and got detention, you know."
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"- I'm just a bad dude. - Okay, that's good."
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"Because we moved the fight to first thing in the morning tomorrow."
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"Before school starts."
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"Everyone is going to get there early."
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"Eric, get your buns back over here, m'kay?"
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"Wendy said she'd be here an hour before school starts."
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"See you in the morning..."
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"Tomorrow morning, you fucking die."
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"Tomorrow morning."
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"- Wendy! - Yeah?"
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"We need to talk to you, right now!"
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"Wendy, have you been bullying kids at school?"
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"What? No."
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"Well, do you want to explain"
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"why this little boy's mother had to come talk to us?"
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"You don't understand. He said horrible things."
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"you don't respond with violence."
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"Haven't we taught you that?"
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"The thing is, Wendy."
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"I really think you're awesome,"
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"and I know I'm just a nerdy little weakling to you,"
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"but I want to be your friend"
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"Wendy, you tell this little boy you aren't going to hurt him!"
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"- Mom, you don't-- - Now, young lady."
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"If there's any word of you fighting at school, it is over for you, missy."
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"- Do you understand? - Yes, sir."
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"We're so sorry about this, Ms. Cartman."
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"It really won't happen again."
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"You're very sweet. Thank you again."
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"Come on, muffin."
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"Where is she? How come Wendy's not showing up for the fight?"
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"Here she comes!"
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"What's up, Wendy?"
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"You know I can't fight you."
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"Why not, you chicken?"
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"I can't fight you because you came crying to my house"
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"last night with your mom!"
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"That's a doozie, Wendy."
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"You come up with that one on your own."
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"Yeah, did you come up with that one on your own?"
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"I ain't frontin' dawg, let's do it. Let's do it right now, yo!"
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"Come on, Wendy, kick his ass!"
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"Goddammit!"
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"I told you guys!"
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"Yeah, guess who dodged a bullet, Galahad."
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"And so we must all recycle every day."
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"The end."
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"Very nice, Clyde."
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"Okay, we have time for one more report before recess."
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"Okay, Eric."
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"Thank you."
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"My report today is on breast cancer awareness."
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"I do not believe enough is being done"
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"there's something I'd like to get off my chest."
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"We all must fight and hopefully one day,"
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"Okay, Eric, that's enough you smart ass."
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"Why? Why are you doing this to me?"
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"Wendy, Wendy!"
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"Wendy Testaburger to the principal's office, please?"
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"Wendy Testaburger to the principal's office."
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"No ma'am, there isn't going to be a fight."
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"Oh, no? Are you sure?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"I noticed all the things you've done for breast cancer awareness month."
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"Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?"
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"Cancer is pure evil."
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"It is fat little lump that needs to be destroyed."
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"You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away."
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"Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you."
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"My parents said that if I fight--"
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"And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you."
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"You have to be willing to give up everything"
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"because the cancer will take everything."
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"Yes, ma'am!"
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"because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not."
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"You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless."
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"Wendy's gonna fight Cartman right now."
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"What?"
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"Go deep, Craig."
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"Not that deep, retard."
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"She's coming. She's coming."
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"- Butters, get out of here. - But Wendy is coming to fight you."
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"What's up?"
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"What's up?"
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"Wendy, don't forget I'll tell my mom on you."
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"Recess is almost over."
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"I don't know if there's really time."
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"Shut up and fight!"
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"Alright, fine, Wendy. I'll fight you, you big bully!"
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"Wendy?"
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"I'm finished."
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"Somebody, somebody call the principal!"
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"You don't have to say anything."
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"I'm no longer the cool kid."
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"Now you all think I'm a fag."
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"because now all the guys don't think I'm cool."
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"That's not true."
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"You're just saying that."
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"No, really, we've always thought you suck."
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"Yeah, nothing's changed."
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"You are just saying that to make me feel better."
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"Wait, wait a minute,"
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"why would you guys be saying stuff to make me feel better?"
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