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Clips from The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

"No, um, they camp out in desks and..."
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"because clo... stores were closing down."
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"The, um, strike there is..."
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"what's happening..."
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"in Japan, with those Japanese."
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"from readings earlier in the day"
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"as the pace of trading has slackened."
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"Experts attribute the stabilization"
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"to the recent deregulation of foreign imports."
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"Well, tragedy struck the new Hitchcock home development today,"
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"when a gas explosion ripped through"
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"their recreation center."
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"The explosion claimed the lives of the owner"
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"of the development, Mr. James Hitchcock..."
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"and his entire family of five."
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"Three others were injured and two people"
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"are still listed as missing."
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"Sudan revealed evidence, uh, Wednesday night"
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"that Colonel Hernando Escalante of Libya"
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"is trying to fly troops and arms..."
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"and legs..."
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"to Uganda to assist president Adi Amin."
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"Uh, goodnight and, uh,"
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"thank you for joining us here"
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"on, um, Eyewitness News."
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"I'm not wearing any pants."
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"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in."
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"Film at 11:00."
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"At Argon, we know that a country which depends on oil"
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"can't afford to run short,"
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"but conventional drilling is not always possible."
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"Now, new ways must be found to produce crude oil."
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"Here at our multibillion dollar refinery in Fairbanks,"
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"we're extracting over 2.5 billion barrels"
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"of crude oil every day,"
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"from teenagers' faces."
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"of yet untapped natural resources."
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"And here in Milan, Italy,"
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"an affiliate of Argon has developed a way to reclaim oil"
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"from the discarded combs of local residents--"
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"enough to fill an 1,100 ft. tanker"
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"and save 60,000 gallons of valuable energy."
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"Back in the United States,"
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"we've developed a way to filter the oil from carry-out food--"
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"an amount sufficient to supply the entire city of Oakland, California."
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"And for the future, the promise of capturing"
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"over forty trillion cubic feet of natural gas"
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"has brought us to Beaumont, Texas,"
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"and this unique recycling method."
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"At Argon, we're working to keep your money."
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"Good morning. Welcome to A.M. Today."
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"- I'm Barbara Duncan. - I'm Frank Bowman."
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"In our next segment, we'll see why schoolchildren"
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"are learning faster in Louisiana."
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"Why trains are running slower in Vermont."
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"We'll meet an adorable, furry Australian friend."
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"And we'll take an up-close look at the nation's newest safety craze:"
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"Smoke detector alarms."
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"But first, New York City teachers are voting"
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"on whether to continue their weeklong strike."
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"Ron Butler with local affiliate WILO"
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"is at the convention center now with a live mini-cam report."
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"Ron, what's the situation there?"
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"Ron, are the teachers still voting?"
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"It seems we are having trouble getting that report."
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"We'll try back later in the program."
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"and time for our daily feature of debate,"
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""Count Pointercount""
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"Once again, here are John Fitzsimmons"
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"and Sheila Hamilton."
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"Well, Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies"
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"have found the light at the end of the Tunnel of Love"
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"with our beloved president."
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"The intellectuals have been much agitated,"
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"and now, having gotten the presidency"
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"by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured,"
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"he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him."
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"Sheila, will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals"
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"never learn that expanding welfare rolls"
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"and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?"
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"Why John, you old stick in the mud."
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"I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months,"
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"And for good measure, sit on this, John."
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"We understand that the teachers have completed their balloting"
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"and a decision is forthcoming."
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"Ron Butler, do you want to hazard a guess as to the outcome of that vote?"
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"It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature,"
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"the astrological report."
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"A quick reminder: these reports are not intended"
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"to foster a belief in astrology, but merely to support people"
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"who cannot take responsibility for their own lives. Joyce."
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"If you're a Libra and have been hesitant"
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"about making that big purchase,"
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"hold off for another couple of days."
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"not the time for reckless spending."
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"You Virgos can expect an untimely death"
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"or perhaps a tragic dismemberment"
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"for someone very close to you."
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"Pisces: It's a good time to pull the plug on that machine"
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"that's been keeping your daughter alive for the past six months."
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"If you're Taurus, see your florist."
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"And if you're Gemini like me, you can expect the unexpected."
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"Thank you, Joyce. With us today, Judy Morton"
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"from the San Diego Wild Animal Preserve."
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"Judy's been a guest on the show many times in the past."
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"it's always been an absolutely delightful segment."
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"- Welcome, Judy. - Hello."
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"And what have you got for us today?"
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"Well, today I brought an Australian gerbil."
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"It's one of the few that we've been able to raise in captivity."
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"Oh, no, he's real friendly."
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"They're very loveable. His name is Oscar."
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"Oh. Hello, Oscar. Hello, Oscar."
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"I'd like to get one of those for my kids."
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"They would make great pets"
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"except that they really do need a wild surrounding."
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"- Well... Oscar? - Yes."
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"Is absolutely irresistible."
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"Now, I understand, Judy, that you've got another surprise for us."
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"Yes, that's right, Frank."
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