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Clips from The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

"I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!"
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"Whose reality, yours or mine?"
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"My reality and yours, that's whose!"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!"
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"I could no more run away from her than I could run away from myself!"
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"I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!"
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"Whose reality, yours or mine?"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Larry, we're going now!"
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"Whose games?"
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"You know damn well whose games."
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"Larry, we're starting the engines."
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"You will never forget..."
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"You know damn well what I'm saying!"
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"In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died."
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"Despite millions of dollars of research,"
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"death continues to be our nation's number one killer."
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"Hello, I'm Henry Gibson,"
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"speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead."
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"Although so far there is no known treatment for death's crippling effects,"
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"still, everyone can acquaint himself with the warning signs of death:"
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"Your past contributions to this cause have already worked wonders."
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"Many deserving families have been helped."
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"Right now, I'd like you to meet the Hefsteders."
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"Three years ago, our Johnny died."
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"but then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead."
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"They showed us that despite Johnny's handicap,"
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"he could still be a useful member of our family and the community."
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"Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker"
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"showed us that the absence of life from Johnny's body"
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"didn't have to mean his absence from our daily lives."
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"as we were able to include him in our family activities."
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"The United Appeal for the Dead turned misery into happiness."
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"We have them to thank for our family's newfound togetherness."
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"This is Henry Gibson saying,"
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"please, give generously when death knocks at your door."
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"No pictures. No pictures, please."
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"I said no pictures."
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"On September 22nd, 1957,"
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"resulting in over $55,000 in damages."
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"Today we bring you the trial resulting from that incident."
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"The litigants you will see are the actual people"
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"involved in the accident."
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"As we join the proceedings, Judge Colus D. Smizer"
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"is about to ask Mr. Hornung to make his opening remarks."
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"Mr. Hornung, you may make your opening remarks."
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"If it pleases the court, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"it is my intention to prove here today,"
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"that on the evening of February 22nd, 1957,"
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"Sheldon Grunwald was driving his vehicle"
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"in the northbound lane of U.S. Highway 30"
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"when the rear of his automobile was struck from behind"
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"by a car driven by the defendant, Ms. Rita Filagree."
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"In conclusion, Your Honor, I would like the jury"
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"to listen to a tape."
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"Hey, Wally, being in court is really neat stuff."
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"Knock it off will ya, Beave?"
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"We don't want the judge to yell at us."
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"Defense attorney Taylor, are you prepared with your case?"
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"Yes I am, Your Honor."
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"Then call your first witness."
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"The number of a Sheldon Grunwald."
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"Oh, that-- that's me, right here."
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"Never mind, operator, I found him myself."
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"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth,"
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"the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
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"I do."
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"You've made me so happy!"
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"We'll tell you only that Mr. Grunwald is salaried, deals in a service,"
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"and we'll start the questioning with Mr. Hornung."
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"Mr. Grunwald, would I be more likely to use your service"
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"than... let's say, my wife?"
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"No."
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"That's five down and forty-five to go."
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"Mr. Taylor."
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"I'm sorry, we're running short of time."
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"We'll flip all the cards now,"
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"and I'll tell you that, in fact, Mr. Grunwald is a spoon."
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"Mr. Grunwald,"
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"in addition to your occupation as a spool, is it not true..."
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"No, no. Spoon!"
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"Ah, yes, spoon."
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"Mr. Grunwald, in addition to your occupation as a spoon,"
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"is it not true that you're a driving instructor?"
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"No."
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"- Then it is true? - Yes."
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"That you're not a driving instructor?"
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"No."
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"Your Honor, I object to this line of questioning."
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"Overruled."
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"Very well, then. I'd like some time to go over my briefs."
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"Please."
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"They're fine."
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"Your witness, counsel."
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"Would you please state your first name."
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"Sheldon."
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"Mr. Grunwald,"
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"what does... that exactly mean?"
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"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you"
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"Happy birthday dear... Sheldon."
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"Mr. Grunwald,"
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"would you kindly tell the court the fabric of which your shirt is made?"
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"I object, Your Honor! That shirt is immaterial."
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"Very well, then."
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"Mr. Grunwald, would you please follow me"
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"to the south end of the courtroom."
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"Objection, Your Honor! The counsel is leading the witness."
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"While the judge confers with the attorneys,"
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"let's pause for this brief message."
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"Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?"
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"She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil."
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"At this time, the judge will ask Mr. Hornung to show relevance."
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"Not only will I show relevance,"
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"Ms. Rita Filagree."
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"As everyone expected, a surprise witness."
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"Miss Filagree was a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle,"
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"but was pronounced dead at the scene."
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"I do."
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"Miss Filagree, as a passenger in the Grunwald vehicle,"
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